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This horrendous outfit.....which has nearly gone bust innumerable occasions....... has gone bust.What a surprise ! 

Monarch specialised in cheap crappy holidays for alcoholics and working class wankers who are now stranded in foreign shitholes.

What is outrageous is that the Government is using taxpayers money to fly this drunken riff-raff back at the taxpayers expense.

It’s a disgrace.

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2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

This horrendous outfit.....which has nearly gone bust innumerable occasions....... has gone bust.What a surprise ! 

Monarch specialised in cheap crappy holidays for alcoholics and working class wankers who are now stranded in foreign shitholes.

What is outrageous is that the Government is using taxpayers money to fly this drunken riff-raff back at the taxpayers expense.

It’s a disgrace.

What’s even more outrageous is that you are still being allowed to consume oxygen. Kill yourself.

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Guest Lady Penelope
6 minutes ago, Punkape said:

This horrendous outfit.....which has nearly gone bust innumerable occasions....... has gone bust.What a surprise ! 

Monarch specialised in cheap crappy holidays for alcoholics and working class wankers who are now stranded in foreign shitholes.

What is outrageous is that the Government is using taxpayers money to fly this drunken riff-raff back at the taxpayers expense.

It’s a disgrace.

Surely you have an imaginary private jet.

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26 minutes ago, Punkape said:

This horrendous outfit.....which has nearly gone bust innumerable occasions....... has gone bust.What a surprise ! 

Monarch specialised in cheap crappy holidays for alcoholics and working class wankers who are now stranded in foreign shitholes.

What is outrageous is that the Government is using taxpayers money to fly this drunken riff-raff back at the taxpayers expense.

It’s a disgrace.

On the plus side, you'll no longer have to squeeze into your steward's uniform.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
26 minutes ago, Punkape said:

This horrendous outfit.....which has nearly gone bust innumerable occasions....... has gone bust.What a surprise ! 

Monarch specialised in cheap crappy holidays for alcoholics and working class wankers who are now stranded in foreign shitholes.

What is outrageous is that the Government is using taxpayers money to fly this drunken riff-raff back at the taxpayers expense.

It’s a disgrace.

Have you been stranded in San Francisco? 

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
1 minute ago, Punkape said:

I fly BA, Quantas, Singapore, Virgin and always scheduled flights.

Fuckoff.

 

But of course you do. Where are you off to next? 

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Guest Bill Stickers
15 hours ago, Punkape said:

This horrendous outfit.....which has nearly gone bust innumerable occasions....... has gone bust.What a surprise ! 

Monarch specialised in cheap crappy holidays for alcoholics and working class wankers who are now stranded in foreign shitholes.

What is outrageous is that the Government is using taxpayers money to fly this drunken riff-raff back at the taxpayers expense.

It’s a disgrace.

 Some deeply harboured resnemtnent and jealously from a fantasist cunt who hasn't been on holiday since his parents last took him to Butlins in '72

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18 hours ago, Punkape said:

Reported again......derailing the thread. You’re in the shit now.

lol.

Tosser

I’m sure you’re one of the tiresome pricks Admin recently dedicated a nom to. If derailing a thread is a crime, you’re probably the biggest offender on the site. And you’re a complete fucking wanker too. 

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Monarch of the Glen - Glen Campbell (RIP) = Glenn Miller. Glenn Miller died when the RAF dumped some bombs into the cockpit of his aircraft while he shagged a diseased French prostitute. This is why Monarch Airplanes has gone bust. 

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