Neil Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/mosque-norwich-king-edward-pub-site-1-533530 Good to see the locals putting one of my old drinking holes to good use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, Neil said: http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/mosque-norwich-king-edward-pub-site-1-533530 Good to see the locals putting one of my old drinking holes to good use. Never one of my favourites, it was generally frequented by fat racist, pickled egg-gorging cunts, so I'm hardly surprised that you were a regular. Get yourself to The Birdcage, I'll buy you a drink, you chunky fucking pervert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 It was a post football shit hole that I frequented for a short while.Perhaps it's going to be a mosque so they can easily turn towards Mecca (locals only to get this).Never been in the Birdcage but my daughter did hire them for her wedding.Too near the dole office to be a decent boozer surely?...decent chippy opposite though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never one of my favourites, it was generally frequented by fat racist, pickled egg-gorging cunts, so I'm hardly surprised that you were a regular. Get yourself to The Birdcage, I'll buy you a drink, you chunky fucking pervert. At least the clientele will be pretty much of the same with the proviso that the eggs are of course halal. You still have some way to go in your area before you catch up with Wolverhampton though, the mosques here are competing to outdo each other in size, opulence and pleasing Allah. They even have community centres within where young people can learn lots of different skills and hobbies from qualified staff. I had a look at some of the courses they run and they look ok, they include Chemistry lessons, IT and remote control technology, self defence with a large van, camping on underground stations with a rucksack, knife care and husbandry of cleavers, beauty classes such as how to look good in a burka, beard care, and of course honour and how to keep it in the family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Both you and Dickless are full of surprises. I thought it was a dead cert that your local would be The Castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I thought it was a dead cert that your local would be The Castle. Why, did they get banned from The Catherine Wheel? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Why, did they get banned from The Catherine Wheel? I can understand anybody not visiting Norwich for long periods of time but, I believe The Catherine Wheel ceased trading quite a number of years ago, not enough pink pounds coming in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Never one of my favourites, it was generally frequented by fat racist, pickled egg-gorging cunts, so I'm hardly surprised that you were a regular. Get yourself to The Birdcage, I'll buy you a drink, you chunky fucking pervert. Forgive my possible ignorance in this matter, but as far as I'm aware, the Birdcage is a den of bummery, frequented primarily by Nathan Lane and Robin Williams, in the performance which probably spurred on his 'Gay Shame Suicide'? Don't let it be true. Just when you think you know someone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Forgive my possible ignorance in this matter, but as far as I'm aware, the Birdcage is a den of bummery, frequented primarily by Nathan Lane and Robin Williams, in the performance which probably spurred on his 'Gay Shame Suicide'? Don't let it be true. Just when you think you know someone! It seems just as likely that one would contract AIDS in the real life Birdcage as the fictional, if the first hit on Google is anything to go by: Artsy boozer with cool looks, cocktails and cupcakes, gallery space, plus poetry and cabaret nights. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: It seems just as likely that one would contract AIDS in the real life Birdcage as the fictional, if the first hit on Google is anything to go by: Artsy boozer with cool looks, cocktails and cupcakes, gallery space, plus poetry and cabaret nights. I fucking knew it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 39 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I can understand anybody not visiting Norwich for long periods of time but, I believe The Catherine Wheel ceased trading quite a number of years ago, not enough pink pounds coming in. I imagine that you've spent a number of years seriously conflicted, Drew. On the one hand, you're dying to get into The Loft to sample the delights of popper irritated scrotal sacks, but on the other you are disgusted with multi-storeyed connotations associated with the name. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Why, did they get banned from The Catherine Wheel? Mrs D. just caught a glimpse of what I was doing on my phone, and has surprisingly revealed that she is more observant than I gave her credit for. To quote. Her: "Are you talking to Quincy Cockfingers?" Me: "No" Her: "Cuntybaws?" Me: "No" Her: "I don't know any others." A minute of silence... Her: " Punko? (sic) Do they still think you're Welsh?". I'm going to get her to register and give me ten likes a day. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Yes, but we also have this place in Norwich. Now tell me you wouldn't go to the Birdcage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm going to get her to register and give me ten likes a day. I thought Bill was already a member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Mrs D. just caught a glimpse of what I was doing on my phone, and has surprisingly revealed that she is more observant than I gave her credit for. To quote. Her: "Are you talking to Quincy Cockfingers?" Me: "No" Her: "Cuntybaws?" Me: "No" Her: "I don't know any others." A minute of silence... Her: " Punko? (sic) Do they still think you're Welsh?". I'm going to get her to register and give me ten likes a day. You sneaky fucking adulation addicted cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 It' hard to tell which is a bummers pub and which isn't these days.I assume Decs probably has been in them all.The Compleat (D)Angler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Neil said: http://www.edp24.co.uk/news/mosque-norwich-king-edward-pub-site-1-533530 Good to see the locals putting one of my old drinking holes to good use. Will the community cafe sell bacon sarnies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Yes, but we also have this place in Norwich. Now tell me you wouldn't go to the Birdcage. I'll give it a miss thanks. Quincy is chained in the basement producing latte froth. We all know frank lives above a kebab shop and is forced to work the elephants leg in opening hours and the customers third leg behind the bins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 16 hours ago, luke swarm said: At least the clientele will be pretty much of the same with the proviso that the eggs are of course halal. You still have some way to go in your area before you catch up with Wolverhampton though, the mosques here are competing to outdo each other in size, opulence and pleasing Allah. They even have community centres within where young people can learn lots of different skills and hobbies from qualified staff. I had a look at some of the courses they run and they look ok, they include Chemistry lessons, IT and remote control technology, self defence with a large van, camping on underground stations with a rucksack, knife care and husbandry of cleavers, beauty classes such as how to look good in a burka, beard care, and of course honour and how to keep it in the family. You forgot the ability to shit anywhere course and the aversion therapy course to toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 On 27/12/2017 at 9:07 PM, Decimus said: Mrs D. just caught a glimpse of what I was doing on my phone, and has surprisingly revealed that she is more observant than I gave her credit for. To quote. Her: "Are you talking to Quincy Cockfingers?" Me: "No" Her: "Cuntybaws?" Me: "No" Her: "I don't know any others." A minute of silence... Her: " Punko? (sic) Do they still think you're Welsh?". I'm going to get her to register and give me ten likes a day. ....did she mention anything else about me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: ....did she mention anything else about me? yes something about "Tests" and positive I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: yes something about "Tests" and positive I think. I meant nothing untoward, you filth - merchant. Simply wondered if she blushed or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Fuck Norwich .. its a pale shadow compared with Northwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I meant nothing untoward, you filth - merchant. Simply wondered if she blushed or anything. blushed.....you thick skirt wearing cocksplash she is of African descent you insensitive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 36 minutes ago, luke swarm said: blushed.....you thick skirt wearing cocksplash she is of African descent you insensitive cunt. Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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