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Earl of Punkape

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

milk bottles start to reach double figures

I do not have milk delivered nor do I have milk with anything you mediocre Country Bumpkin.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
Just now, judgetwi said:

That’s what David Cameron said......and where the fuck is he now?

Probably playing golf with Trump...politics be damned, he has a 7 handicap.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
39 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said:

I see that Caterina Irene Elena Maria Imperiali di Francavilla has died peacefully at home.

Younger than HM also.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
45 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said:

I see that Caterina Irene Elena Maria Imperiali di Francavilla has died peacefully at home.

What a kerfuffle for her when she had to sign her name.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

It's the poor cunt signing for the deaf that I feel sorry for.

We all remember what signing for the deaf can lead to.

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South Africa's finest.

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10 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

So what? You smell of poo.

Bertie as an impartial bystander can I say this tedious  playground nonsense has gone on to long ,go into the toilets at McDonald's look in the  mirror  and repeat im a useless fucking cunt over and over, as the tears stream down your  face walk back out and twat the Manager or option number two put your head in the fryer, anything but this bollocks.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 hour ago, Snowflake said:

Bertie as an impartial bystander can I say this tedious  playground nonsense has gone on to long ,go into the toilets at McDonald's look in the  mirror  and repeat im a useless fucking cunt over and over, as the tears stream down your  face walk back out and twat the Manager or option number two put your head in the fryer, anything but this bollocks.

Done it. All of it.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
5 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

Done it. All of it.

If you just did what you were told then hopefully you will do this, take a close look at a pendolino from the front while it is on full chat, just make sure you are nicely between the rails.

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