Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 On 10/03/2018 at 8:14 PM, Ape said: If you post a photoshopped image of yourself, naked, with a fucking tampon sticking out of your sluice (© @Eric Cuntman), surely you should expect some grief? You’re fucking unbearable, in every way. It’s probably a dirty great tapeworm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: balls gone too. What a night we're having eh Trumple? Chortling to death Rats, to fucking death.... I'm just watching that multiple Oscar winning flick, The Shape of Water, it's pretty good. It prompts me to imagine what might emerge as a result of inseminating an oversized haddock sluice with radioactive spunk. On the other hand, maybe I just wanted to shoehorn "haddock sluice" into a conversation. Either way, job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 I thought this was a haddock sluice but I found out is was a load of pollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I can't actually believe I'm participating in such Juvenality. Panem et circenses, eh? It's a quiet night and no one's paying attention. The grunts appreciate an occasional pint with the Officers, it's good for morale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 11, 2018 Report Share Posted March 11, 2018 Rosemary Brown has got more balls than Sharon Cohen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 Cook wanted to join in this thread. She also got snapped nekkid, having forgotten about her wee mousie - King Frank took the picture. She was jumping out of a cake for Wizard's birthday - he didn't know which way to look! Cook wanted to photoshop her pic too to give her a more svelte outline but we persuaded her not to. It would take a lot of marker pen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 22 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Cook wanted to join in this thread. She also got snapped nekkid, having forgotten about her wee mousie - King Frank took the picture. She was jumping out of a cake for Wizard's birthday - he didn't know which way to look! Cook wanted to photoshop her pic too to give her a more svelte outline but we persuaded her not to. It would take a lot of marker pen... Queen Gwen appears to be unimpressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 On 10/03/2018 at 9:43 PM, cuntspotter said: Poor Frank. I think of him occasionally, mainly fondly. Manly fondle, more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Queen Gwen appears to be unimpressed. Jealous, no doubt. Or, perhaps, she had been looking forward to the cake ... Naturally, we didn't eat it once we learned of Cook's surprise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Manly fondle, more like Oh dear, i’ll Leave that to the botters from the darker corners of our cloisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 17 hours ago, scotty said: Can't remember the name of it, something about footballers grooming themselves, fairly recent. Spotts deleted the pic. Just looked, it's Hand cream cunts. Did I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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cuntspotter Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Did I? Yes, I see that I did ..... i’m not homophobic but these bloody poofs get everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Did I? Yes, but don't concern yourself. It will be posted again shortly, together with a suitably censored version as endorsed by the admin team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 Just now, scotty said: Yes, but don't concern yourself. It will be posted again shortly, together with a suitably censored version as endorsed by the admin team. I’m a fucking dab ‘and with a magic marker , me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Did I? No, Doddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I’m a fucking dab ‘and with a magic marker , me. That's a crap drawing of a rocket on wheels. It looks more like a cock and balls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's a crap drawing of a rocket on wheels. It looks more like a cock and balls It doesn't look much like MY cock and balls, but I suppose you're the expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 Whys roops baby getting a hard time over a picture. .it's no worse than others I've seen here Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Neat, deflecting with an accusation of deflection. You check out your shipment, I'll luxuriate in self-righteousness. Oh, i see, would you be implying that i'm deflecting ?..don't see how that's possible as you're the one who posted your egoistical doctored picture...and we wouldn't be having this extraordinary interaction otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 37 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Whys roops baby getting a hard time over a picture. .it's no worse than others I've seen here Panzerknacker Is it putting you off, besides you're too dumb too understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Is it putting you off, besides you're too dumb too understand. If you don't know either ...I can understand that.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Fender777 said: Oh, i see, would you be implying that i'm deflecting ?..don't see how that's possible as you're the one who posted your egoistical doctored picture...and we wouldn't be having this extraordinary interaction otherwise. Not implying, stating. Anyway, aside from the nip cover there was no doctoring. As a gesture of goodwill, I append some undoctored hammer porn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 As I suspected, homophobia is rife amongst the admin team. At least I have a witness in Norfolk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 12, 2018 Report Share Posted March 12, 2018 Would it be allowed if it wasn't for Adam Lallana's photoshopped face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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