camberwell gypsy Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 I'm in Disneyland Paris for the next few days and I was in the Star Wars shop with my grandson and couldn't believe what I was seeing. There were people "swishing" light sabers about like they were Alec Guinness as obi one cunti, people building light sabers for 39 euros, people trying on t-shirts that had pictures of some cunt in a black helmet, cunts "wooshing" space ships through the air with their hand going "Neeeeerrrrr" like fucking idiots. Were these kiddies of around nine or ten years of age? No. They were adult men acting like fucking kids. They were acting like Terry Scott in the Curley wirly ads of the 70's. What am I going to see tomorrow? Grown women acting like little girls buying Minnie mouse dollies? Watch this space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 Did anyone mistake you for Chewbacca? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Did anyone mistake you for Chewbacca? Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in Disneyland Paris for the next few days and I was in the Star Wars shop with my grandson and couldn't believe what I was seeing. There were people "swishing" light sabers about like they were Alec Guinness as obi one cunti, people building light sabers for 39 euros, people trying on t-shirts that had pictures of some cunt in a black helmet, cunts "wooshing" space ships through the air with their hand going "Neeeeerrrrr" like fucking idiots. Were these kiddies of around nine or ten years of age? No. They were adult men acting like fucking kids. They were acting like Terry Scott in the Curley wirly ads of the 70's. What am I going to see tomorrow? Grown women acting like little girls buying Minnie mouse dollies? Watch this space Couldn't you afford to go to the real Disney land? Your kids will say that to you when they find out you have taken them to "Aldi Land" you fucking cheapskate. They will hate you and be ashamed to mention this holiday at school for fear of ridicule, and it's all down to you. The mental scars should heal by the time they are say in there 30s and you are dead and buried. They won't visit your grave of course. thats what happened to my parents. cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Add to this nom any cunt over the age of 14 that reads or watches Harry cunting Potter.Fucking twunts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Looks like his brother is the smart one in the family... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Looks like his brother is the smart one in the family... He probably ate them afterwards. Then the tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Couldn't you afford to go to the real Disney land? Your kids will say that to you when they find out you have taken them to "Aldi Land" you fucking cheapskate. They will hate you and be ashamed to mention this holiday at school for fear of ridicule, and it's all down to you. The mental scars should heal by the time they are say in there 30s and you are dead and buried. They won't visit your grave of course. thats what happened to my parents. cunts. I've taken all my kids twice to the one in the US. What's good about the Paris version is there's not so many fat cunts on motability scooters. However, you have to put up with surly french cunts but at least they surrender when challenged to a fight. Ooh, a bit of derogatory racial stereotyping for Rick to get the hump with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 8, 2017 Report Share Posted October 8, 2017 On 07/10/2017 at 4:01 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I've taken all my kids twice to the one in the US. What's good about the Paris version is there's not so many fat cunts on motability scooters. However, you have to put up with surly french cunts but at least they surrender when challenged to a fight. Ooh, a bit of derogatory racial stereotyping for Rick to get the hump with. Ahhh yes the fat cunts are annoying . Granted. They pop around and jump the que in their mobility scooters. I told one to fuck off as they went past us in the disabled que. I said...you are not disabled, you are just fucking fat. No doubt they are dead now as he was about 25 years old and about 35'stone. I get pleasure out of knowing they are now dead for sure. Fat cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Fat deaders turn into soap ya know ..ironic considering its somthing they avoided while using up oxygen Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 On 10/6/2017 at 5:14 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in Disneyland Paris for the next few days and I was in the Star Wars shop with my grandson and couldn't believe what I was seeing. There were people "swishing" light sabers about like they were Alec Guinness as obi one cunti, people building light sabers for 39 euros, people trying on t-shirts that had pictures of some cunt in a black helmet, cunts "wooshing" space ships through the air with their hand going "Neeeeerrrrr" like fucking idiots. Were these kiddies of around nine or ten years of age? No. They were adult men acting like fucking kids. They were acting like Terry Scott in the Curley wirly ads of the 70's. What am I going to see tomorrow? Grown women acting like little girls buying Minnie mouse dollies? Watch this space I once had the "pleasure" of being inundated with shite from one these simpletons, he brayed on about how much money he spent to build his custom light saber...I think he told me £250! The details were spectacularly tedious and boring...special sound card, special LED lighting, combat ready polycarbonate blade, exacting and painstaking detail to have a one of a kind piece of "art" and every single one of them was relayed in excruciating time loss....the entire event took only a couple of minutes, but they seemed like years, as I told him to hang himself and shove his piece of art up his rent boy arse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I once had the "pleasure" of being inundated with shite from one these simpletons, he brayed on about how much money he spent to build his custom light saber...I think he told me £250! The details were spectacularly tedious and boring...special sound card, special LED lighting, combat ready polycarbonate blade, exacting and painstaking detail to have a one of a kind piece of "art" and every single one of them was relayed in excruciating time loss....the entire event took only a couple of minutes, but they seemed like years, as I told him to hang himself and shove his piece of art up his rent boy arse! You met Broney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: You met Broney. I actually found myself hoping Keith would turn up with his Katana! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 47 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I once had the "pleasure" of being inundated with shite from one these simpletons, he brayed on about how much money he spent to build his custom light saber...I think he told me £250! The details were spectacularly tedious and boring...special sound card, special LED lighting, combat ready polycarbonate blade, exacting and painstaking detail to have a one of a kind piece of "art" and every single one of them was relayed in excruciating time loss....the entire event took only a couple of minutes, but they seemed like years, as I told him to hang himself and shove his piece of art up his rent boy arse! His "piece of art" Vs Your baseball bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: His "piece of art" Vs Your baseball bat. Him and his piece of art v. an M134 electric mini gun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 17 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Him and his piece of art v. an M134 electric mini gun! You've give me the 'orn again you silver tongued slut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You've give me the 'orn again you silver tongued slut! "Execute order 66!! Wipe them out...ALL of them." Fucking geeky cunts need culling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: "Execute order 66!! Wipe them out...ALL of them." Fucking geeky cunts need culling! They should have shown Anakin chopping up those little Jedlets at the temple and accepted the inevitable 18 rating, then we could have seen Natalie Portmans tits as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 She was showing more flesh as Mathilda than as Pad Me...the selfish twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: They should have shown Anakin chopping up those little Jedlets at the temple and accepted the inevitable 18 rating, then we could have seen Natalie Portmans tits as well. Erudite yet searing logic, in an argument as forceful as it is cogent. So what have you done with our Eric you fuckin bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Erudite yet searing logic, in an argument as forceful as it is cogent. So what have you done with our Eric you fuckin bastard? You can have him back for 5 Ratten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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