Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 The Hipsters amongst our number will be desolated by the news that Lil Peep, original name Gustav Åhr, has died from a drugs overdose at the tender age of 21. The part time batty boy was by all accounts a rising star, after being credited with creating a new genre by blending emo and hip hop, thereafter called, err....emo hip hop. This is the cunt and his mate Marshmello, who is proper gutted by the whole sorry affair. Please send all cash donations direct to me via PayPal gift: bigfuckingchicken@cuntmail.com Thankyou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 I would rather cut my scrotum open with a rusty pen knife and dangle my testes in nitric acid than donate money to a flaccid cock like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: I would rather cut my scrotum open with a rusty pen knife and dangle my testes in nitric acid Afternoon Alf. I'd like you to do that as well. Perhaps you could cooperate in a joint artistic venture with Frank and publish a video of the event, Withers could do the narration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Just now, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Afternoon Alf. I'd like you to do that as well. Perhaps you could cooperate in a joint artistic venture with Frank and publish a video of the event, Withers could do the narration. Afternoon, non newbie. I will work out your previous id without the help of fender or his experts. Frank makes very fliddy videos, I would produce something more in line with a Kubrik epic if I could be bothered or had the talent, facilities and cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 14 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Afternoon, non newbie. I will work out your previous id without the help of fender or his experts. Frank makes very fliddy videos, I would produce something more in line with a Kubrik epic if I could be bothered or had the talent, facilities and cash. It’s buggerlugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 41 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: The Hipsters amongst our number will be desolated by the news that Lil Peep, original name Gustav Åhr, has died from a drugs overdose at the tender age of 21. The part time batty boy was by all accounts a rising star after being credited with creating a new genre by blending emo and hip hop, thereafter called, err....emo hip hop. This is the cunt and his mate Marshmello who is proper gutted by the whole sorry affair. Please send all cash donations direct to me via PayPal gift: bigfuckingchicken@cuntmail.com Thankyou. Let's hope anyone stupid enough to have bought any of his music follows their mentors lead. Rob Williams is next, please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 How sad, too bad, never mind. He looks like a fuckin' accident involving Justin Beiber and an explosion in a ball point pen factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: The Hipsters amongst our number will be desolated by the news that Lil Peep, original name Gustav Åhr, has died from a drugs overdose at the tender age of 21. The part time batty boy was by all accounts a rising star after being credited with creating a new genre by blending emo and hip hop, thereafter called, err....emo hip hop. This is the cunt and his mate Marshmello who is proper gutted by the whole sorry affair. Please send all cash donations direct to me via PayPal gift: bigfuckingchicken@cuntmail.com Thankyou. He must have overdosed on Ziagen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 41 minutes ago, Ape said: It’s buggerlugs. Shut the fuck up you loud cunt, you'll blow my cover.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 Shame. He looks like the sort of chap that made only careful, measured life choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Let's hope anyone stupid enough to have bought any of his music follows their mentors lead. Rob Williams is next, please I'd like to see him and Bob Geldof involved in the same freak combine harvester accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Let's hope anyone stupid enough to have bought any of his music follows their mentors lead. Rob Williams is next, please trouble is that if alive he probably would have faded out as a one hit wonder or such like in no time, now he is dead he may well achieve legendary status as some kind of musical messiah who was years ahead of his time when in truth he was just another talentless bawling cunt in a pop chart stuffed full of bawling talentless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I would rather cut my scrotum open with a rusty pen knife and dangle my testes in nitric acid than donate money to a flaccid cock like you. I take it that you don't like Chuck Chuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 real name Gustav Åhr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: I take it that you don't like Chuck Chuck? Buggered slugs is ok. Just wouldn't donate cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 What a fucking tit-monkey. I'm glad he's dead, I really am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 13 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Buggered slugs is ok. Just wouldn't donate cash. Ok, so can I borrow your car? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 I would just like to add that in my opinion, Buggerlugs/Chicken George, is a welcome addition to the site and has a broad knowledge of firearms, which is handy for me, as following the departure of Ding I had nobody to converse with on the subject, the selfish, whippet shagging, flat cap wearing fucking Yorkshire cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 21, 2017 Report Share Posted November 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: the selfish, whippet shagging, flat cap wearing fucking Yorkshire cunt. Uncanny. Have we met? PS. Carbines suck outside of Urban environments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 11 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Uncanny. Have we met? PS. Carbines suck outside of Urban environments. Up to a point, yes, but an M4 with carbon comp furniture and quad rail is high on my list of 'thingies that I really really want'. Along with an M134 mini-gun, mounted on the wall of my house, pointed at the space in front of my door and equipped with an automatic triggering system with technology that recognises cunts who are about to tell me that they can save me money on gas and electricity bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Up to a point, yes, but an M4 with carbon comp furniture and quad rail is high on my list of 'thingies that I really really want'. Along with an M134 mini-gun, mounted on the wall of my house, pointed at the space in front of my door and equipped with an automatic triggering system with technology that recognises cunts who are about to tell me that they can save me money on gas and electricity bills. As an old school SLR /FAL fan, I'm liking the new L129A1 sharpshooter, I'd love some range time with it. I've never been a full auto merchant, though I can appreciate the benefit in some situations. My preferred M134 installation is in the grill of my car for dealing out justice to Audi drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: As an old school SLR /FAL fan, I'm liking the new L129A1 sharpshooter, I'd love some range time with it. I've never been a full auto merchant, though I can appreciate the benefit in some situations. My preferred M134 installation is in the grill of my car for dealing out justice to Audi drivers. Nice. My automotive choice would be a Toyota hi-lux with a floor mounted remote control Phalanx CIWS rotary cannon, 360 degree swivel of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nice. My automotive choice would be a Toyota hi-lux with a floor mounted remote control Phalanx CIWS rotary cannon, 360 degree swivel of course. Fucking hell, I reckon the Hi Lux would be sliding about like a hockey puck from the Phalanx recoil, it'd be funny to see though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Poor old Gustav eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 On 22/11/2017 at 12:42 AM, Eric Cuntman said: Nice. My automotive choice would be a Toyota hi-lux with a floor mounted remote control Phalanx CIWS rotary cannon, 360 degree swivel of course. On 22/11/2017 at 1:01 AM, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Fucking hell, I reckon the Hi Lux would be sliding about like a hockey puck from the Phalanx recoil, it'd be funny to see though. Could you gun-loving faggots possibly start a suitably titled nom, maybe ‘gun-loving faggots’ and constrain your gun loving faggotry to it please? It’d then be appreciated if you could shove it up your arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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