Earl of Punkape Posted October 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: It's QANTAS, you pig ignorant alcoholic shambles. Fuck off. Another pearl of wisdom from Rolf Harris’s nephew... Fuck off convict scum. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 On 02/10/2017 at 10:58 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Have you been stranded in San Francisco? never mind all that, two bob slum lord, are you attending The ARMA Annual Conference and Dinner on 18th October at the Park Plaza Westminster Bridge Hotel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Another pearl of wisdom from Rolf Harris’s nephew... Fuck off convict scum. lol. Reported for associating a member to a nonce. Fuck off! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Another pearl of wisdom from Rolf Harris’s nephew... Fuck off convict scum. lol. I don't give a shite who you fly with just get on a plane, peferably to Syria. Not too sure about the standard of the golfing but I hear the natives are a rum bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 5 hours ago, Eddie said: never mind all that, two bob slum lord, are you attending The ARMA Annual Conference and Dinner on 18th October at the Park Plaza Westminster Bridge Hotel? Arma? I can't be bothered googling it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Arma? I can't be bothered googling it Quincy you fucking miscreant, what are you're thoughts on having a shit at 35 thousand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 10 hours ago, southerncunt said: It's QANTAS, you pig ignorant alcoholic shambles. Fuck off. I think he actually meant 'Quantass', an all-gay Catalan airline in which flight stewards determine how much each passenger pays depending on compliance en route to destination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Quincy you fucking miscreant, what are you're thoughts on having a shit at 35 thousand? Feet or metres? Either way, until my mid twenties I believed that accidentally hitting flush while seated, would result in ones innards being sucked out of ones asshole into the stratosphere like some sort of awful party popper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Feet or metres? Either way, until my mid twenties I believed that accidentally hitting flush while seated, would result in ones innards being sucked out of ones asshole into the stratosphere like some sort of awful party popper. Like the death of the monster in the bloody awful Alien Resurrrction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 11 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Feet or metres? Either way, until my mid twenties I believed that accidentally hitting flush while seated, would result in ones innards being sucked out of ones asshole into the stratosphere like some sort of awful party popper. The urban myth regarding the obese woman sat on the aeroplane toilet, whose flabby buttocks created a vacuum seal causing the flush to drag her intestines through the plumbing. Circulated at the same time as the story about the man killed when a forty kilo block of frozen shit and piss struck the roof of his car at terminal velocity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The urban myth regarding the obese woman sat on the aeroplane toilet, whose flabby buttocks created a vacuum seal causing the flush to drag her intestines through the plumbing. Circulated at the same time as the story about the man killed when a forty kilo block of frozen shit and piss struck the roof of his car at terminal velocity. I see what you did there Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: I see what you did there Eric. Hello.....How are you today? Fuck off. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Hello.....How are you today? Fuck off. Lol. Idiot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 26 minutes ago, Snatch said: Idiot. Fuck off. What are you doing this weekend ? a bit of crochet ? lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: What are you doing this weekend ? a bit of crochet ? lol. Your the last person I'd tell what I'm doing or where I'm going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Your the last person I'd tell what I'm doing or where I'm going. It’s “You’re” you educationally subnormal rentboy abuser. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: It’s “You’re” you educationally subnormal rentboy abuser. Cretin. You've been on good form of late pinkers but "your" fucking this one right up. Let's have another nom... Hows "you're" split arsehole healing up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The urban myth regarding the obese woman sat on the aeroplane toilet, whose flabby buttocks created a vacuum seal causing the flush to drag her intestines through the plumbing. Circulated at the same time as the story about the man killed when a forty kilo block of frozen shit and piss struck the roof of his car at terminal velocity. Oh yes. The version I heard was a stream of piss froze into an icy javelin, and went right through some cutns head. Everybody laughed like fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Oh yes. The version I heard was a stream of piss froze into an icy javelin, and went right through some cutns head. Everybody laughed like fuck. I think my favourite urban myth is the one about the teenager, wanking away with headphones on and eyes shut. Upon finishing his masturbatory fiddlings, he opens his eyes to see a steaming cup of tea on the bedside cabinet, placed there by his mother a few moments ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: It’s “You’re” you educationally subnormal rentboy abuser. Cretin. Another grammar nazi. I don't give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 5, 2017 Report Share Posted October 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think my favourite urban myth is the one about the teenager, wanking away with headphones on and eyes shut. Upon finishing his masturbatory fiddlings, he opens his eyes to see a steaming cup of tea on the bedside cabinet, placed there by his mother a few moments ago. how good would that be, if it were a pint, and a cigarette. Thanks mum! You forgot my blowjob. slag lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 On 02/10/2017 at 10:30 PM, Punkape said: This horrendous outfit.....which has nearly gone bust innumerable occasions....... has gone bust.What a surprise ! Monarch specialised in cheap crappy holidays for alcoholics and working class wankers who are now stranded in foreign shitholes. What is outrageous is that the Government is using taxpayers money to fly this drunken riff-raff back at the taxpayers expense. It’s a disgrace. Fucking cattle class cunt of an airline. Useless fucking fat ugly stewardesses, shit planes, cramped seating, awful delays, shit landing times on return. Glad these cunts are no longer in business to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Fucking cattle class cunt of an airline. Useless fucking fat ugly stewardesses, shit planes, cramped seating, awful delays, shit landing times on return. Glad these cunts are no longer in business to be honest. Give us a clue. Which ones are you talking about now? If any Syrians are reading this (they all seem to have better smart phones than me) it's no wonder they prefer to travel here in an overcrowded dinghy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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