Cap'n Cunt Posted November 17, 2017 Report Share Posted November 17, 2017 Not content with smothering his own kids to death with petrol-soaked rags, this waste of spunk then failed to kill his wife by setting their house on fire. Then failed to kill himself by sitting in his car and setting light to that. It's fucking fire, you dull cunt, it's not that difficult. Thankfully, he's hideously disfigured now, so if you get in a Uber taxi and the driver looks like an extra from The Walkiing Dead, he'll be easy enough to recognise. And kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 17 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Not content with smothering his own kids to death with petrol-soaked rags, this waste of spunk then failed to kill his wife by setting their house on fire. Then failed to kill himself by sitting in his car and setting light to that. It's fucking fire, you dull cunt, it's not that difficult. Thankfully, he's hideously disfigured now, so if you get in a Uber taxi and the driver looks like an extra from The Walkiing Dead, he'll be easy enough to recognise. And kill. If you killed Uber drivers who looked like zombies, we'd never get anywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 18 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Not content with smothering his own kids to death with petrol-soaked rags, this waste of spunk then failed to kill his wife by setting their house on fire. Then failed to kill himself by sitting in his car and setting light to that. It's fucking fire, you dull cunt, it's not that difficult. Thankfully, he's hideously disfigured now, so if you get in a Uber taxi and the driver looks like an extra from The Walkiing Dead, he'll be easy enough to recognise. And kill. I understand that he did all this because He was depressed, well if he was depressed then he is going to be on a fucking hell of a downer now . Have these stupid cunts never heard of beer the all natural antidepressant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 9 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I understand that he did all this because He was depressed, well if he was depressed then he is going to be on a fucking hell of a downer now . Have these stupid cunts never heard of beer the all natural antidepressant. I would guess that Mohammed's name is indicative of him being a member of a religious group that considers beer an unforgivable evil, but considers mutilating children, setting fire to people and murder perfectly acceptable. And shagging goats of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I would guess that Mohammed's name is indicative of him being a member of a religious group that considers beer an unforgivable evil, but considers mutilating children, setting fire to people and murder perfectly acceptable. And shagging goats of course. I have absolutely nothing against people mating with goats or other Bovines if that's their bag as long as it with the consent of the herbivore concerned. But I do draw the line at one moment romancing these hooved animals and whispering sweet nothings into their ears whilst seducing them but as soon as the act of lovemaking is complete, they then immediately kill them in a most cruel halal manner and mount the poor creatures on a kebab skewer to be served alongside pitta and a side of hummus. Its so damned treacherous and uncivilised don't you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I have absolutely nothing against people mating with goats or other Bovines if that's their bag as long as it with the consent of the herbivore concerned. But I do draw the line at one moment romancing these hooved animals and whispering sweet nothings into their ears whilst seducing them but as soon as the act of lovemaking is complete, they then immediately kill them in a most cruel halal manner and mount the poor creatures on a kebab skewer to be served alongside pitta and a side of hummus. Its so damned treacherous and uncivilised don't you think. I agree. These savages want to have their goat and eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 Allah's thoughts on the afterlife are virgin on the ridiculous. ...I'll get my goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I agree. These savages want to have their goat and eat it. 1 ratten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 28 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I have absolutely nothing against people mating with goats or other Bovines if that's their bag as long as it with the consent of the herbivore concerned. But I do draw the line at one moment romancing these hooved animals and whispering sweet nothings into their ears whilst seducing them but as soon as the act of lovemaking is complete, they then immediately kill them in a most cruel halal manner and mount the poor creatures on a kebab skewer to be served alongside pitta and a side of hummus. Its so damned treacherous and uncivilised don't you think. Caprine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Caprine... Nice cars although I preferred the Cortina. Apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 On 11/17/2017 at 6:08 PM, Cap'n Cunt said: Not content with smothering his own kids to death with petrol-soaked rags, this waste of spunk then failed to kill his wife by setting their house on fire. Then failed to kill himself by sitting in his car and setting light to that. It's fucking fire, you dull cunt, it's not that difficult. Thankfully, he's hideously disfigured now, so if you get in a Uber taxi and the driver looks like an extra from The Walkiing Dead, he'll be easy enough to recognise. And kill. Not before ruthless torment, ridicule and piss taking. If what he had before depressed him, he should have no problem getting the job done correctly after a right fucking cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: How on earth did he manage to burn off his eyebrows and hair but leave his beard intact? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 15 minutes ago, Roadkill said: How on earth did he manage to burn off his eyebrows and hair but leave his beard intact? He's a badly drawn Mohammed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 36 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: He's a badly drawn Mohammed. Well perhaps he won't hold such severe views on bacon after experiencing similar treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Well perhaps he won't hold such severe views on bacon after experiencing similar treatment. Do you think that he crackled and spat as he cooked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Do you think that he crackled and spat as he cooked? I imagine so. Shame he turned the heat off too quickly though - nothing worse than under cooked, rubbery bacon. Crispy is the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2017 Report Share Posted November 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I imagine so. Shame he turned the heat off too quickly though - nothing worse than under cooked, rubbery bacon. Crispy is the way to go. Fucking right, slapped in between two slices of freshly cut sandwich loaf, spread with real butter and a hint of HP sauce. Any cunt who denies themselves that little piece of heaven is bound to end up blowing themselves up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Muzzles have been killing each other for centuries......what’s the big deal? You can't encourage these people enough I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: How on earth did he manage to burn off his eyebrows and hair but leave his beard intact? Errr. Simple physics. Heat rises. Either that or he was doing a hand stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: Muzzles have been killing each other for centuries......what’s the big deal? You can't encourage these people enough I say. WTF. Is the bicycle finally back on the road? Welcome back, you miserable fucking piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Roadkill said: How on earth did he manage to burn off his eyebrows and hair but leave his beard intact? Because his religious observance demands it.....Was’t that lucky for him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Ha ha ha, fucktard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Of course his proper name is Mohammed Endris. we are British not French or fleas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: Muzzles have been killing each other for centuries......what’s the big deal? You can't encourage these people enough I say. We've never met, so a little strange for me to welcome you back, but welcome back. Is there a retreat that members disappear to? And if so, is Ding there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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