Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 It’s only a matter of time before this supposedly safe alternative to smoking cigarettes is revealed as a carcinogenic chav killer. The sooner the fucking better too. Either smoke properly or not at all, you billowing, vile-smelling fucking wankers. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: It’s only a matter of time before this supposedly safe alternative to smoking cigarettes is revealed as a carcinogenic chav killer. The sooner the fucking better too. Either smoke properly or not at all, you billowing, vile-smelling fucking wankers. Fuck off. Obviously a bitter and twisted non smoker who hates the fact people can enjoy a puff indoors, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: Obviously a bitter and twisted non smoker who hates the fact people can enjoy a puff indoors, lol. Where can they enjoy a puff indoors? Vaping is subject to the same restrictions as proper smoking, you fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 17 minutes ago, Ape said: Where can they enjoy a puff indoors? Vaping is subject to the same restrictions as proper smoking, you fucking idiot. I bet Frank can enjoy a poof indoors. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 32 minutes ago, Ape said: Where can they enjoy a puff indoors? Vaping is subject to the same restrictions as proper smoking, you fucking idiot. Read The Smoke Free (Premises and Enforcement) Regulations you fucking mong and you will discover that it isn't, legally. However some stupid fucking twats have interpreted it incorrectly. I don't mean to offend your intelligence Ape but you haven't really left me a lot to work with. You thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 36 minutes ago, Ape said: Where can they enjoy a puff indoors? Vaping is subject to the same restrictions as proper smoking, you fucking idiot. Not it isn't. You are clearly the idiot if you believe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 39 minutes ago, Ape said: It’s only a matter of time before this supposedly safe alternative to smoking cigarettes is revealed as a carcinogenic chav killer. The sooner the fucking better too. Either smoke properly or not at all, you billowing, vile-smelling fucking wankers. Fuck off. The idea of this doesn't bother me. I smoke, so the health risks and fumes aren't a concern, what really fucking annoys me is the way that it's become yet another tech fashion accessory for the wankers who absolutely have to have the latest 'in thing'. Same as smartphones, the idea behind a mobile phone was something small, light and convenient, but now the style conscious have to have a phone which is the size of a patio slab with full HD and quadrophonic surround sound. And the same with e cigarettes, they started out as a small cylinder which delivered a dose of vaporised nicotine for those who wished to quit tobacco, but now they've been adopted by the fashion wankers, who have to have the latest, largest contraption, festooned with chrome pipe work, capable of producing a smog cloud to rival a steel works chimney and require a battery that comes with wheels. Cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: It’s only a matter of time before this supposedly safe alternative to smoking cigarettes is revealed as a carcinogenic chav killer. The sooner the fucking better too. Either smoke properly or not at all, you billowing, vile-smelling fucking wankers. Fuck off. Well said uncle ape. Go outside and freeze off your man tits you limp wristed fools. Please, please make this stuff cause incurable nasties in the future along with consuming too much KFC and redbull. Hold on... Oh yeah, impregnate tk max and sports direct clothes with anthrax as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 28 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The idea of this doesn't bother me. I smoke, so the health risks and fumes aren't a concern, what really fucking annoys me is the way that it's become yet another tech fashion accessory for the wankers who absolutely have to have the latest 'in thing'. Same as smartphones, the idea behind a mobile phone was something small, light and convenient, but now the style conscious have to have a phone which is the size of a patio slab with full HD and quadrophonic surround sound. And the same with e cigarettes, they started out as a small cylinder which delivered a dose of vaporised nicotine for those who wished to quit tobacco, but now they've been adopted by the fashion wankers, who have to have the latest, largest contraption, festooned with chrome pipe work, capable of producing a smog cloud to rival a steel works chimney and require a battery that comes with wheels. Cunts. Yes but the bigger ones can be used as a catalyctic converter on Ford Focuses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 39 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Read The Smoke Free (Premises and Enforcement) Regulations you fucking mong and you will discover that it isn't, legally. However some stupid fucking twats have interpreted it incorrectly. I don't mean to offend your intelligence Ape but you haven't really left me a lot to work with. You thick cunt. Why would I want to read boring shite like this? I’ve never seen anyone vaping in a pub, in the cinema, on a train or bus, or anywhere else except outside, in a cancer shelter with the other cunts. Take your regulations and shove them up your arse, you tedious wanker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Read The Smoke Free (Premises and Enforcement) Regulations you fucking mong and you will discover that it isn't, legally. However some stupid fucking twats have interpreted it incorrectly. I don't mean to offend your intelligence Ape but you haven't really left me a lot to work with. You thick cunt. How can you offend something that does not exist. You stupid cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: How can you offend something that does not exist. You stupid cunt You’re on fire tonight, Withers. Shame it’s only metaphorically. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The idea of this doesn't bother me. I smoke, so the health risks and fumes aren't a concern, what really fucking annoys me is the way that it's become yet another tech fashion accessory for the wankers who absolutely have to have the latest 'in thing'. Same as smartphones, the idea behind a mobile phone was something small, light and convenient, but now the style conscious have to have a phone which is the size of a patio slab with full HD and quadrophonic surround sound. And the same with e cigarettes, they started out as a small cylinder which delivered a dose of vaporised nicotine for those who wished to quit tobacco, but now they've been adopted by the fashion wankers, who have to have the latest, largest contraption, festooned with chrome pipe work, capable of producing a smog cloud to rival a steel works chimney and require a battery that comes with wheels. Cunts. Eric, can I read this essay in the morning, I'm tired, and it's boring me. No offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: It’s only a matter of time before this supposedly safe alternative to smoking cigarettes is revealed as a carcinogenic chav killer. The sooner the fucking better too. Either smoke properly or not at all, you billowing, vile-smelling fucking wankers. Fuck off. The thing I cannot understand with this imbecilic activity is that the cunts who practice it obviously want to quit smoking but then insist on increasing their smoking pleasure by investing in lots of exotic smoke flavours, There is a chap at work who smokes strawberries and cream flavour vapour, It smells vaguely like strawberries and cream but in a horrible synthetic shit way like a strawberry Macdonalds milkshake . It is unpleasant smelling but preferable to real cigarette smoke, especially those self roll up ones which smelt like burning linoleum and that smokers feel are so bohemian, when in actual fact they look like cheap skaggy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Eric, can I read this essay in the morning, I'm tired, and it's boring me. No offence. I'll send you a serialised, digest version. You snuggle up with a nice goose and have a nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'll send you a serialised, digest version. You snuggle up with a nice goose and have a nap. Tah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: The thing I cannot understand with this imbecilic activity is that the cunts who practice it obviously want to quit smoking but then insist on increasing their smoking pleasure by investing in lots of exotic smoke flavours, There is a chap at work who smokes strawberries and cream flavour vapour, It smells vaguely like strawberries and cream but in a horrible synthetic shit way like a strawberry Macdonalds milkshake . It is unpleasant smelling but preferable to real cigarette smoke, especially those self roll up ones which smelt like burning linoleum and that smokers feel are so bohemian, when in actual fact they look like cheap skaggy cunts. On a cold day these chodes look like a power station billowing smoke. I'd exterminate them and burn a few squirrels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: On a cold day these chodes look like a power station billowing smoke. I'd exterminate them and burn a few squirrels I would hope that you use only smokeless squirrels lest you also fall into the same trap as those you seek to chastise young Ratscum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I would hope that you use only smokeless squirrels lest you also fall into the same trap as those you seek to chastise young Ratscum. It's no accident 'vaping' and 'vapid' sound synonymic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: Why would I want to read boring shite like this? I’ve never seen anyone vaping in a pub, in the cinema, on a train or bus, or anywhere else except outside, in a cancer shelter with the other cunts. Take your regulations and shove them up your arse, you tedious wanker. Much easier to be a thick ignorant cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Lord McCunty said: Much easier to be a thick ignorant cunt... Do you make a habit of reading such regulations then, or are you also a thick, ignorant cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 GPs should help smokers with everything possible to quit, but if it's found that in, say two years, they're still at it then all healthcare is no longer free. If you cunts can afford 50 quid a week on fags then pay up for a doctors appointment or an X-ray. Same goes for alcys and fat bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: GPs should help smokers with everything possible to quit, but if it's found that in, say two years, they're still at it then all healthcare is no longer free. If you cunts can afford 50 quid a week on fags then pay up for a doctors appointment or an X-ray. Same goes for alcys and fat bastards What about thick, ignorant cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Just now, Ape said: What about thick, ignorant cunts? They'll always exist uncle ape, we can't stop it. The only way is better education, stopping prostitutes having babies and genocide based on IQ. None that's going to happen though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Read The Smoke Free (Premises and Enforcement) Regulations you fucking mong and you will discover that it isn't, legally. However some stupid fucking twats have interpreted it incorrectly. I don't mean to offend your intelligence Ape but you haven't really left me a lot to work with. You thick cunt. I whole-heartedly concur, yet another misinformed, drivel-ridden post by Apey boy, a rant typical of a non-smoker/vaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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