Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: You fucking peasant. Have you ever filled up an oven ready turkey with warm water and fucked it through the neck hole? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you ever filled up an oven ready turkey with warm water and fucked it through the neck hole? Don't be fucking daft. Punkers is an exit hole only type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 On 11/19/2018 at 2:54 PM, Lord Punkape said: Indeed and no wonderful fat for roast spuds or a delicious cassoulet.A spare jar of goose fat should also be reserved for your local prostitute who are always grateful... I always have a local prostitute to Christmas dinner. It is a Christian act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 10 hours ago, Lord Punkape said: You fucking peasant. Surely, a man of your standing and of epicurean astuteness, would opt for Larks on The Wing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 On 11/19/2018 at 4:32 PM, Iam Ape said: Another hilarious goose-based comment! Fucking class! Withers's Christmas lunch is likely to be tinned thrushes and larks washed down by @Lord Punkape's spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 Ape preparing for Christmas lunch..... lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: Ape preparing for Christmas lunch..... lol. He sounds just like Ape, monotone, repetitious, and boring. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you ever filled up an oven ready turkey with warm water and fucked it through the neck hole? Do you have any further details of this awful practice? Asking for a friend 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Do you have any further details of this awful practice? Asking for a friend Drawing the edges of skin together and securing them with a bit of twine, creates a much tighter hole.. errm.. just something I overheard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Drawing the edges of skin together and securing them with a bit of twine, creates a much tighter hole.. errm.. just something I overheard. Careful old bean, we're getting into skull-fucking territory. I believe Mr Baws would be the man to ask on that one, the filthy Jock motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Drawing the edges of skin together and securing them with a bit of twine, creates a much tighter hole.. errm.. just something I overheard..... .....in my Harley Street days. Aah, memories.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, scotty said: .....in my Harley Street days. Aah, memories.... And those tender moments back in your med school days, with all those generously donated university cadavers. I suppose you make your own now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you ever filled up an oven ready turkey with warm water and fucked it through the neck hole? I cannot stand Turkey, in any way shape or form. Just the mere mention of it on a Menu breaks me out in a hot sweat and leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I can only put this down to my childhood. My old man was a cruel nasty fucker. He'd beat me repeatedly on my bollocks, with a Turkey Drumstick, and then have me believe that our house was haunted by a poultrygeist, but I always called it Fowl Play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And those tender moments back in your med school days, with all those generously donated university cadavers. I suppose you make your own now. Only when his neighbours go away for a weeks holiday. Pets suffer the same (possibly worse) fate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 55 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And those tender moments back in your med school days, with all those generously donated university cadavers. I suppose you make your own now. 52 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Only when his neighbours go away for a weeks holiday. Pets suffer the same (possibly worse) fate Yes indeed, lads. But I maintain I'm providing a necessary service, and have never claimed it was voluntary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I always have a local prostitute to Christmas dinner. It is a Christian act. For dinner you mean. You cannibal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: For dinner you mean. You cannibal. What’s your Christmas lunch going to be Gypsy ? i would imagine a communal roast badger stuffed with hedgehog 🦔 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: What’s your Christmas lunch going to be Gypsy ? i would imagine a communal roast badger stuffed with hedgehog 🦔 lol. I'm Jewish so Christmas can fuck off. Already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm Jewish so Christmas can fuck off. Already An Irish Jew?... ...with dumplings? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: An Irish Jew?... ...with dumplings? Fucksake, eric 😒 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm Jewish so Christmas can fuck off. Already What happens to all the foreskins when the Rabbi mutilates the children.....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, scotty said: Fucksake, eric 😒 Couldn't help it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Lord Punkape said: What happens to all the foreskins when the Rabbi mutilates the children.....? Kosher calamari. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kosher calamari. Salami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 21, 2018 Report Share Posted November 21, 2018 On 11/19/2018 at 8:47 AM, Lord Punkape said: Firstly Christmas Dinner is for peasants.The meal should be eaten at lunchtime with all participants having been to a Christian Service in the morning. The traditional roast should be goose.Turkey is acceptable for lower-middle classes provided the bird is free range. For the better connected, such as myself, a better version of goose is roast Swan which I’ve arranged for the Punkapes through a friend in Oxford. Fuck off. You strike me as the sort of well-read gentleman who easily affords the very best brand names endorsed by the Royal Family. You use Fairy liquid, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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