Penny Farthing Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Iam Ape said: I’m sure it was more a case of things being well bummed, rather than thumbed, in your dormitory. It was a dormitory run by the holy fathers too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: You are just so COMMON and a practising CATHOLIC too. Fuck off peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 7 hours ago, scotty said: Oh, I see. Well that's alright then. Said no deity, ever. It's the catholic way. Rich cunts have been murdering and raping people and then paying cardinals to grant them absolution since the 11th century. When the papacy was based in Avignon, in the 14th century, the pope was scamming French nobility by selling them handfuls of straw and proclaiming it to be from the manger of Jesus. The vatican is the biggest money generating machine, on aggregate for the past thousand years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's the catholic way. Rich cunts have been murdering and raping people and then paying cardinals to grant them absolution since the 11th century. When the papacy was based in Avignon, in the 14th century, the pope was scamming French nobility by selling them handfuls of straw and proclaiming it to be from the manger of Jesus. The vatican is the biggest money generating machine, on aggregate for the past thousand years. Fools and their money....... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 26 minutes ago, southerncunt said: Fools and their money....... Amen Brother Southern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 17 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: The M25 in Hertfordshire is closed anti-clockwise after a lorry crashed into the central reservation and shed its load of sanitary products. lol. The crash happened just before 16:30 BST at J18 near Chorleywood, causing the unspecified products to spill on to the opposite carriageway. “Tampaxes fucking everywhere” said one angry motorist. Both carriageways were closed to allow an air ambulance to land, but two lanes clockwise have since reopened. Hertfordshire Police said "significant" traffic disruption was expected and one officer said “I’ve got four daughters, I can’t get away from this shit”. There is a queue of about seven miles anti-clockwise with conditions not expected to return to normal until 23:00, according to Highways England. A police spokeswoman said the products were "non-hazardous" .......unlike some of their users. lol. Did the crash cause a huge jam? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did the crash cause a huge jam? Certainly interrupted the flow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Did the crash cause a huge jam? I hear the lorry is now up on blocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 I tried TAMPAX once and I still cant ride a bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I tried TAMPAX once and I still cant ride a bike. You realize you have to remove them, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You realize you have to remove them, right? No wonder that I cannot swim either, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Amen Brother Southern. I reckon brudda SC is some kind of werewolf creature who emerges once a month to call out the ultra fuckwits here. Maybe a were-bunyip? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 A Hippy was granted one wish... "I want to be out-of-sight & in the groove." And so he got changed into a TAMPAX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I reckon brudda SC is some kind of werewolf creature who emerges once a month to call out the ultra fuckwits here. Maybe a were-bunyip? He uses the string of a Tampax to floss with after he's gone down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: He uses the string of a Tampax to floss with after he's gone down. You're dead fucking meat pal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 Punkers, excavated and found an old used/ancient Tampax on his golf course, but he doesn't know which period it came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 11 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: Fuck off peasant. Why is god such a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Why is god such a cunt? Vishnu's alright, good at table tennis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 Is this you @Lord Punkape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 20 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Is this you @Lord Punkape? Johnny Rotten's looking well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Johnny Rotten's looking well. My reaction exactly, eric 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 My fucking eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 On 10/3/2018 at 11:58 AM, Wybunbury Bertie said: Is this you @Lord Punkape? Blimey. Never have the lyrics 'I want to go to the new Belsen' been more apt for the elected face of McDonald's 2019 marketing campaign. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 50 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Blimey. Never have the lyrics 'I want to go to the new Belsen' been more apt for the elected face of McDonald's 2019 marketing campaign. If the Berlin Wall was still there, this tusker could simply lean against the fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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