Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Some people have wooden floors, some have carpet, some have tiles. Every household is different and has its own “rules” about whether or not shoes come off at the door - it’s personal choice. However, cunts entering any house other than their own should, as a common fucking courtesy, offer to remove their shoes at the door. The only possible exception would be when entering someone like Drew’s house, where the compacted soil floors are far dirtier than outside. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 You'd better have that dishwasher emptied before the significant other gets home or you'll be beaten Panzerknacker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Just now, Panzerknacker said: You'd better have that dishwasher emptied before the significant other gets home or you'll be beaten Panzerknacker I expect you fall into the soil floor category too, bogtrotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Beaten like the cringing little whiney bitch y'are Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 I agree with this. I know someone who refuses to do this, as she feels it's rude to impose such a rule on a guest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 I appreciate yer valuable insight into this modern day dilemma gronda baby. .have a like Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: I agree with this. I know someone who refuses to do this, as she feels it's rude to impose such a rule on a guest. We have stone floors in the castle and servants to clean them ... Feel free to keep your boots on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, King Rollo said: We have stone floors in the castle and servants to clean them ... Feel free to keep your boots on! Would you feel the same way if said boots had previously trod on a dog egg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 5 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Would you feel the same way if said boots had previously trod on a dog egg? No, etiquette in that situation would be to request on of the servants to scrub them first. One doesn't address the King with doggy doo on one's boots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Would you feel the same way if said boots had previously trod on a dog egg? I'd say rollo would have the miscreant broken on the rack. .just like Ape. .I'd say he's brused from collar to cuff. .deserves them and all ..anyway I'm getting up this nom bores me Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, King Rollo said: No, etiquette in that situation would be to request on of the servants to scrub them first. One doesn't address the King with doggy doo on one's boots! Your servants sound like they are overworked and under appreciated. How about you clean them? You could use your sceptre as a scraping stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Your servants sound like they are overworked and under appreciated. How about you clean them? You could use your sceptre as a scraping stick. I think I'd rather use Ape's bottle opener ... Probably all it's good for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Gronda Gronda said: Your servants sound like they are overworked and under appreciated. How about you clean them? You could use your sceptre as a scraping stick. No, no, no! Don't encourage the cunt. It may seem like a harmless folie à deux, but before you know it there's an epidemic of mass psychosis underway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: No, no, no! Don't encourage the cunt. It may seem like a harmless folie à deux, but before you know it there's an epidemic of mass psychosis underway. Do you really think anyone would notice on this forum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: I'd say rollo would have the miscreant broken on the rack. .just like Ape. .I'd say he's brused from collar to cuff. .deserves them and all ..anyway I'm getting up this nom bores me Panzerknacker I suspect you actually bore yourself. You certainly manage to bore everyone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 1 minute ago, King Rollo said: Do you really think anyone would notice on this forum? Your friend Albert would notice, Rollo. He's lit a torch under you in another thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 4 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Your friend Albert would notice, Rollo. He's lit a torch under you in another thread... He couldn't even light one of my farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Beaten like the cringing little whiney bitch y'are Panzerknacker Yes, apes civil partner is a hulking brut who doesn't take shit from his bitch when the house work isn't up to scratch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 I’ve been in many a house where the temptation is to wipe your feet on the way out. Some Cunts live like it’s the reign of King John. Nothing like the site of an overflowing cat litter tray to have me refusing to sit down and have a drink. Yuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Asking is the important word. It's the cunts who just take their shoes off without asking. I don't want their cheesy feet all over my expensive wooden floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Ape said: Some people have wooden floors, some have carpet, some have tiles. Every household is different and has its own “rules” about whether or not shoes come off at the door - it’s personal choice. However, cunts entering any house other than their own should, as a common fucking courtesy, offer to remove their shoes at the door. The only possible exception would be when entering someone like Drew’s house, where the compacted soil floors are far dirtier than outside. Fuck off. This really does show what a petty, socially naive, clueless pleb you are. Floors and carpets are for walking on not for tiptoeing around on in socks or barefoot like some sort of deranged faggot.You should never ask anyone to remove their shoes when entering your abode unless the offending footwear is covered in mud or dogshit.Get yourself a copy of Debretts and get some manners you ignorant cunt. Do you live in Mosque or some sort of yurt in a commune ? Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 Eric the pretend Cunt Woman has new flooring five times a week. He recycles discarded copies of the Metro and calls it "carpet". He hates Saturdays and Sundays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Eric the pretend Cunt Woman has new flooring five times a week. He recycles discarded copies of the Metro and calls it "carpet". He hates Saturdays and Sundays. At least I'm not getting to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Ape said: I expect you fall into the soil floor category too, bogtrotter. Do you have a Yak in your community yurt which is milked by a Lesbian with hairy armpits? Does the Yak have to take it’s shoes off before shitting on the carpet? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: At least I'm not getting to you. You'll never "get to me", whatever that means. As it's Sunday, try upgrading to bottle of Buckie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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