Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Middlesbrough is the Venice of the north, as in it stinks of shit. AKA the Dundee of the South. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: Middlesbrough is the Venice of the north, as in it stinks of shit.tg Anyway, I don't like seeing northern-on-northern abuse, your kind should stick together. I’ve kindly attached details for you for both clinics..... DIGNITAS in Switzerland DIGNITAS P.O. Box 17 8127 Forch Telephone national: 043 366 10 70 Telephone international: +41 43 366 10 70 (Monday to Friday, 8:30 - 12:00 / 13:00 - 16:30 hours) Fax national: 043 366 10 79 Fax international: +41 43 366 10 79 E-mail: dignitas@dignitas.ch DIGNITAS in Germany DIGNITAS-Deutschland e.V. Schmiedestrasse 39 30159 Hannover Telephone national: 0511 336 2344 Telephone international: +49 511 336 2344 Fax national: 0511 336 2682 Fax international: +49 511 336 2682E-mail: dignitas@dignitas.de Kind regards Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 15 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: My Mrs has been pounded up the sheriffs rusty star for years and not complained. Then again she is a fucking gook. When her husband is hung like a mouse laying on a slab of ice I’m not surprised. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: AKA the Dundee of the South. Punkapes the Queen of the South Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Punkapes the Queen of the South North Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 (edited) On 8/24/2018 at 2:36 PM, Decimus said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. Haaa! It's my understanding that what with them now having douched with Bear bile and snorting Bone of Rhino, that the couple are no longer barren, and can proudly announce the birth of their 'Little Sugar Dim Sum' Edited August 25, 2018 by 'eavensabove xiǎo xiàng pū 小相撲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 46 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Haaa! It's my understanding that what with them now having douched with Bear bile and snorting Bone of Rhino, that the couple are no longer barren, and can proudly announce the birth of their 'Little Sugar Dim Sum' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 8 hours ago, southerncunt said: When her husband is hung like a mouse laying on a slab of ice I’m not surprised. Mouse. Predictive text gone wrong again. Surely you meant to spell Moose. Hung like a Moose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 On 8/24/2018 at 11:01 PM, Monumental cunt said: My Mrs has been pounded up the sheriffs rusty star for years and not complained. Then again she is a fucking gook. Which part of this are we meant to be impressed by? The fact you can only find love via the mail order bride industry, that your tiny cock doesn’t bother your wife as you anally rape her, or the casual racism? Let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 26, 2018 Report Share Posted August 26, 2018 12 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Mouse. Predictive text gone wrong again. Surely you meant to spell Moose. Hung like a Moose. If his cooking skills are anything to go by, he meant Mousse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 8/24/2018 at 2:36 PM, Decimus said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. It could be said in this situation that "Two Wongs don't make it right". I am truly sorry but I have been drinking sine 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: It could be said in this situation that "Two Wongs don't make it right". I am truly sorry but I have been drinking sine 3. I’ve been golfing 🏌and drinking 🍷🍻🍺🥂🍸all weekend... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 40 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve been golfing 🏌and drinking 🍷🍻🍺🥂🍸all weekend... lol. Fuck off. Bending & sucking more the likes. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 49 minutes ago, Punkape said: I’ve been golfing 🏌and drinking 🍷🍻🍺🥂🍸all weekend... lol. Fuck off. since when has Golf been an anagram of I suck diseased Nigerian cock? err Lol Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I’ve been golfing 🏌and drinking 🍷🍻🍺🥂🍸all weekend... lol. Fuck off. Fantastic. Anyway, back on topic. Do you think you'll ever eat pussy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Fantastic. Anyway, back on topic. Do you think you'll ever eat pussy? No....but I’ve eaten Warthog in Kenya.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 30 minutes ago, Punkape said: No....but I’ve eaten Warthog in Kenya.... I am sure that Mr Warthog was overjoyed by the experience of you noshing away at his bits, you disgusting little queer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 37 minutes ago, Punkape said: No....but I’ve eaten Warthog in Kenya.... Bit rude. @camberwell gypsy has feelings like us humans. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: I am sure that Mr Warthog was overjoyed by the experience of you noshing away at his bits, you disgusting little queer. I ate crocodile,Impala and Thompson’s gazelle at the same restaurant in Nairobi.I then went on a Safari at an exclusive game reserve for sport. I hear Wolverhampton is a bit Safari like these days.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 On 8/26/2018 at 8:03 AM, William T.D. Stickers said: Which part of this are we meant to be impressed by? The fact you can only find love via the mail order bride industry, that your tiny cock doesn’t bother your wife as you anally rape her, or the casual racism? Let me know. Him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: I ate crocodile,Impala and Thompson’s gazelle at the same restaurant in Nairobi.... so you had a mixed Doner then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 On 8/26/2018 at 8:03 AM, William T.D. Stickers said: Which part of this are we meant to be impressed by? The fact you can only find love via the mail order bride industry, that your tiny cock doesn’t bother your wife as you anally rape her, or the casual racism? Let me know. Found my Mrs at college back in the day. Not mail order, you disrespectful cunt. And talking about relatives is reportable. Reported. my tiny cock is not raping her anally, she enjoys it, so it is consented sex. She adores a good anal creampie. its not casual rascism, it’s just a name. If I did something that was prejudice like not marry her because she is a Gook, then that’s being rascist. However, Gook is just a name. Just a-name, like cunt is your name. You fucking super sensitive millennial cunt. Go and fucking wank over your iPad or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 On 8/26/2018 at 8:03 AM, William T.D. Stickers said: Which part of this are we meant to be impressed by? The fact you can only find love via the mail order bride industry, that your tiny cock doesn’t bother your wife as you anally rape her, or the casual racism? Let me know. None of it...fuck off it’s not for you to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Almost worthy of a nomination but would fall under my weeaboo nom, would be weird north american cunts who think cos they've got a few slopes who immigrated to their country in the late 20th century/early 2000s we're supposed to be impressed? Saw "little tokyo" on that keith Lemon thing a while back, absolutely cringeworthy sycophantic americunt arse licking. A dusty generic street in los angayles with a couple of cunts dressed up in stupid mascot costumes and a few slopes with whining little bitch american accents standing around. Wow for a while there i really thought i was in tokyo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Found my Mrs at college back in the day. Not mail order, you disrespectful cunt. And talking about relatives is reportable. Reported. my tiny cock is not raping her anally, she enjoys it, so it is consented sex. She adores a good anal creampie. its not casual rascism, it’s just a name. If I did something that was prejudice like not marry her because she is a Gook, then that’s being rascist. However, Gook is just a name. Just a-name, like cunt is your name. You fucking super sensitive millennial cunt. Go and fucking wank over your iPad or something. If anyone has come out of this looking sensitive, it’s you really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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