Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Surely you mean 'Casa De Jizz'? Eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 Elsewhere Naga Munchetty is being defamed. Let’s take a moment to remember a real target for vitriol, the lantern jawed Frank n Furter from Teeside, McGovern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 20, 2018 Report Share Posted October 20, 2018 On 2/25/2018 at 2:15 PM, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2018/feb/25/bbcs-steph-mcgovern-says-she-would-earn-more-if-she-was-posher So this fucking creature has decided, in the midst of #metoo and the ongoing carnival of perpetual feminist outrage, that now would be a good time to weigh in on the subject of class. Apparently the snivelling cunt thinks she’s been deprived bundles more cash because she hails from bread-and-dripping land somewhere north of Leicester Forest services. Might I suggest a few more reasons why you’ve “only just made it to six figures” for reading out corporate press releases on BBC Breakfast in what passes for business news? Firstly, you are ugly as fuck. This matters in a visual medium. Looking like a pre-op transsexual with a brain injury might pass for acceptable on Teeside, given all those chemicals in the water, but if you think your gurning square head is an asset to BBC News, you are deluded. Secondly, your mangled vowels and drawled consonants might have turned on whichever truck-driving lesbian in BBC Casting you auditioned for, but for most people it’s like listening to a fucking concrete mixer. Thirdly, you are by no means an expert in your field, and having heard you grunt through many broadcasts it seems to me you wouldn’t know an ETF from a CDS and think reading the financial page in the Daily Mirror makes you Warren Buffett. Lastly your presenting skills are distinctintly third division, easily replicated, and we both know it’s only some tick-box bollocks that means you aren’t doing the traffic report on Radio Cleveland. You have the nerve to whine publicly that you are only paid four times the national average for reading aloud on the telly for an hour or two in the morning. You should be on your knees thanking whatever God you pray to that you have been so blessed, not wishing you were Fiona Bruce. Know your fucking place and keep your ugly Peter Beardsley lovechild head down you inarguable Cunt. Fuck off. I think she has a minor point in seeking more diversity in dialect on the BBC but that does not equate to class. Having a northern accent and being thick as fuck and a sewer scum bag rat, should not put you in top spot to take on the lead role of Question Time, or Newsnight. It’s like arguing that Bez from the happy Monday’s should be given the 10 o’clock news slot ahead of Kate, she needs covering in cum, Singleton. Typical BBC cuntish attitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 Darling Steph got the HIGNFY gig tonight and told a charming story in which she was mistaken for a Grimsby hooker and offered 4 cans of Stella for her services. I imagine the English Collective of Prostitutes will be mulling their litigation options for such outrageous slander from the Teeside homunculus. Her performance as host was fucking awful, too. All the timing of a Phuket Rolex. I hate the talentless cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 48 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Darling Steph got the HIGNFY gig tonight and told a charming story in which she was mistaken for a Grimsby hooker and offered 4 cans of Stella for her services. I imagine the English Collective of Prostitutes will be mulling their litigation options for such outrageous slander from the Teeside homunculus. Her performance as host was fucking awful, too. All the timing of a Phuket Rolex. I hate the talentless cunt. HIGNFY used to be something I gladly tuned in for but it seems even this has to have its token unfunny lesbos nowadays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: HIGNFY used to be something I gladly tuned in for but it seems even this has to have its token unfunny lesbos nowadays. You prefer the gay presenters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: You prefer the gay presenters. I'd prefer you to knock back a pint of drain cleaner then set yourself on fire, but I can't get everything I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd prefer you to knock back a pint of drain cleaner then set yourself on fire, but I can't get everything I want. You never will, because you're not real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 She's a fucking munter who'd suck your knob for a bag of chips.She's not putting that JCB bucket of a chin anywhere near mine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted October 26, 2018 Report Share Posted October 26, 2018 1 minute ago, Neil said: She's a fucking munter who'd suck your knob for a bag of chips,She's not putting that JCB bucket of a chin anywhere near mine. I'm not surprised, as you can't punctuate properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 10 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: I'm not surprised, as you can't punctuate properly. Zzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 She hosted HIGNFY last night. She was good. Her and Richard Osman were actually funny. More than I can say about that Merton cunt and Hislop whose jowls seem to be getting longer than his tie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 13 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Darling Steph got the HIGNFY gig tonight and told a charming story in which she was mistaken for a Grimsby hooker and offered 4 cans of Stella for her services. I imagine the English Collective of Prostitutes will be mulling their litigation options for such outrageous slander from the Teeside homunculus. Her performance as host was fucking awful, too. All the timing of a Phuket Rolex. I hate the talentless cunt. Following McGovern's HIGNFY appearance the BBC are reporting as actual headline fucking "news" her anecdote about how the tangerine tosspot Trump told her she was beautiful. Now I know that Trump is probably both simultaneously the stupidest cunt in Christendom, and the creepiest, but come on love, pull the fucking other one, it's got my bellend on it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 12 hours ago, Neil said: She's a fucking munter who'd suck your knob for a bag of chip.She's not putting that JCB bucket of a chin anywhere near mine. You ever thought about writing poetry Neil? I mean that fucking Byron would come nowhere near your talent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You ever thought about writing poetry Neil? I mean that fucking Byron would come nowhere near your talent. Have you managed to decipher/decrypt: 'Bag of chip' yet? It's gotten me flummoxed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Steph is 'ot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 Anybody who believes anything that comes out of the mouth of a BBC lezza must be some sort of cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Following McGovern's HIGNFY appearance the BBC are reporting as actual headline fucking "news" her anecdote about how the tangerine tosspot Trump told her she was beautiful. Now I know that Trump is probably both simultaneously the stupidest cunt in Christendom, and the creepiest, but come on love, pull the fucking other one, it's got my bellend on it. Quite. Melania might be a fucking Slovenian mute, but she makes Steph look like the bits they cut off Simon Weston’s face. He would have barely registered the gurning fucking troll. She also seems to have something against Middlesbrough nitespot (sic) Club Bongo, presumably because she’s the current North East Record holder in the Thursday night Pig Pulling contest, bestriding the podium with Sticky Vicki Pattinson and Huffty from The Word. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: ...and Huffty from The Word. I think I'll leave it an hour or two before attempting to eat anything, thanks. Remember when this was cutting edge, avant garde programming? No, me neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: She was good. Her and Richard Osman were actually funny. No, she really wasn’t. And the Osman creature, who surely must have undiagnosed acromegaly, belongs in the fucking zoo not prime time telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 16 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No, she really wasn’t. And the Osman creature, who surely must have undiagnosed acromegaly, belongs in the fucking zoo not prime time telly. Ah yes, Osman - fucking Easter island headed wanker - I too have issues with this cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 27, 2018 Report Share Posted October 27, 2018 34 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No, she really wasn’t. And the Osman creature, who surely must have undiagnosed acromegaly, belongs in the fucking zoo not prime time telly. 😜Pthhhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 The Teesside swamp creature was on the Telly again last night, learning how you make cheese in Wensleydale. http://www.richmondshiretoday.co.uk/29975-2/ The monstrous bint could have saved a good deal of time and effort if she’d just stayed at home and given the glad eye to a bottle of gold top. Would have curdled instantly. The sooner she fucks off the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 13 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The Teesside swamp creature was on the Telly again last night, learning how you make cheese in Wensleydale. http://www.richmondshiretoday.co.uk/29975-2/ The monstrous bint could have saved a good deal of time and effort if she’d just stayed at home and given the glad eye to a bottle of gold top. Would have curdled instantly. The sooner she fucks off the better. A little disorientating for me LCS, but I've seen more attractive men than this cart pull 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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