Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 The M25 in Hertfordshire is closed anti-clockwise after a lorry crashed into the central reservation and shed its load of sanitary products. lol. The crash happened just before 16:30 BST at J18 near Chorleywood, causing the unspecified products to spill on to the opposite carriageway. “Tampaxes fucking everywhere” said one angry motorist. Both carriageways were closed to allow an air ambulance to land, but two lanes clockwise have since reopened. Hertfordshire Police said "significant" traffic disruption was expected and one officer said “I’ve got four daughters, I can’t get away from this shit”. There is a queue of about seven miles anti-clockwise with conditions not expected to return to normal until 23:00, according to Highways England. A police spokeswoman said the products were "non-hazardous" .......unlike some of their users. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 That's fucked the swimming for 72000 moody women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, Queefer said: That's fucked the swimming for 72000 moody women The filthy exsanguinating cunts should lock themselves away until they're cured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 An interestingly Mooslim style response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 Just now, Queefer said: An interestingly Mooslim style response Yes, I'm thinking of giving the Islam thing a go, I've always been keen on guns and explosives, and I think Allah may be the very fellow for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: The M25 in Hertfordshire is closed anti-clockwise after a lorry crashed into the central reservation and shed its load of sanitary products. lol. The crash happened just before 16:30 BST at J18 near Chorleywood, causing the unspecified products to spill on to the opposite carriageway. “Tampaxes fucking everywhere” said one angry motorist. Both carriageways were closed to allow an air ambulance to land, but two lanes clockwise have since reopened. Hertfordshire Police said "significant" traffic disruption was expected and one officer said “I’ve got four daughters, I can’t get away from this shit”. There is a queue of about seven miles anti-clockwise with conditions not expected to return to normal until 23:00, according to Highways England. A police spokeswoman said the products were "non-hazardous" .......unlike some of their users. lol. I imagine you to be like Rik from The Young Ones - wanking over crusty copies of Cosmopolitan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, I'm thinking of giving the Islam thing a go, I've always been keen on guns and explosives, and I think Allah may be the very fellow for me. Ever tried Judaism? They keep clear from bitches who are up on blocks for a full fortnght. They must go at it like bloody rabbits for the next two weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I imagine you to be like Rik from The Young Ones - wanking over crusty copies of Cosmopolitan. 'We love you, people's poet/poof' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Queefer said: Ever tried Judaism? They keep clear from bitches who are up on blocks for a full fortnght. They must go at it like bloody rabbits for the next two weeks. Although this alone may define their curiously slow population growth over the last eight decades or so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 10 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I imagine you to be like Rik from The Young Ones - wanking over crusty copies of Cosmopolitan. At my public school well thumbed copies of Mayfair and Penthouse were passed around the dormitories....and the occasional copy of Playbirds featuring Mary Millington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Lord Punkape said: The M25 in Hertfordshire is closed anti-clockwise after a lorry crashed into the central reservation and shed its load of sanitary products. lol. The crash happened just before 16:30 BST at J18 near Chorleywood, causing the unspecified products to spill on to the opposite carriageway. “Tampaxes fucking everywhere” said one angry motorist. Both carriageways were closed to allow an air ambulance to land, but two lanes clockwise have since reopened. Hertfordshire Police said "significant" traffic disruption was expected and one officer said “I’ve got four daughters, I can’t get away from this shit”. There is a queue of about seven miles anti-clockwise with conditions not expected to return to normal until 23:00, according to Highways England. A police spokeswoman said the products were "non-hazardous" .......unlike some of their users. lol. I expect they expanded to fill the carriageway widthways. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: At my public school well thumbed copies of Mayfair and Penthouse were passed around the dormitories....and the occasional copy of Playbirds featuring Mary Millington. What do you have in common with Tampax? You're both stuck up cunts. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 34 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: At my public school well thumbed copies of Mayfair and Penthouse were passed around the dormitories....and the occasional copy of Playbirds featuring Mary Millington. Strictly speaking punkers, as a self proclaimed devout catholic should you really have been wanking yourself blind over Mary Millington? That's just the sort of lapse which will go against you when you breathe your last and the heaven and hell chips are counted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 If Brexit gets any shitter, I reckon our women will turn to making artisan black pudding. You'd certainly know if the bird next door was on the Jericho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Strictly speaking punkers, as a self proclaimed devout catholic should you really have been wanking yourself blind over Mary Millington? That's just the sort of lapse which will go against you when you breathe your last and the heaven and hell chips are counted. Well I was growing up and I went to confession so I was forgiven. So fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: If Brexit gets any shitter, I reckon our women will turn to making artisan black pudding. You'd certainly know if the bird next door was on the Jericho! Jericho...Is that the phone in your county ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: Well I was growing up and I went to confession so I was forgiven. So fuck off. What did your priest tell you to perform...err...earn penance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Strictly speaking punkers, as a self proclaimed devout catholic should you really have been wanking yourself blind over Mary Millington? That's just the sort of lapse which will go against you when you breathe your last and the heaven and hell chips are counted. I think knowing someone called "Norris" will fuck any of us to buggery Grotty. My Aunty Vi once worked under cover as Eva Braun's tampon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Queefer said: Ever tried Judaism? They keep clear from bitches who are up on blocks for a full fortnght. They must go at it like bloody rabbits for the next two weeks. Rabbits or Rabbis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Well I was growing up and I went to confession so I was forgiven. So fuck off. Oh, I see. Well that's alright then. Said no deity, ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: At my public school well thumbed copies of Mayfair and Penthouse were passed around the dormitories....and the occasional copy of Playbirds featuring Mary Millington. I’m sure it was more a case of things being well bummed, rather than thumbed, in your dormitory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 I assume the road was closed for quite some period? I'll get me wings. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 9 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: At my public school well thumbed copies of Mayfair and Penthouse were passed around the dormitories....and the occasional copy of Playbirds featuring Mary Millington. Ooooh you only went to a "public" school .. mummy and daddy sent me to a private school. You COMMON OAF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Ooooh you only went to a "public" school .. mummy and daddy sent me to a private school. You COMMON OAF! You’re obviously American. Imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 48 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You’re obviously American. Imbecile. You are just so COMMON and a practising CATHOLIC too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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