Last Cunt Standing Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: I’ve always been a resolutely heterosexual man, but this disturbing visage has me questioning my leanings. Thats my wanks gone for at least a week. Humourless Ginger Julia Gillard apparently killed off the nude student calendar in Australia, Southern. A shame really, as I imagine there was a long line of Queensland blokes who couldn’t wait to see Bindi Irwin posing artistically with the undergrad Volleyball squad for 12 months of the year, if only to make the same “killer spike” joke every Monday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Technically Cgas hasn't broken any rules, but he does seem obsessed with infidelity issues... ...see what I mean? Now now Roops, let's keep your bitterness over your husband leaving you for the slapper at number 62 out of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 12/26/2018 at 3:47 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Rattled. Christmas is for utter cretins, we agree on that. Reported for family abuse! Enjoy the cooler. Mehehehehehehehehehehehe......Bitch....Mehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 39 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Mehehehehehehehehehehehe......Bitch....Mehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 I need TP for my bunghole! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I need TP for my bunghole! If that's a reference to the picture - its on its way. Getting over a nasty chest infection that made Christmas an even shittier experience than it usually is. Spent the last few days in bed raving at Ratty over PM (he's the only one who understands fever dream speak). If not... missed opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 On 12/24/2018 at 9:01 PM, Couldn't give a shit said: Absolutely sick of seeing newspaper articles about nobhead students posing nude bar exotic fruit or similar covering their bits and then being described as "cheeky" or "naughty". If Jemima wants to get her kit off in aid of queers or Angolan lesbians then she should do it properly by doing some hardcore shots and stop fucking about. Warwick University rowing club, ladies obviously. I think the 2012 colander was special. I will dig it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 16 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Warwick University rowing club, ladies obviously. I think the 2012 colander was special. I will dig it out. Still waiting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 16 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Warwick University rowing club, ladies obviously. I think the 2012 colander was special. I will dig it out. I think your story has got holes in it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 On 12/27/2018 at 5:11 AM, Mrs Roops said: Technically Cgas hasn't broken any rules, but he does seem obsessed with infidelity issues... ...see what I mean? The world lives in technicalities. CGAS is, was, and forever shall be a worthless fucking idiot. If no cooler time, perhaps a visit to an abattoir for a proper skinning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 6 hours ago, Neil said: I think your story has got holes in it Colander......good spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 11 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The world lives in technicalities. CGAS is, was, and forever shall be a worthless fucking idiot. If no cooler time, perhaps a visit to an abattoir for a proper skinning? He unintentionally provides entertainment value. He believes he is a grand fromage but has yet to make the grade as a Babybel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 17 hours ago, Neil said: I think your story has got holes in it As sieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: He unintentionally provides entertainment value. He believes he is a grand fromage but has yet to make the grade as a Babybel. I like to see myself as a wheel of farmhouse cheddar, robust, reliable and with broad appeal. Decs as perhaps a Camembert, sophisticated and complex... ..Frank is a Dairylea triangle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like to see myself as a wheel of farmhouse cheddar, robust, reliable and with broad appeal. Decs as perhaps a Camembert, sophisticated and complex... ..Frank is a Dairylea triangle. I can think of another triangle frank should try near Bermuda in his imaginary yacht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like to see myself as a wheel of farmhouse cheddar, robust, reliable and with broad appeal. Decs as perhaps a Camembert, sophisticated and complex... ..Frank is a Dairylea triangle. My blue vein is throbbing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: My blue vein is throbbing. Some of those Northumbrian Danes must have sneaked into Pictland and given your ancestors a portion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Some of those Northumbrian Danes must have sneaked into Pictland and given your ancestors a portion. Funnily enough, their last king was called Eric. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like to see myself as a wheel of farmhouse cheddar, robust, reliable and with broad appeal. Decs as perhaps a Camembert, sophisticated and complex... ..Frank is a Dairylea triangle. Frank is hardened crusted smegma around a knobend. Nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Funnily enough, their last king was called Eric. Shameless pandering, Roadie! I need to up my game in that regard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Shameless pandering, Roadie! I need to up my game in that regard. You need to up your game full stop! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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