Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 He has won the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with the "Funniest Joke", which was .. "Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 I'm just amazed they could find one that wasn't about how dreadful Boris / Trump / Brexit all are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 53 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm just amazed they could find one that wasn't about how dreadful Boris / Trump / Brexit all are "Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman - joint 8th place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 30 minutes ago, Bertie Biceps said: "Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman - joint 8th place Well that had me rolling in the aisles, but then again I am an intellectually retarded cripple with the sense of humour of an Easter Island statue. 8th place you say? Amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Well that had me rolling in the aisles, but then again I am an intellectually retarded cripple with the sense of humour of an Easter Island statue. 8th place you say? Amazing Those terminally unfunny Flo & Joan cunts were in there somewhere too, but still no award for Jerry Sadowitz. Proof, as if more was needed, that there is no god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Those terminally unfunny Flo & Joan cunts were in there somewhere too, but still no award for Jerry Sadowitz. Proof, as if more was needed, that there is no god. ...and he 'outed' Jimmy Savile well before the rest of the world cottoned on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Those terminally unfunny Flo & Joan cunts were in there somewhere too, but still no award for Jerry Sadowitz. Proof, as if more was needed, that there is no god. Flo & Joan. Extensively covered in my post of 25th January 2018. Just after tea. I had chips. But of course, you’d know this already wouldn’t you RayBaws? Who’s on first, by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 13 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm just amazed they could find one that wasn't about how dreadful Boris / Trump / Brexit all are Too fucking right mate. There’s a whole world of comedy to be extracted from the rich cunts and their celebricunt arselicking friends. Don’t expect to see it on the telly any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Flo & Joan. Extensively covered in my post of 25th January 2018. Just after tea. I had chips. But of course, you’d know this already wouldn’t you RayBaws? It was a Thursday - you had a jacket potato, you stupid Spudulike cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It was a Thursday - you had a jacket potato, you stupid Spudulike cunt. No. Definitely Chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 And, for the record, here's a much funnier joke than this Edinburgh Festival non entity and his one liner shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 When 'fringe' really means 'shit'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 On 8/20/2018 at 11:11 AM, Bertie Biceps said: He has won the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with the "Funniest Joke", which was .. "Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day." What a fucking miserable scouse cunt. Here’s a joke for him.... the 96 dead are on the Liverpool shirt collar but no mention of those they also killed at hysell. Funny that isn’t it. what do you get when thousands of fucking cunts turn up to a game without tickets, 96 dead and a fucking hugely expensive inquiry that doesn’t bring any of them back to life, but lays blame at police inspectors who weren’t even at the game 25 years later. When those thousands know who they are and sit in guilty silence in pubs around the town knowing THEY killed those kids and yet that is never mentioned, ever. Funny that isn’t it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Mssrs @Last Cunt Standing, @Decimus & @Bubba C Ordinarily it takes a special kind of stupid to upload a comment that has previously been removed. The three of you aren't known to be intellectually challenged so I guess the ego is strong within you. Pull a stunt like that again and you'll be hitting the Mod Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 9 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Mssrs @Last Cunt Standing, @Decimus & @Bubba C Ordinarily it takes a special kind of stupid to upload a comment that has previously been removed. The three of you aren't known to be intellectually challenged so I guess the ego is strong within you. Pull a stunt like that again and you'll be hitting the Mod Q. How strange that of all the offence flung about on here, the McCanns are somehow verboten. I’m sure you have your reasons. I’ll write my limericks elsewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How strange that of all the offence flung about on here, the McCanns are somehow verboten. I’m sure you have your reasons. I’ll write my limericks elsewhere. Divider walls in the gents are perfect for such prose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Divider walls in the gents are perfect for such prose. I don’t like using the stalls, Wiz, ever since a patient told me why you should always take a shopping bag with you when cottaging. Dirty bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Just now, Last Cunt Standing said: I don’t like using the stalls, Wiz, ever since a patient told me why you should always take a shopping bag with you when cottaging. Dirty bastard. I'm out of likes. I wasted one giving Bubba an"Iron." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 On Monday, August 20, 2018 at 12:57 PM, Jiggerycock said: Well that had me rolling in the aisles, but then again I am an intellectually retarded cripple with the sense of humour of an Easter Island statue. 8th place you say? Amazing You, Dumb Dumb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm out of likes. I wasted one giving Bubba an"Iron." Poof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Poof. Your razor like wit is beyond comparison....except for those propping you up and letting you ride their coat tails with likes. I think your star is falling from the sky like a dozen tainted oysters from Punky's arse, Bubba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your razor like wit is beyond comparison....except for those propping you up and letting you ride their coat tails with likes. I think your star is falling from the sky like a dozen tainted oysters from Punky's arse, Bubba. I'm so glad I wasn't eating when I read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I'm so glad I wasn't eating when I read that. There are moments when I feel great pride and adoration for my missus. That one was one of her better rips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: How strange that of all the offence flung about on here, the McCanns are somehow verboten. I’m sure you have your reasons. I’ll write my limericks elsewhere. LSC is a practicing doc Of which some cunts have been known to mock It sends poor frank insane Saying poor Maddies name But it brings a twitch to his cock 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 22, 2018 Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 29 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your razor like wit is beyond comparison....except for those propping you up and letting you ride their coat tails with likes. I think your star is falling from the sky like a dozen tainted oysters from Punky's arse, Bubba. Or you can just call him a massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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