Jiggerycock Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 You've got the talent and worked hard enough to be able to get a reasonable sound out of a guitar / drums / synth / keyboard/ whatever. You can hold a tune too and by golly you may even have a degree of creativity and drive to make a mark sticking it to the man in the world of music. What are you going to do? Perfect your Liam Gallagher 'feet at ten-to-two' walk or dye your hair blonde and buy a plaid shirt for the authentic Kirk Cobain look, then go out and rip off folk way more impressive than you and put out a nostalgia-fest for cunts who missed it the first time round but who still think they are part of something now. You're a cunt and I hope you don't Live Forever. I hope you get buried soon in your Heart Shaped Box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 12 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You've got the talent and worked hard enough to be able to get a reasonable sound out of a guitar / drums / synth / keyboard/ whatever. You can hold a tune too and by golly you may even have a degree of creativity and drive to make a mark sticking it to the man in the world of music. What are you going to do? Perfect your Liam Gallagher 'feet at ten-to-two' walk or dye your hair blonde and buy a plaid shirt for the authentic Kirk Cobain look, then go out and rip off folk way more impressive than you and put out a nostalgia-fest for cunts who missed it the first time round but who still think they are part of something now. You're a cunt and I hope you don't Live Forever. I hope you get buried soon in your Heart Shaped Box Although I've got nothing constructive to add, I feel obliged to comment on this tumble weed of a nom out the kindness of my black heart. Even pen hasn't chipped in, maybe he's dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 How about GABBA, an ABBA tribute band who play in the style of the Ramones?. I give you... "The Pinhead Takes It All" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 In fact, fuck you, here's an entire set of the cunts live. "Waterloo" at 6:24 - you know you want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 FGM JUST CUT IT OUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: How about GABBA, an ABBA tribute band who play in the style of the Ramones?. I give you... "The Pinhead Takes It All" Try Manic Hispanic- punk covers with a South of the boarder feel such as the Offsprings "gotta get 'em emigrated" and "I'm so bored with you Esse" by the clash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 I'd like to cover them all........with a petrol soaked blanket.....cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 31, 2018 Report Share Posted July 31, 2018 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Try Manic Hispanic- punk covers with a South of the boarder feel such as the Offsprings "gotta get 'em emigrated" and "I'm so bored with you Esse" by the clash Sweet. And here's one especially for @Jiggerycock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest N/A Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 17 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You've got the talent and worked hard enough to be able to get a reasonable sound out of a guitar / drums / synth / keyboard/ whatever. You can hold a tune too and by golly you may even have a degree of creativity and drive to make a mark sticking it to the man in the world of music. What are you going to do? Perfect your Liam Gallagher 'feet at ten-to-two' walk or dye your hair blonde and buy a plaid shirt for the authentic Kirk Cobain look, then go out and rip off folk way more impressive than you and put out a nostalgia-fest for cunts who missed it the first time round but who still think they are part of something now. You're a cunt and I hope you don't Live Forever. I hope you get buried soon in your Heart Shaped Box Fucking hate the idea of tribute bands. Australian PInk Floyd must top the fucking bill as they charge over £80 to go and see them rip off Gilmour and Waters finest tracks. Fucking disgraceful. Seen them three times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Any impersonator of any kind is an absolute fucking bell end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Any impersonator of any kind is an absolute fucking bell end. Whilst I agree completely, the names can be quite good at times. Take for example, the Asian Elvis impersonator, Amal Shukup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: How about GABBA, an ABBA tribute band who play in the style of the Ramones?. I give you... "The Pinhead Takes It All" fucking brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 hours ago, forteanc said: fucking brilliant I like this new cunt already! It almost makes me feel bad for bringing up the lack of an avatar; or capital letters; or punctuation. Still, as long as they're not from Yorkshire, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I like this new cunt already! It almost makes me feel bad for bringing up the lack of an avatar; or capital letters; or punctuation. Still, as long as they're not from Yorkshire, eh? I'm Scottish ya cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Just now, forteanc said: I'm Scottish ya cunt! Probably best you stop there, pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, forteanc said: I'm Scottish ya cunt! ...and I'm the singer in a Runrig Tribute Band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Utter pish. Hope you get electrocuted in a freak stage accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, forteanc said: Utter pish. Hope you get electrocuted in a freak stage accident. Play nicely, you old bad-ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: Play nicely, you old bad-ass ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 I wish a few members on here would form a tribute band to Viola Beach and copy their gig route in Sweden 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 Elwiss Pwezley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Elwiss Pwezley. Gives MC's missus something to do whilst he's out earning the millions I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 1, 2018 Report Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I like this new cunt already! It almost makes me feel bad for bringing up the lack of an avatar; or capital letters; or punctuation. Still, as long as they're not from Yorkshire, eh? Is he one of Your pseudonyms then? Edited August 1, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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