Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 I guess ticket sales are slow. Need more publicity. What shall I do??, I fucking know. Play the disability card. Now if you don't laugh at my jokes or find my act mildly amusing it must mean you're racist/sexist/gayest/disablest etc* (*delete as appropriate). Fucking shite Chorlton and the Wheelie World reject - fuck off. Roll on Drewsday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boaby Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Eah, disability isn’t a lifestyle choice you git Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boaby Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Fuck right off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 Gimli was funnier, and sexier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I guess ticket sales are slow. Need more publicity. What shall I do??, I fucking know. Play the disability card. Now if you don't laugh at my jokes or find my act mildly amusing it must mean you're racist/sexist/gayest/disablest etc* (*delete as appropriate). Fucking shite Chorlton and the Wheelie World reject - fuck off. Roll on Drewsday. Does she do stand-up? I went to see Her at the London Palladium and I swear blind my opera glasses were fucked, even though I was in the front row I didn't see jack-shite., and I still maintain that the other six were better than Her. Edited July 23, 2018 by 'eavensabove Dwarfisms got the better of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, Boaby said: Eah, disability isn’t a lifestyle choice you git Try telling Frank that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 19 minutes ago, Boaby said: Eah, disability isn’t a lifestyle choice you git I'd be the last person to take the piss out of any infliction You have, and this is not the place for such practices either, and so please feel free to confide. A problem shared is a problem halved and we're all good mates on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 22 minutes ago, Boaby said: Eah, disability isn’t a lifestyle choice you git Look, I'm a slap headed, bungalow dweller and I prefer sucking Werthers Originals rather than eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 28 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Look, I'm a slap headed, bungalow dweller and I prefer sucking Werthers Originals rather than eggs. And you’re black. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I guess ticket sales are slow. Need more publicity. What shall I do??, I fucking know. Play the disability card. Now if you don't laugh at my jokes or find my act mildly amusing it must mean you're racist/sexist/gayest/disablest etc* (*delete as appropriate). Fucking shite Chorlton and the Wheelie World reject - fuck off. Roll on Drewsday. Firstly, congratulations on being funny for the first time since March 2017. Secondly, I want this fucking Hobgoblin dead. As if Norfolk doesn't have enough of an image problem, what with everyone assuming that the local inhabitants are all malformed, drooling fucking monsters, now we also have to contend with this baby-armed Canuck being heralded as a "Norfolk comedian". Disgusting pig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Firstly, congratulations on being funny for the first time since March 2017. Thanks Dickless. Was this my reposte to your infamous nom. on roundabouts by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 28 minutes ago, Bubba C said: And you’re black. Well, I wasn't until this fucking Met office Amber alert shite. 6 weeks of laying in the sun and my mug wouldn't look out of place in a ISIS inspired game of Guess Who. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 16 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Thanks Dickless. Was this my reposte to your infamous nom. on roundabouts by any chance? It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Halcyon days indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Halcyon days indeed. Isn't it fucking horrible, watching your 7 day old likes disappear from the leaderboard, particularly when it occurs to you that the fact you've lost 8 or 9 in a few hours, means that you were much better a week ago than you are now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Isn't it fucking horrible, watching your 7 day old likes disappear from the leaderboard, particularly when it occurs to you that the fact you've lost 8 or 9 in a few hours, means that you were much better a week ago than you are now. No matter, we'll always have Chinese Steelgate, Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: No matter, we'll always have Chinese Steelgate, Eric. Yes, the childlike wonderment and anticipatory excitement of debating the proportional occurrence of carbon inclusions in 3/4 inch re-bar, with a corporate meeter and greeter from Llandudno. The three of us should get together for a reunion someday. Carefree salad days, passing us by with the whimsical sadness of the death of summer, punctuated by the crunch of autumn leaves underfoot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, the childlike wonderment and anticipatory excitement of debating the proportional occurrence of carbon inclusions in 3/4 inch re-bar, with a corporate meeter and greeter from Llandudno. The three of us should get together for a reunion someday. Carefree salad days, passing us by with the whimsical sadness of the death of summer, punctuated by the crunch of autumn leaves underfoot. batter shouter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, the childlike wonderment and anticipatory excitement of debating the proportional occurrence of carbon inclusions in 3/4 inch re-bar, with a corporate meeter and greeter from Llandudno. The three of us should get together for a reunion someday. Carefree salad days, passing us by with the whimsical sadness of the death of summer, punctuated by the crunch of autumn leaves underfoot. Thank you Noel Coward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2018 Report Share Posted July 23, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thank you Noel Coward. I'm reading 'The Feather Men' by Ranulph Fiennes. Im caught between gentlemanly and yobbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 I think she is ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 Fooled you all,It's Vern Troyer in drag,any cunt can see that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Fooled you all,It's Vern Troyer in drag,any cunt can see that! How many inches did you have up her/his arse before you realised? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, the childlike wonderment and anticipatory excitement of debating the proportional occurrence of carbon inclusions in 3/4 inch re-bar, with a corporate meeter and greeter from Llandudno. The three of us should get together for a reunion someday. Carefree salad days, passing us by with the whimsical sadness of the death of summer, punctuated by the crunch of autumn leaves underfoot. Have you ever been up the Great Orme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 25 minutes ago, Slippers said: Have you ever been up the Great Orme? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. The Great Orme tram is a nice way to go up, or you can go on the chair lift and "shower" people as you pass over the happy valley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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