Amethyst Realm

[Penny Farthing]

This dipstick cow is a spiritual guidance counsellor and she claims to have have had sexual intercourse with 30 ghosts. She is now in a serious relationship with one of them and want's to know if she can have a ghost baby with him. @Neil what do you reckon?

[nocti]

Obviously some kale-weaving cunt who has seen the film Ghost too many times, and is most probably being drugged and shagged quite literally stupid by her neighbour wearing his lucky Klan outfit.

[Neil]

I'd give her the willies

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Fucking hell where's the rohypnol? What a stupid cunt!

[Eric Cuntman]

'Who ya gonna call?'

[Penny Farthing]

There was a girl from Cardiff (from Canton) who pushed the catering trolleys around on the trains who used to rabbit on about this sort of stuff and said that she could "communicate" with the spiritual entities in flowers. All a load of bollox of course. She doing a part time business studies course and when she finished the course she left and set up in business in this sort of business, going to houses to advise whether there were ghostly presences etc. The last I knew she was making a good living advising dipsticks such as luvies and footballers wives etc. on how to deal with "ghostly things" in their houses apparently gay couples were big part of her customer base.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

3 minutes ago, Slippers said:

There was a girl from Cardiff (from Canton) who pushed the catering trolleys around on the trains who used to rabbit on about this sort of stuff and said that she could "communicate" with the spiritual entities in flowers. All a load of bollox of course. She doing a part time business studies course and when she finished the course she left and set up in business in this sort of business, going to houses to advise whether there were ghostly presences etc. The last I knew she was making a good living advising dipsticks such as luvies and footballers wives etc. on how to deal with "ghostly things" in their houses apparently gay couples were big part of her customer base.

There is preying on upset vulnerable people, which I despise mediums for, but taking gullible overwealthy shitcunts money from their own idiocy is fair game. There's a demand, why not supply it?

Typical fairies believing in fairies, the gullible pink pound market is a veritable ocean of untapped wealth for the keen entrepreneur.

[Penny Farthing]

2 minutes ago, Alfie UK Noakes said:

There is preying on upset vulnerable people, which I despise mediums for, but taking gullible overwealthy shitcunts money from their own idiocy is fair game. There's a demand, why not supply it?

Typical fairies believing in fairies, the gullible pink pound market is a veritable ocean of untapped wealth for the keen entrepreneur.

I asked her what language the flowers used to communicate with her. She said that it was a "special visual language".

[Decimus]

Surely even the dead have standards, she looks like a cross between the cunt from Nickelback and Tobias Menzies.

When Neil inevitably dies of a massive cardiac event this year, I doubt that even his raping-spectre would unload its ectoplasm over her tits.

[Penny Farthing]

My thoughts are that in about nine months time this daft Amethyst bitch will be pushing an empty or "invisible" pram around claiming that her ghost baby is in it. Given time over the years she might be telling daft cunts (and getting paid for it) all about her growing ghost child. Of course when it grows up the ghost child will tell her to fuck off and get a real life.

[Cuntybaws]

57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'Who ya gonna call?'

[Cuntybaws]

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Slippers said:

My thoughts are that in about nine months time this daft Amethyst bitch will be pushing an empty or "invisible" pram around claiming that her ghost baby is in it. Given time over the years she might be telling daft cunts (and getting paid for it) all about her growing ghost child. Of course when it grows up the ghost child will tell her to fuck off and get a real life.

She will probably have a phantom pregnancy.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

She will probably have a phantom pregnancy.

Will the sprog be named Crystal, and rocked to sleep?

[camberwell gypsy]

3 hours ago, Slippers said:

This dipstick cow is a spiritual guidance counsellor and she claims to have have had sexual intercourse with 30 ghosts. She is now in a serious relationship with one of them and want's to know if she can have a ghost baby with him. @Neil what do you reckon?

You've misheard, it's GOATS not ghosts. She fucked 30 goats. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You've misheard, it's GOATS not ghosts. She fucked 30 goats. 

I pity the kids. BTW, it's a Goatherd, not a Misheard. 

Edited August 6, 2018 by 'eavensabove
Billy Goat Gruff.

[Eric Cuntman]

19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

You've misheard, it's GOATS not ghosts. She fucked 30 goats. 

She's waiting for Mr Fright to come along.

I'll get me white sheet..

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

30 ghosts?  Fucking slag!  I hope she get an ethereal disease!

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

30 ghosts?  Fucking slag!  I hope she get an ethereal disease!

I bet they put the willies up her. 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

I bet they put the willies up her. 

Is this the wrong time to make a protein pack...err...PROTON pack remark?  

[camberwell gypsy]

11 hours ago, Slippers said:

This dipstick cow is a spiritual guidance counsellor and she claims to have have had sexual intercourse with 30 ghosts. She is now in a serious relationship with one of them and want's to know if she can have a ghost baby with him. @Neil what do you reckon?

Those blackhatted cunts in the 17th century would of loved this twat. She would have been swinging from the nearest oak tree.