Decimus Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. Punkape? 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. His cock is probably too small. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. How is it possible his perma smirk cunt fucking grin didn't suss him out? I would wager a bead of sweat formed on his brow when the doc had a good look at Ming's Minge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 38 minutes ago, Decimus said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. I suspect that there's quite a difference in quality between British and Chinese powdered panda penis. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I suspect that there's quite a difference in quality between British and Chinese powdered panda penis. The stuff they export is cut with talcum powder, the slithery slope cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 53 minutes ago, Decimus said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. Boiling dogs .. what's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I suspect that there's quite a difference in quality between British and Chinese powdered panda penis. And I should know. My father-in-law is the premier Panda penis grinder in Norfolk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: And I should know. My father-in-law is the premier Panda penis grinder in Norfolk. Unlike the chinks, I hope he has the decency to humanely euthanize the animal before starting to grind it's penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Unlike the chinks, I hope he has the decency to humanely euthanize the animal before starting to grind it's penis? He's not a savage. He at least buys them a steak dinner and a bottle of liebfraumilch before commencing grinding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: He's not a savage. He at least buys them a steak dinner and a bottle of liebfraumilch before commencing grinding. Outstanding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. it could be said that the Husband overall had a good four years on the hole.(sic) I wonder if the lady in question has any unmarried sisters and from which non sex education teaching village they come from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I suspect that there's quite a difference in quality between British and Chinese powdered panda penis. Yes, the British would absolutely not tolerate the inhumane slaughter of a panda for a small quantity of bellend to be sprinkled on their cornflakes in the morning. Instead, they would practice humane harvesting from live pandas. The only problem with this approach being the production of inferior quality panda "paste", rather than the infinitely superior powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 He must have been a bit suspicious that something wasn't quite right when he kept discovering undigested bits of rice and sweetcorn under his foreskin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: He must have been a bit suspicious that something wasn't quite right when he kept discovering undigested bits of rice and sweetcorn under his foreskin. I was just about to eat, you filthy degenerate cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Maybe they're Catholics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Maybe they're Catholics? not likely, they are of the opposite sex to each other and adults. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, luke swarm said: not likely, they are of the opposite sex to each other and adults. Also, I doubt there's a chinaman on the planet who could pronounce his faith if he was indeed a "catholic". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 Wong hole sex for this race of abnormally cruel shitcunts ought to be made compulsory, chiefly resulting in a reduction of its demographic. Money otherwise spent on contraception, such as extra-small condoms, could be used to indemnify former dog owners whose beloved pals have ended up on the plates of selfish cunts who choose to fund the horror of the country's meat industry. Even though both sexes practically look the same, with no distinction in the size of their tits, if the bastards' population graph keeps on rising at its current rate there won't be a dog or cat left on the planet in a few hundred years. Still, at least China has among the worst human rights breaches in its long and illustrious history to divert others' attention to. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted August 24, 2018 Report Share Posted August 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Decimus said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. My Mrs has been pounded up the sheriffs rusty star for years and not complained. Then again she is a fucking gook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 10 hours ago, Decimus said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. A load of racist. bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 11 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A load of racist. bollocks. Pulis is taking the Boro up. What do you think about that, Judy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: A load of racist. bollocks. Drunken, fat queer cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 20 hours ago, Decimus said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/couple-desperate-baby-told-theyve-13130682 Aside from boiling dogs alive and eating anything with a pulse, the one thing you'd think that the chinks were good at would be filling the world with more mini-Maos to feed. Not the particular couple in the featured article above. After trying to conceive for four years, they went to a doctor to no doubt ask for some powdered Panda penis to rub on their genitals to help them out with their problem. However, after a cursory examination of the slits slit, it turned out that she was still a virgin. Apparently, she was getting pounded in the arsehole for four years and didn't realise. The husband has also claimed ignorance, although I'm dubious and suspect that he couldn't believe his luck that he was regularly allowed to spunk in her shit pipe with no questions asked. Aah so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2018 Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Pulis is taking the Boro up. What do you think about that, Judy? Middlesbrough is a northern shithole full of plebs. You don’t live there surely ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2018 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Middlesbrough is a northern shithole full of plebs. You don’t live there surely ? Middlesbrough is the Venice of the north, as in it stinks of shit. Anyway, I don't like seeing northern-on-northern abuse, your kind should stick together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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