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Having watched Watership Down as a kid, you'd be forgiven for thinking rabbits were friendly. With the disease of single motherhood creeping into the animal world, Josephine, whilst probably out looking for the father of the next one, has allowed her offspring to go rogue.

Peter, being male, is taking all the flak, but 'allegedly' it was one of his sisters, Cotton-tail, Flopsy or Mopsy who fired the near fatal shot. In a SWAT style attack they disorientate Thomas McGregor (Also a cunt) by throwing fruit and veg at him, knowing he has a food allegy, catapult a blackberry with sniper precision straight in his mouth. Clinging to life, he finds his EpiPen and all ends well.

Just a kids movie. Sounds fun.Take the grandkids. Job done....... But no, the hash tag brigade have gone ape shit on twatter, threatening to boycott a cartoon for 'bullying'. Forget the sports shops selling thousands of baseball bats but no baseballs. The real worry is Fluffy from 3 doors down ordering a slingshot off the the 'net and lauching missiles over the washing line. Some parents seem to 'better than the Jonesys' their kids illness. Absloute bunch of moaning nothing better to do cunts.

Unbelievably, the movie company in question has issued an apology. I would like one of these companys to tell them to go get fucked.

#getalife #stopbeingcunts

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/calls-to-boycott-peter-rabbit-film-amid-food-allergy-bullying-claims-11247224#ampshare=https://news.sky.com/story/calls-to-boycott-peter-rabbit-film-amid-food-allergy-bullying-claims-11247224

 

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Guest White van man
23 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Fuck a duck! (or a rabbit) How long will it be before some cunts start burning books in the street?

There's probably a YouGov petition already started to take the Peter Rabbit 50p's out of circulation.

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56 minutes ago, White van man said:

Having watched Watership Down as a kid, you'd be forgiven for thinking rabbits were friendly. With the disease of single motherhood creeping into the animal world, Josephine, whilst probably out looking for the father of the next one, has allowed her offspring to go rogue.

Peter, being male, is taking all the flak, but 'allegedly' it was one of his sisters, Cotton-tail, Flopsy or Mopsy who fired the near fatal shot. In a SWAT style attack they disorientate Thomas McGregor (Also a cunt) by throwing fruit and veg at him, knowing he has a food allegy, catapult a blackberry with sniper precision straight in his mouth. Clinging to life, he finds his EpiPen and all ends well.

Just a kids movie. Sounds fun.Take the grandkids. Job done....... But no, the hash tag brigade have gone ape shit on twatter, threatening to boycott a cartoon for 'bullying'. Forget the sports shops selling thousands of baseball bats but no baseballs. The real worry is Fluffy from 3 doors down ordering a slingshot off the the 'net and lauching missiles over the washing line. Some parents seem to 'better than the Jonesys' their kids illness. Absloute bunch of moaning nothing better to do cunts.

Unbelievably, the movie company in question has issued an apology. I would like one of these companys to tell them to go get fucked.

#getalife #stopbeingcunts

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/calls-to-boycott-peter-rabbit-film-amid-food-allergy-bullying-claims-11247224#ampshare=https://news.sky.com/story/calls-to-boycott-peter-rabbit-film-amid-food-allergy-bullying-claims-11247224

 

Peter would look good in a stew with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, fafafafafafa  

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If your brat has a food allergy you make sure none of the other bastard brats know about it otherwise they will get hold of the cunt and force the said food into his gob. That’s what I would have done when I was a kid.

Of course, food allergies hadn’t been invented then, along with all the other “syndromes” and “disorders” that parents use to explain why their spoilt little brats are badly brought up two bob fucked up little cunts.

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Guest Wizardsleeve

Fucking hell...just in time for Easter..another retelling of "Home Alone."  Same sad slap stick gags and physical brutality.  How many times can this shit be found entertaining before the do gooders proclaim that the violence is harmful to children's emotional development and have the lot sent to the furnace for incineration?

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1 hour ago, Decimus said:

Any girl into it will mature into a seriously disturbed woman with a bedroom full of teddy bears who cries hysterically during sex whilst repeatedly whispering "wuv you".

Reported for mentioning family members.

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Guest Bill Stickers
49 minutes ago, r-soles said:

That's a terrible stutter you have there, surely it should be 'fafafafafafava beans?'

You just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet...

Fuck off.

Now that Snatch and Ding are gone, you're the worst on here. By a considerable margin. 

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On 14/02/2018 at 1:21 PM, White van man said:

Having watched Watership Down as a kid, you'd be forgiven for thinking rabbits were friendly. With the disease of single motherhood creeping into the animal world, Josephine, whilst probably out looking for the father of the next one, has allowed her offspring to go rogue.

Peter, being male, is taking all the flak, but 'allegedly' it was one of his sisters, Cotton-tail, Flopsy or Mopsy who fired the near fatal shot. In a SWAT style attack they disorientate Thomas McGregor (Also a cunt) by throwing fruit and veg at him, knowing he has a food allegy, catapult a blackberry with sniper precision straight in his mouth. Clinging to life, he finds his EpiPen and all ends well.

Just a kids movie. Sounds fun.Take the grandkids. Job done....... But no, the hash tag brigade have gone ape shit on twatter, threatening to boycott a cartoon for 'bullying'. Forget the sports shops selling thousands of baseball bats but no baseballs. The real worry is Fluffy from 3 doors down ordering a slingshot off the the 'net and lauching missiles over the washing line. Some parents seem to 'better than the Jonesys' their kids illness. Absloute bunch of moaning nothing better to do cunts.

Unbelievably, the movie company in question has issued an apology. I would like one of these companys to tell them to go get fucked.

#getalife #stopbeingcunts

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/calls-to-boycott-peter-rabbit-film-amid-food-allergy-bullying-claims-11247224#ampshare=https://news.sky.com/story/calls-to-boycott-peter-rabbit-film-amid-food-allergy-bullying-claims-11247224

 

@Admin : attend. One day in the cooler for every word of this utter fucking drivel.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
On 14/02/2018 at 4:47 PM, Decimus said:

Fucking Peter Rabbit.

Any boy into this shit will almost certainly grow up to be bent as fuck.

Any girl into it will mature into a seriously disturbed woman with a bedroom full of teddy bears who cries hysterically during sex whilst repeatedly whispering "wuv you".

Carrot, Decs?

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