Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 Just now, Wybunbury Bertie said: I hever seen a yellow one without a vinyl roof. Some of them had brown vinyl rooves. Yuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Some of them had brown vinyl rooves. Yuk. Mine is black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Some of them had brown vinyl rooves. Yuk. It's not wrong, per se, just dated, but I still don't want to see the word "rooves" on here ever again. Otherwise, before you know it, people might think it's OK to say "pooves" and then where the fuck will we be? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: You've got no one to blame but yourself, 'eavens. Frank is a smart-arse cunt who knows exactly how to get under someone's skin and takes great pleasure in causing hysteria. He feeds on it like a parasite. You should surely know by now that the best course of action is to simply make fun of his spindly legs and tell him to fuck off when he tries to get them around you. Fuck off, bandy legs. See? It doesn't work at all, does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Fuck off, bandy legs. See? It doesn't work at all, does it. No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: No And pray tell, why are your legs so bandy frank? I bet you were a strapping lad in your youth and walked with a manly gait. That drunken night in Marseilles when the navy boys had a run ashore put paid to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: And pray tell, why are your legs so bandy frank? I bet you were a strapping lad in your youth and walked with a manly gait. That drunken night in Marseilles when the navy boys had a run ashore put paid to that Too much time on his knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Too much time on his knees. I was going for total destruction of his back passage as the reason for his awkward gait but this fits as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 22, 2018 Report Share Posted September 22, 2018 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I was going for total destruction of his back passage as the reason for his awkward gait but this fits as well You still good for Haytor om Monday Tim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted October 29, 2018 Report Share Posted October 29, 2018 Gareth Cunt I am just looking up "virtue signalling" in my Shorter Oxford and can't find nuttin' you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 On 9/14/2018 at 7:29 AM, Gareth Hunt said: I fully appreciate the valuable service that these chaps provide to virtue-signalling lefties, who delight in ostentatious displays of their caring nature. We've all seen such bell-ends, squatting by some "unfortunate", oozing sympathy and offering hot coffee and snacks (but never money, because they've read the guidance from Shelter that tells them that the feckless sleeping bag tenant will put it to ill use). What seems to be a problem in my neck of the woods is a huge proliferation of pseudo homeless, producing market saturation. The virtue-signallers are over supplied with unfortunates to fawn over and so the baggies are now pestering heartless cunts like me. I can't walk 10 yards in the vicinity of my local rail station with being asked for various "spare" items that I might have about my person. Gareth . Do you live in fucking Morocco? Sounds a proper beggars shit hole. London no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 @Gareth Hunt will be pleased to know that in Torbay we are aiming for all these homeless types to have rooves over their heads during the festive season. I have been shewn the proof. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 On 12/21/2018 at 1:51 PM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: @Gareth Hunt will be pleased to know that in Torbay we are aiming for all these homeless types to have rooves over their heads during the festive season. I have been shewn the proof. Even the pooves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Even the pooves? No they'll be washed up on Meadfoot beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 52 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: No they'll be washed up on Meadfoot beach. foetid slapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 22, 2018 Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: foetid slapper Petitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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