Decimus Posted September 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 45 minutes ago, Bubba C said: This is how I imagine gyps looks; only I reckon her tits are closer to her knees. That's a far more flattering image than the one I've got in my head of "her". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: That's a far more flattering image than the one I've got in my head of "her". Is Gyps a ginger bearded albino then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: That's a far more flattering image than the one I've got in my head of "her". She'd kill for a figure like that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: This is how I imagine gyps looks; only I reckon her tits are closer to her knees. I think you meant "moobs" and "testicles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 28 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I think you meant "moobs" and "testicles" You had your day earlier in the week. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 5 hours ago, cooze said: Jo Brand used to be quite amusing, but lets face it, that's all she has going for her. Jo Brand is to John Sergeant what Kevin Turvey is to Rik Mayall, you never see them in the same room together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 19 minutes ago, scotty said: Jo Brand is to John Sergeant what Kevin Turvey is to Rik Mayall, you never see them in the same room together. Like the priest and the unmolested choirboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 4 hours ago, Bubba C said: This is how I imagine gyps looks; only I reckon her tits are closer to her knees. And this is from a geezer who creams his budgie smugglers when he sees the foam grannies off the Wonga ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You may be closer than you think. Brand lives in East Dulwich, just one short ejaculation from Camberwell. East Dulwich was built to keep the wind off Camberwell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 17 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I dunno, she still brushes-up well for a Whale of her age... Put it this way, Neil wouldn't kick her out of his bed. If he had a fuckin' bed! A sleeping bag and a few cardboard boxes in the underpass is more his style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, cooze said: If he had a fuckin' bed! A sleeping bag and a few cardboard boxes in the underpass is more his style. Blimey, he's moved up in the world. He's probably got his old job back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 18 hours ago, ratcum said: Like the priest and the unmolested choirboy Never mind your gibbering rato; do paedo androids dream of toasters fresh off the assembly line? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind your gibbering rato; do paedo androids dream of toasters fresh off the assembly line? I imagine that the life sized one inch "Stubby Five Speed Bullet Dildo" is a hot topic of conversation on every prisons baby rapist wing. Keep your maggot to yourself and out of industrial plastic moulds, you dirty enabling cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind your gibbering rato; do paedo androids dream of toasters fresh off the assembly line? ooh you are fucked up, but I like you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: ooh you are fucked up, but I like you!! Give me a rat like then you utter cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Give me a rat like then you utter cunt! cheap bitch. You're like that Eric or one of his oozing leprous proselytes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2018 Report Share Posted September 13, 2018 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: cheap bitch. You're like that Eric or one of his oozing leprous proselytes Oh go on, give us a ratlike. I'll get Stubby to give you a wank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/11/2018 at 6:17 PM, Decimus said: Despite the fact that this mole eyed cunt resembles Michael McIntyre straining to take a shit whilst wearing a Boris Johnson fancy dress outfit, ToksPig is neither humorous or entertaining. So it comes as no surprise that she has revealed that female comedy panelists, including herself, have had their contributions heavily edited out of shows such as QI and Eight Out of Ten Cats. Of course, she believes that the reason behind this is endemic sexism within the entertainment industry, when any cunt not regularly strangle wanking themselves with a copy of The Guardian knows that it's because female comedians are absolute fucking shit. Perhaps if they expanded upon their comedic repertoires and stopped banging on about jam rags and their foetus tattered minges, they might get a bit of airtime. Until then, I suggest that if any of ToksPig's more attractive colleagues want additional airtime, they should stop moaning and get their fucking tits out. For once and I mean once...I agree. Sandy Toxic is about as funny as bad aids up the harris. She has completely ruined QI and I never saw her crack one funny item in any stand up or other tv show. A completely unfunny, typical BBC Lezza appointment to replace a fat equally unfunny Gaylord who at least knew he was unfunny. if I have to listen to her say how she stood in mission control when the moon landing took place , one more time I will simply have to murder a couple of dozen people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 14, 2018 Report Share Posted September 14, 2018 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh go on, give us a ratlike. I'll get Stubby to give you a wank. One rat like for one rat job, sounds like a fair deal? Not so keen on delivery of the second part of the bargain. We'll toss for it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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