White Cunt Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 I have just read about the slow market in tarts and drugs. According to a selection of pushers and pimps, things are very slow and definitely not as good as they used to be. What does this mean to the average Brit? Do you get a free smoke with your tart? Has half of the City of London already relocated to Europe? Are we on a brink of a new recession? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I have just read about the slow market in tarts and drugs. According to a selection of pushers and pimps, things are very slow and definitely not as good as they used to be. What does this mean to the average Brit? Do you get a free smoke with your tart? Has half of the City of London already relocated to Europe? Are we on a brink of a new recession? Another case of Monkeypox has been diagnosed..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: Another case of Monkeypox has been diagnosed..... It's absolutely fucking disgusting. These filthy savages trap and sodomise baboons, then turn up here, festooned with pustules, and expect to ensnare and impregnate a white woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It's absolutely fucking disgusting. These filthy savages trap and sodomise baboons, then turn up here, festooned with pustules, and expect to ensnare and impregnate a white woman. They are coming in from Nigeria in waves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: They are coming in from Nigeria in waves... In which case, her majesty should be deploying destroyers to burn these diseased cunts sterile before they reach our shores. I've never fancied a black woman, except that Pam Grier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 17 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I have just read about the slow market in tarts and drugs. According to a selection of pushers and pimps, things are very slow and definitely not as good as they used to be. What does this mean to the average Brit? Do you get a free smoke with your tart? Has half of the City of London already relocated to Europe? Are we on a brink of a new recession? I think it’s the other way round. Have of Europe has moved to London. The other half of London has monkeypox from Africa. It’s a filthy place. I suspect supply of tarts has reached an all time high and the market has become over subscribed with sex traffic girls, Eastern Europeans, Asians, orientals, Brazilians, Russians, Scandos, Australian birds and independent English escorts all advertising their wears 24/7 on’t tinter web. Pimps returns per ass owned must have plummeted over the past couple of years. The over supply also coincides with the emergence of a millenialist population of homosexual boys. There’s hardly anyone who is straight below the age of 28. There’s just so much pussy out there and not enough straight cock to sort it out. The same goes for drugs, it’s just over supply in the market place, school,playground or college car park. The only new market share open to drugs suppliers is nursery schools or old folks homes. The latter being a tough market to crack due to free Tamazipan being available to all OAPs with there cocoa. My lad said his mates where dropping shit in assembly, dropping shit,before P.E and dropping shit during dangerous chemistry experiments. They can because it’s readily available and cheap. By 2020 I figure £50 will get you a decent night with a top drawer hooker, enough fun sweets to make pick n mix at Woolworths look expensive, and enough change left over for a bag of chips and a taxi home. whats not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's absolutely fucking disgusting. These filthy savages trap and sodomise baboons, then turn up here, festooned with pustules, and expect to ensnare and impregnate a white woman. Thats ok so long as it’s Teresa May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 27, 2018 Report Share Posted September 27, 2018 48 minutes ago, White Cunt said: I have just read about the slow market in tarts and drugs. According to a selection of pushers and pimps, things are very slow and definitely not as good as they used to be. What does this mean to the average Brit? Do you get a free smoke with your tart? Has half of the City of London already relocated to Europe? Are we on a brink of a new recession? Who do we know had that as one of his catch phrases? Been to any Brony parties of late? 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: In which case, her majesty should be deploying destroyers to burn these diseased cunts sterile before they reach our shores. I've never fancied a black woman, except that Pam Grier. Run the cunts down with an aircraft carrier!!! Torpedo the remains of the corpses! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Another case of Monkeypox has been diagnosed..... Now that you had your say, go back to cleaning the latrines. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted September 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: They are coming in from Nigeria in waves... On waves, you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 8 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: They are coming in from Nigeria in waves... Did Mr Mtembe your Lagos pimp tell you this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 19 minutes ago, Archduke Noakes of Shoreha said: Did Mr Mtembe your Lagos pimp tell you this? Mhase Mbongo your rentboy did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: Mhase Mbongo your rentboy did... How are you this morning M'Lud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: In which case, her majesty should be deploying destroyers to burn these diseased cunts sterile before they reach our shores. I've never fancied a black woman, except that Pam Grier. Don't say I never do anything for you, Eric (0:18, 0:30) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 11 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I think it’s the other way round. Have of Europe has moved to London. The other half of London has monkeypox from Africa. It’s a filthy place. I suspect supply of tarts has reached an all time high and the market has become over subscribed with sex traffic girls, Eastern Europeans, Asians, orientals, Brazilians, Russians, Scandos, Australian birds and independent English escorts all advertising their wears 24/7 on’t tinter web. Pimps returns per ass owned must have plummeted over the past couple of years. The over supply also coincides with the emergence of a millenialist population of homosexual boys. There’s hardly anyone who is straight below the age of 28. There’s just so much pussy out there and not enough straight cock to sort it out. The same goes for drugs, it’s just over supply in the market place, school,playground or college car park. The only new market share open to drugs suppliers is nursery schools or old folks homes. The latter being a tough market to crack due to free Tamazipan being available to all OAPs with there cocoa. My lad said his mates where dropping shit in assembly, dropping shit,before P.E and dropping shit during dangerous chemistry experiments. They can because it’s readily available and cheap. By 2020 I figure £50 will get you a decent night with a top drawer hooker, enough fun sweets to make pick n mix at Woolworths look expensive, and enough change left over for a bag of chips and a taxi home. whats not to like? You paint a compelling picture Fuck it. I think I'll try and live for a couple more years in that case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/woman-offers-sex-250-soho-15188895 Makes me think of the old comet advert,what can you get for 50p Dad,well a hand job son,another quid I might be able to get a blowy,don't tell mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Don't say I never do anything for you, Eric (0:18, 0:30) Superb. She actually got hotter as she aged, in her prime about 'Jackie Brown' era. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 If whores are so cheap, why are you still a fuckin' virgin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You paint a compelling picture Fuck it. I think I'll try and live for a couple more years in that case. Three viagras and a £50 hooker, that’s should keep you going until 97 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 18 hours ago, Snowy said: https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/woman-offers-sex-250-soho-15188895 Makes me think of the old comet advert,what can you get for 50p Dad,well a hand job son,another quid I might be able to get a blowy,don't tell mom. " Mum's out again, dad ,and where did all those 50p's come from?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 On 9/29/2018 at 6:12 AM, Queefer said: " Mum's out again, dad ,and where did all those 50p's come from?" It was a shit joke whilst being on a sabbatical,don't ever quote me again ,unfunny cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 On 9/28/2018 at 1:14 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Superb. She actually got hotter as she aged, in her prime about 'Jackie Brown' era. You're so right. Some women hit the 'hot-zone' around 45-55, an age when Pam Grier was undoubtedly at her most fuckable. Despite it being over a decade ago, Roops, do you recall this particular time in your life fondly? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 52 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You're so right. Some women hit the 'hot-zone' around 45-55, an age when Pam Grier was undoubtedly at her most fuckable. Despite it being over a decade ago, Roops, do you recall this particular time in your life fondly? I just ran the last paragraph through a reverse psychology translator, and it comes out as; "fancy a fuck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: You're so right. Some women hit the 'hot-zone' around 45-55, an age when Pam Grier was undoubtedly at her most fuckable. Despite it being over a decade ago, Roops, do you recall this particular time in your life fondly? As a young pecker on the beers in Stroud, I was one chatted up in the clothiers arms by roops. This timescale would have coincided with the fabled "hot zone" which cruelly bypassed the old witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: As a young pecker on the beers in Stroud, I was one chatted up in the clothiers arms by roops. This timescale would have coincided with the fabled "hot zone" which cruelly bypassed the old witch. 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just ran the last paragraph through a reverse psychology translator, and it comes out as; "fancy a fuck?" 'That' tampon/tapeworm piccy of Roops, pert and soft arse on display, well, it gave me a right old nudger! Seriously though, one has to assume it was taken by her husband-to-be 20 years prior to the 'hot-zone' bypass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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