Frank Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, Bubba C said: Noted. Who do you turn to? Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Bubba is a very nice bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: I agree. You creepy little bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Who do you turn to? Shit. Frank, I'm making a Goose Snuff video for Wiz. I need your expertise. You in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You creepy little bastard. I'm just copying you, you Arthur Askey lookalike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Frank said: Who do you turn to? Shit. No idea. I find myself at a crossroads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, I'm making a goose snuff video You can't make a goose internally bleed with a two inch maggot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: No idea. I find myself at a crossroads. I remember 'Crossroads' That was shit as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: No idea. I find myself at a crossroads. I bet you do. He softened it very slightly with that last line, but fuck me bubba, what he said is true and that’s got to hurt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Frank, I'm making a Goose Snuff video for Wiz. I need your expertise. You in? Go on then. Stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: I bet you do. He softened it very slightly with that last line, but fuck me bubba, what he said is true and that’s got to hurt. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: I miss Rioja. Decs spooged when he read this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decs spooged when he read this. So did Piston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decs spooged when he read this. I love an evening of good old fashioned cunting. You? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, Witheredscrote said: I love an evening of good old fashioned cunting. You? Of course. And it gets really good when 'Eavens goes completely batshit and spends the next day explaining to his family why his search history includes, 'woman being fucked by dog'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Drew Peacock said: Before some cunt states the obvious, I know wine is for puffs. And irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I remember 'Crossroads' That was shit as well. You're Benny aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: And irons. I would advise against putting wine in your Morphy Richards. It will invariably lead to stained blouses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I would advise against putting wine in your Morphy Richards. It will invariably lead to stained blouses. petrol in the iron will remove those stains no worries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 40 minutes ago, luke swarm said: petrol in the iron will remove those stains no worries. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 5 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Cunt. well fucking click the tab then moron......as usual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: well fucking click the tab then moron......as usual I've fucking run out you uncapitalising cretin. Try inserting appropriate full stops also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2018 Report Share Posted May 29, 2018 6 hours ago, Drew Peacock said: Fucking pretentious cunts. Snobby twats who rather than just necking a glass feel a need to try and appear sophisticated. An elaborate, attention-seeking show of swirling it about a bit, sniffing and sipping before unleashing a complete load of bollocks... I'm getting a nutty bouquet, yes, a soft, mellow yet fruity palate. It has a warm charm, but at the same time a cheeky and fresh personality. Fuck off you cunt. The only characteristic of a wine worth knowing is whether you can drink a bottle or two without spending half the night cuddling the toilet bowl then waking up in the morning with a taste like a bear has shit in your mouth. Before some cunt states the obvious, I know wine is for puffs. Did you really meet the catwoman by the pier at Brighton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 9 hours ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: Did you really meet the catwoman by the pier at Brighton? By all accounts that's the very least of what the catwoman got up to by the pier at Brighton! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew Peacock Posted May 30, 2018 Report Share Posted May 30, 2018 10 hours ago, Lady Penelope of Crewe said: Did you really meet the catwoman by the pier at Brighton? Like the meeting with you under the Torquay Pier, I think we must have got our dates mixed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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