PANZER MURPHY Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Yours for only 20p Laffin Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 The eurozone plunges further into economic crisis and this is all you have in your armoury? Old man Noakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 He’s made a mistake. He means 20 cents. His pikey scum relatives have come back across the water with bagfuls of 50p coins they’ve robbed from old ladies’ gas meters. Can’t take them to a bank without raising suspicion so now he offers them to us at 20 cents a pop. You’ll have to go lower than that you filthy piece of trash. Have you tried hawking them to the peacefuls you scumbag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Yours for only 20p At least we've got a currency, unlike you Punt-ditching twats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 A fine fellow at the rugby 🏉 club could fit 20 of the old 50p pieces under his foreskin. The same fellow allegedly ejaculated into the cavity of a turkey 🦃 before stuffing it and serving it to his mother in law on Christmas Day.... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 6 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: A fine fellow at the rugby 🏉 club could fit 20 of the old 50p pieces under his foreskin. The same fellow allegedly ejaculated into the cavity of a turkey 🦃 before stuffing it and serving it to his mother in law on Christmas Day.... lol. Your intimate knowledge of the details is not at all comforting, Punky. I'm guessing you were directly involved in the festivities. You held the blokes foreskin back, didn't you? You buggered the turkey to death before it was deplumed and dissected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 I think youve fucked yerself royally Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Your intimate knowledge of the details is not at all comforting, Punky. I'm guessing you were directly involved in the festivities. You held the blokes foreskin back, didn't you? You buggered the turkey to death before it was deplumed and dissected. Fake news. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: A fine fellow at the rugby 🏉 club could fit 20 of the old 50p pieces under his foreskin. The same fellow allegedly ejaculated into the cavity of a turkey 🦃 before stuffing it and serving it to his mother in law on Christmas Day.... lol. This puts me in mind of the good old days of ye electro-poppe music, when a popular beat combo called 'EMF' had a lead singer who, according to rumour and the jungle tom-toms, could fit an entire lemon under his foreskin (sounds more like a twelveskin if true) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 28 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: A fine fellow at the rugby 🏉 club could fit 20 of the old 50p pieces under his foreskin. The same fellow allegedly ejaculated into the cavity of a turkey 🦃 before stuffing it and serving it to his mother in law on Christmas Day.... lol. A cheap shot - plenty of change from a tenner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: At least we've got a currency, unlike you Punt-ditching twats. Isnt porrige wog sterling treated with the same contempt as the sterling used by the second class brits in the north of Ireland baws baby? Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Isnt porrige wog sterling treated with the same contempt as the sterling used by the second class brits in the north of Ireland baws baby? Panzbaby I have never had any trouble passing "porridge currency" in Ingerland Panz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 41 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I think youve fucked yerself royally Panzbaby New currency for Eire from 2035 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 54 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: A fine fellow at the rugby 🏉 club could fit 20 of the old 50p pieces under his foreskin. The same fellow allegedly ejaculated into the cavity of a turkey 🦃 before stuffing it and serving it to his mother in law on Christmas Day.... lol. Rugby or Rugger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 A new 50p promoting unity and friendship tween nations on an issue thats split the nation in half and has yiz at each others throats all the way to the corridors of Whitehall Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 23 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: A new 50p promoting unity and friendship tween nations on an issue thats split the nation in half and has yiz at each others throats all the way to the corridors of Whitehall Panzbaby Well as a call for unity, a fucking coin hardly screams 'Give Peace a Chance' does it? No - all it does is give vent for more sink estate musings from Redundo-boy from his safe European home, in Rockall (South) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 19 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Well as a call for unity, a fucking coin hardly screams 'Give Peace a Chance' does it? No - all it does is give vent for more sink estate musings from Redundo-boy from his safe European home, in Rockall (South) Many of the cheerleaders of brexit have safe European homes for themselves their businesses and pensions and the loyal second class brits in the north will lead yis down a nice rocky orange favoured dead end Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: New currency for Eire from 2035 Needs more zeroes - here's one specially designed for the purchase of a single potato. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Isnt porrige wog sterling treated with the same contempt as the sterling used by the second class brits in the north of Ireland baws baby? I never touch that plastic shite myself, especially the ones from the Clydesdale Bank. You never know who's g-string it's been in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Many of the cheerleaders of brexit have safe European homes for themselves their businesses and pensions and the loyal second class brits in the north will lead yis down a nice rocky orange favoured dead end Panzbaby By 'many' I presume you mean 'several' By 'cheerleaders' I presume you mean ' the slightly lesser of two evil brands of venal shitpots' By 'yis' I presume you are a shit-for-brains cliché. Of course, as a Remainer (well, if you actually had any status in this whole fuck-fest other than as annoying tick on the dog) I know exactly what you mean by 'second-class Brits' (capital 'B' please), although I must confess I've never heard your kinds' sneering condescension expressed so explicitly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ...although I must confess I've never heard your kinds' sneering condescension expressed so explicitly. You should spend more time in the West of Scotland. Maybe take in a "Glasgow" Celtic game - Remembrance weekend is especially good for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You should spend more time in the West of Scotland. Maybe take in a "Glasgow" Celtic game - Remembrance weekend is especially good for it. I'll check my vaccination certificates and get my tattoo of Geoff Hurst surgically removed and it's a date, you smooth-talking old charmer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 27 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Needs more zeroes - here's one specially designed for the purchase of a single potato. That's not an islamic currency Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: This puts me in mind of the good old days of ye electro-poppe music, when a popular beat combo called 'EMF' had a lead singer who, according to rumour and the jungle tom-toms, could fit an entire lemon under his foreskin (sounds more like a twelveskin if true) "You're unbelievable" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: A new 50p promoting unity and friendship tween nations on an issue thats split the nation in half and has yiz at each others throats all the way to the corridors of Whitehall Panzbaby A bit like your lot and a united Ireland. We all have our issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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