Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: You'll never "get to me", whatever that means. As it's Sunday, try upgrading to bottle of Buckie. The same tired alcoholic joke 5 or 6 posts in a row. That's why your post to like ratio is below 10%, and most of that is Pen responding to your bizarre flirtations with her. Peculiar little creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 47 minutes ago, Punkape said: This really does show what a petty, socially naive, clueless pleb you are. Floors and carpets are for walking on not for tiptoeing around on in socks or barefoot like some sort of deranged faggot.You should never ask anyone to remove their shoes when entering your abode unless the offending footwear is covered in mud or dogshit.Get yourself a copy of Debretts and get some manners you ignorant cunt. Do you live in Mosque or some sort of yurt in a commune ? Fuck off. If you’d bother to read the post, rather than rushing in to post your usual drivel, you’d have noticed that at no point was I asking people to remove their shoes. Predictable, repetitive cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 You're coming across as rattled, you're the old tired alcoholic. Try seeking help. Who gives a fuck about likes to posts ratio? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Who gives a fuck about likes to posts ratio? I'm going to pretend I didn't see this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm going to pretend I didn't see this. I know I'm in the top five of the thickest on here, but please explain your post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: If you’d bother to read the post, rather than rushing in to post your usual drivel, you’d have noticed that at no point was I asking people to remove their shoes. Predictable, repetitive cretin. Nobody should offer to remove their shoes unless they are filthy... Read Debretts you ill-mannered,plebian wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 42 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: ...please explain your post. Don’t be presumptuous. I cut you some slack there because your cunts to comments ratio is currently within acceptable parameters. If only the same could be said for your drivel to content ratio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Don’t be presumptuous. I cut you some slack there because your cunts to comments ratio is currently within acceptable parameters. If only the same could be said for your drivel to content ratio. Do any posts to anything ratios really matter? Who says what is acceptable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 I don't think this nom is sincere as Tarzan lives in Lady Prune's makeshift shed, besides all that, you only have to remove your shoes if your shoes have mud or shit on them. That's why there is cleaning products for carpets and flooring, in the 777 household we clean the floors and carpets regular, so no need for this lame brained nom. Fuck off Tarzan with this utter useless boring nom. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 6 hours ago, Ape said: Drew’s house, where the compacted soil floors are far dirtier than outside. BUNGALOW. you thick fucking twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 An alternative to debating if shoes ought to be removed, would be for a guest to remove them on their own, and watch the eyes of other guests and the hosts, begin to tear up like a waterfall, because the socks are 7 days out of the gym. That should put an end to the issue one home at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Nobody should offer to remove their shoes unless they are filthy... Read Debretts you ill-mannered,plebian wanker. I always remove my shoes in other people’s houses. No telling what’s on them. In the real world, as opposed to your made up one, it’s common courtesy. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 57 minutes ago, Fender777 said: I don't think this nom is sincere as Tarzan lives in Lady Prune's makeshift shed, besides all that, you only have to remove your shoes if your shoes have mud or shit on them. That's why there is cleaning products for carpets and flooring, in the 777 household we clean the floors and carpets regular, so no need for this lame brained nom. Fuck off Tarzan with this utter useless boring nom. It comes as no surprise that your household is covered in shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 7 minutes ago, Ape said: I always remove my shoes in other people’s houses. No telling what’s on them. In the real world, as opposed to your made up one, it’s common courtesy. Now, fuck off. It's probably a good idea for people to remove their shoes when entering houses near to where you live. Wise precaution, they may have just stepped in the shit that you took in their front garden on your run the night before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Albert Ross said: I know I'm in the top five of the thickest on here, but please explain your post. Don't be so modest, Bertie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 23 minutes ago, Ape said: I always remove my shoes in other people’s houses. No telling what’s on them. In the real world, as opposed to your made up one, it’s common courtesy. Now, fuck off. Why do you remove your shoes in other people’s houses ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 13 minutes ago, Punkape said: Why do you remove your shoes in other people’s houses ? Are you jealous that he gets invited to other peoples' houses, Punky? Your idiocy betrays you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Are you jealous that he gets invited to other peoples' houses, Punky? Your idiocy betrays you. Do you remove your shoes in other peoples houses and if so why ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Do you remove your shoes in other peoples houses and if so why ? Depends on the host. If I want to make a hasty departure, then I will indeed wear ghastly awful socks and remove my shoes, on the premise of not wanting to dirty the carpets, rugs, etc. If the floors is hardwood, I'll keep the shoes on, simply for comfort. With a host I don't feel to be an utter cunt, I'll ask their preference. Simply as a matter of respect and courtesy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Depends on the host. If I want to make a hasty departure, then I will indeed wear ghastly awful socks and remove my shoes, on the premise of not wanting to dirty the carpets, rugs, etc. If the floors is hardwood, I'll keep the shoes on, simply for comfort. With a host I don't feel to be an utter cunt, I'll ask their preference. Simply as a matter of respect and courtesy. Exactly - you ask, as a matter of common courtesy. It’s simple really - much like Pukeape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: Do you remove your shoes in other peoples houses and if so why ? If you are invited to someones house, there are pairs of shoes near the door, and everyone else is shoeless, then it is courteous to take yours off. You're being obtuse. Focus on next Sundays trading at your local Tower Hamlets bric-a-brac market, and get those bootleg CDs sold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Gronda Gronda said: If you are invited to someones house, there are pairs of shoes near the door, and everyone else is shoeless, then it is courteous to take yours off. You're being obtuse. Focus on next Sundays trading at your local Tower Hamlets bric-a-brac market, and get those bootleg CDs sold. He could branch out at the flea market and start selling novelty slippers ... then his customers can take them with them when visiting and change footwear when they go in. This will provoke much merriment, and would deal nicely with the problems of mud, dog-shit and smelly feet. Also, Punkape could make a decent profit on them and might be able to treat himself occasionally ... golf might be out of the question but he could certainly stretch to a pack of mint clubs. A win-win situation, wouldn't you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: If you are invited to someones house, there are pairs of shoes near the door, and everyone else is shoeless, then it is courteous to take yours off. You're being obtuse. Focus on next Sundays trading at your local Tower Hamlets bric-a-brac market, and get those bootleg CDs sold. What’s he’s being is what he always is - a stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Ape said: What’s he’s being is what he always is - a stupid little cunt. Ape, I like the brevity of your CC posts. Have another like! If you're feeling charitable and you're not too far from Tower Hamlets, maybe you could visit punkapes market stall and buy a couple Chas and Dave cds from him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, King Rollo said: He could branch out at the flea market and start selling novelty slippers ... then his customers can take them with them when visiting and change footwear when they go in. This will provoke much merriment, and would deal nicely with the problems of mud, dog-shit and smelly feet. Also, Punkape could make a decent profit on them and might be able to treat himself occasionally ... golf might be out of the question but he could certainly stretch to a pack of mint clubs. A win-win situation, wouldn't you agree? I suspect he'd wet his black bush market jeans with excitement at the prospect of selling your proposed slippers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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