Decimus Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Despite the fact that this mole eyed cunt resembles Michael McIntyre straining to take a shit whilst wearing a Boris Johnson fancy dress outfit, ToksPig is neither humorous or entertaining. So it comes as no surprise that she has revealed that female comedy panelists, including herself, have had their contributions heavily edited out of shows such as QI and Eight Out of Ten Cats. Of course, she believes that the reason behind this is endemic sexism within the entertainment industry, when any cunt not regularly strangle wanking themselves with a copy of The Guardian knows that it's because female comedians are absolute fucking shit. Perhaps if they expanded upon their comedic repertoires and stopped banging on about jam rags and their foetus tattered minges, they might get a bit of airtime. Until then, I suggest that if any of ToksPig's more attractive colleagues want additional airtime, they should stop moaning and get their fucking tits out. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Despite the fact that this mole eyed cunt resembles Michael McIntyre straining to take a shit whilst wearing a Boris Johnson fancy dress outfit, ToksPig is neither humorous or entertaining. So it comes as no surprise that she has revealed that female comedy panelists, including herself, have had their contributions heavily edited out of shows such as QI and Eight Out of Ten Cats. Of course, she believes that the reason behind this is endemic sexism within the entertainment industry, when any cunt not regularly strangle wanking themselves with a copy of The Guardian knows that it's because female comedians are absolute fucking shit. Perhaps if they expanded upon their comedic repertoires and stopped banging on about jam rags and their foetus tattered minges, they might get a bit of airtime. Until then, I suggest that if any of ToksPig's more attractive colleagues want additional airtime, they should stop moaning and get their fucking tits out. An absolutely loathsome creature. Almost certainly the template and role model for that other fat lesbian midget, Susan Calman. Little fucking ugly cunts, with their little fatman 3 piece suits and converse trainers. they look like like those little squashed dwarf cunts out of 'Phantasm'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: Despite the fact that this mole eyed cunt resembles Michael McIntyre straining to take a shit whilst wearing a Boris Johnson fancy dress outfit, ToksPig is neither humorous or entertaining. So it comes as no surprise that she has revealed that female comedy panelists, including herself, have had their contributions heavily edited out of shows such as QI and Eight Out of Ten Cats. Of course, she believes that the reason behind this is endemic sexism within the entertainment industry, when any cunt not regularly strangle wanking themselves with a copy of The Guardian knows that it's because female comedians are absolute fucking shit. Perhaps if they expanded upon their comedic repertoires and stopped banging on about jam rags and their foetus tattered minges, they might get a bit of airtime. Until then, I suggest that if any of ToksPig's more attractive colleagues want additional airtime, they should stop moaning and get their fucking tits out. I hate you decs but even I'm willing to give you a like for this. Most female comedians ram on about 1. What cunts men are 2. If theyre an ethnic woman about being an ethnic woman and 3. Menstrual problems or, if you're Sarah Millican, biscuits and her cat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: Despite the fact that this mole eyed cunt resembles Michael McIntyre straining to take a shit whilst wearing a Boris Johnson fancy dress outfit, ToksPig is neither humorous or entertaining. So it comes as no surprise that she has revealed that female comedy panelists, including herself, have had their contributions heavily edited out of shows such as QI and Eight Out of Ten Cats. Of course, she believes that the reason behind this is endemic sexism within the entertainment industry, when any cunt not regularly strangle wanking themselves with a copy of The Guardian knows that it's because female comedians are absolute fucking shit. Perhaps if they expanded upon their comedic repertoires and stopped banging on about jam rags and their foetus tattered minges, they might get a bit of airtime. Until then, I suggest that if any of ToksPig's more attractive colleagues want additional airtime, they should stop moaning and get their fucking tits out. Isn't she's Danish, or some other foreign dyke? Her only value as a comedian would be if she dropped dead. I'd find that her funniest contribution, and I'm sure that 9 out of 9 cats would opine the same. Any cunt that goes on that load of bollocks, is a washed-up tosser. I'd wager that Ms. Toxicvag, has exactly that. A vag so fucking toxic that only a dandy would want to fist it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I hate you decs but even I'm willing to give you a like for this. Most female comedians ram on about 1. What cunts men are 2. If theyre an ethnic woman about being an ethnic woman and 3. Menstrual problems or, if you're Sarah Millican, biscuits and her cat. Most of them, fail to realise that they are being laughed 'at' rather than having any comedic value, and dare I say it, the Black ones are even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 I'll see your Toksvig and your Millican and raise you Shappi fucking Khorsandi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll see your Toksvig and your Millican and raise you Shappi fucking Khorsandi. A bisexual woman dressed as a schoolgirl. Neil, your view? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 If we are rightly laying fuck into female comedians, I’m trumping every cunt with that talentless screeching cunt who puts a mask on an audience member and calls herself a ventriloquist. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 45 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll see your Toksvig and your Millican and raise you Shappi fucking Khorsandi. Raise you that Glasgow Italian slag with the fucking monkey. A god awful combo of a female comedian , and a fucking ventriloquist. fucking diabolical case closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Despite the fact that this mole eyed cunt resembles Michael McIntyre straining to take a shit whilst wearing a Boris Johnson fancy dress outfit, ToksPig is neither humorous or entertaining. So it comes as no surprise that she has revealed that female comedy panelists, including herself, have had their contributions heavily edited out of shows such as QI and Eight Out of Ten Cats. Of course, she believes that the reason behind this is endemic sexism within the entertainment industry, when any cunt not regularly strangle wanking themselves with a copy of The Guardian knows that it's because female comedians are absolute fucking shit. Perhaps if they expanded upon their comedic repertoires and stopped banging on about jam rags and their foetus tattered minges, they might get a bit of airtime. Until then, I suggest that if any of ToksPig's more attractive colleagues want additional airtime, they should stop moaning and get their fucking tits out. Very good. My only criticism here is that you could have still been 100% correct if you had widened the category massively to “all female comedians.” Sorry comediennes. There shouldn’t really be feminine case to the word. They all need a good fucking kicking, followed by an encore . Shut up, you fucking slags. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll see your Toksvig and your Millican and raise you Shappi fucking Khorsandi. My hand has you beat. A pair of Sue Perkins, wins over a Shappi flush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 47 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Raise you that Glasgow Italian slag with the fucking monkey. A god awful combo of a female comedian , and a fucking ventriloquist. fucking diabolical case closed. Right, if that's your game I'm going all in with Tanyalee Davis. She had her own nomination recently, but when the high point of your repertoire is pretending you can't reach the microphone then you really are in the wrong fucking job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 55 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Raise you that Glasgow Italian slag with the fucking monkey. A god awful combo of a female comedian , and a fucking ventriloquist. fucking diabolical case closed. Um, quince, I believe this subject matter has been expertly covered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Um, quince, I believe this subject matter has been expertly covered. And she's not even Scottish, she's from Hampstead, the English cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: A bisexual woman dressed as a schoolgirl. Neil, your view? Oooh, I didn't know she was bisexual, that changes everything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oooh, I didn't know she was bisexual, that changes everything. I'm no longer interested in her comedic talents either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'll see your Toksvig and your Millican and raise you Shappi fucking Khorsandi. You would though wouldn't you? It's ok, admit it. I must myself admit to occasionally looking at Sue Perkins and thinking the same, even though I know I shouldn't be thinking that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: A bisexual woman dressed as a schoolgirl. Neil, your view? Ok,until it opens its gob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Right, if that's your game I'm going all in with Tanyalee Davis. She had her own nomination recently, but when the high point of your repertoire is pretending you can't reach the microphone then you really are in the wrong fucking job. Listing fucking dreadful comediennes could take all night. It would be far quicker to list the ones that are actually funny. Ummmmmm, ummmmmm... Fuck it, as you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I'm no longer interested in her comedic talents either. She's really rocking the schoolgirl look. Her chest invites comparison to that well known mountain range, the Dutch Alps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Just now, Neil said: Ok,until it opens its gob Come on Neil, as the corner's undisputed champion of fucking anything, who is your ultimate 'want to fuck it even though I know I shouldn't' celebrity bird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Fuck me Eric,You'll have to give me a while to go through the 'ol database of 'wouldn't touch it with yours '.......It may take a long time! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Right, if that's your game I'm going all in with Tanyalee Davis. She had her own nomination recently, but when the high point of your repertoire is pretending you can't reach the microphone then you really are in the wrong fucking job. You cunt. I knew you'd play dirty. 'ere, have one of my trumps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Right, if that's your game I'm going all in with Tanyalee Davis. She had her own nomination recently, but when the high point of your repertoire is pretending you can't reach the microphone then you really are in the wrong fucking job. She’s just the right height to suck you off, at her own convenience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: She’s just the right height to suck you off, at her own convenience. Just imagine how big your cock would look, going in and out of her eye socket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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