Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 10/11/2018 at 2:10 AM, Alfie Noakes said: You really can be a shit piece of work, a complete turd circus. Nowhere else have I seen such idiocy as yours, you lardy spunkbucket. You're a man of few words, Alfie, but when you feel so inclined you can really leave an impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You're a man of few words, Alfie, but when you feel so inclined you can really leave an impression. I was in a good mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: I was in a good mood. You a angerholic Alfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 Just now, The Bishop of Phlegm said: You a angerholic Alfie? Not at all. This year I am pissed off not angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 On 10/5/2018 at 10:42 AM, The Beast said: This epidemic of faux fucking loonies should all have their fucking mobile phones burnt. The whole social media sharing of this nonsense is the main cause of the problem. It has become a proud statement to have a so called mental illness, particularly among young people. It has been fashioned into a contagion. Of course sad things happen in life, but occasionally feeling low in mood is all part of the human condition. The incidence of those with a genuine mental illness for life is very small. The underlying reasons for all this shit stems from the fact there are a lot of personality disordered fuckwits, (many with drink or drug consumption as an underpinning factor) that the government have no idea what to do with. Psychiatrists have had these people dumped on them and are expected to deal with them, when really they should be dealt with by the criminal justice system if they are psychopaths, or behavioural therapists if they are non violent. This costs lots of money. So of course the government is only too happy for people to share away. Meanwhile, we store up a significant number of self harmers, anxious and sad fuckers who will have these inadequacies for life. I couldn’t have put it better myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 6, 2019 Report Share Posted January 6, 2019 I want you to know that I am at the other end of the phone if you need me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 7 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I couldn’t have put it better myself. When you start typing, it's hard to get you to stop. Under any other circumstances, you would stopped with "Extraordinary!" Your happy meds have made you downright chatty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 On 1/6/2019 at 12:21 AM, Decimus said: Now the pictures that you left behind, are just memories of a different life, some that made us laugh, some that made us cry, one that made you have to say goodbye. What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair, touch your lips, to hold your near, when you say your prayers, try to understand, I've made mistakes, I'm just a man. Shut up you batty little cunt. Who’s got too big for their boots and needs taking down a few pegs? There’s no way I’m sitting through three months of utterly turgid dogshit to find out for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 17 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Shut up you batty little cunt. Who’s got too big for their boots and needs taking down a few pegs? There’s no way I’m sitting through three months of utterly turgid dogshit to find out for myself. Nobody is bigger than the corner, except perhaps that giant sloth judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 29 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Shut up you batty little cunt. Who’s got too big for their boots and needs taking down a few pegs? There’s no way I’m sitting through three months of utterly turgid dogshit to find out for myself. There's been a serious lack of animosity all round I'm afraid to report. Stubby and I danced the dance for a while, but I'm currently reduced to tussling with Pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: There's been a serious lack of animosity all round I'm afraid to report. Stubby and I danced the dance for a while, but I'm currently reduced to tussling with Pen. You disappoint me. I’ll just have to engage my default setting and rigorously buttfuck Monumental for the foreseeable future then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: There's been a serious lack of animosity all round I'm afraid to report. Stubby and I danced the dance for a while, but I'm currently reduced to tussling with Pen. Things have not been the same since D.W.F went to the dogs. Perhaps I went in too hard for him to cope with, but god knows I was only tom-fooling around and never got the chance to play him for real. Nobody else is worth my attention or has such a chequered past as The Dame. Mind you, you're on the right track with tussling with Pen, as she's in the Dame's camp. They idolise each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 8 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You disappoint me. I’ll just have to engage my default setting and rigorously buttfuck Monumental for the foreseeable future then. He forgot to say anything about grassing me up and bursting out crying because I gave Judge a few well deserved likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: He forgot to say anything about grassing me up and bursting out crying because I gave Judge a few well deserved likes. Shut your fucking mouth and tuck your humongous cock betwixt your rashy shaven legs, you vile tranny freak. Leaderboard manipulation will not be tolerated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Shut your fucking mouth and tuck your humongous cock betwixt your rashy shaven legs, you vile tranny freak. Leaderboard manipulation will not be tolerated. with this comment you'll own the leader board for years to come Deco. Perhaps, like Brazil and Jules Rimet, you should be allowed to keep it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Shut your fucking mouth and tuck your humongous cock betwixt your rashy shaven legs, you vile tranny freak. Leaderboard manipulation will not be tolerated. Grass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: with this comment you'll own the leader board for years to come Deco. Perhaps, like Brazil and Jules Rimet, you should be allowed to keep it. He's a crybaby Ratty .. I bet that in real life he's got an hairy fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: He's a crybaby Ratty .. I bet that in real life he's got an hairy fanny. you'll die before the mods finally approve your lifetime achievement award. It's not like you do any charity work is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 19 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: He's a crybaby Ratty .. I bet that in real life he's got an hairy fanny. You're getting agitated again. Ask nurse to put one of your Frank Ifield 78s on the phonograph, have a nice cuppa and some carrot cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 a programme about the influence of the bass guitar. So they're bound to include a few from: John Paul Jones Roger Glover Chris Squire Lemmy God Geddy lee No. Coz some bitch (slap up dat) from The Talking Heads made the cunt programme. Well if you'd called it "Me on bass on other new wave and post punk band waggoners bollocks" I wouldn't be posting this. cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're getting agitated again. Ask nurse to put one of your Frank Ifield's 78 on the phonograph, have a nice cuppa and some carrot cake. he's 81 Authoritah I'm a Lady P tribute act by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 On 1/6/2019 at 12:21 AM, Decimus said: Now the pictures that you left behind, are just memories of a different life, some that made us laugh, some that made us cry, one that made you have to say goodbye. What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair, touch your lips, to hold your near, when you say your prayers, try to understand, I've made mistakes, I'm just a man. Ding is probably tugging himself bandy in his grave to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Ding is probably tugging himself bandy in his grave to this. Ding is in prison. The jury were forced to endure over 28 hours of CCTV footage of him, grabbing the arses of female colleagues and exposing himself with a dribbling semi lob-on. His defence of, "they was all proper up for it, I tell thee" was disregarded by the jury after hearing the testimony of 14 victims. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 18, 2019 Report Share Posted January 18, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ding is in prison. The jury were forced to endure over 28 hours of CCTV footage of him, grabbing the arses of female colleagues and exposing himself with a dribbling semi lob-on. His defence of, "they was all proper up for it, I tell thee" was disregarded by the jury after hearing the testimony of 14 victims. "Victims". ".....victims....". I don’t mind saying that the word has a certain allure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 19, 2019 Report Share Posted January 19, 2019 7 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm a Lady P tribute act by the way You are my distribute act, you old tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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