Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Absolutely sick of seeing newspaper articles about nobhead students posing nude bar exotic fruit or similar covering their bits and then being described as "cheeky" or "naughty". If Jemima wants to get her kit off in aid of queers or Angolan lesbians then she should do it properly by doing some hardcore shots and stop fucking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Misery guts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 34 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Absolutely sick of seeing newspaper articles about nobhead students posing nude bar exotic fruit or similar covering their bits and then being described as "cheeky" or "naughty". If Jemima wants to get her kit off in aid of queers or Angolan lesbians then she should do it properly by doing some hardcore shots and stop fucking about. You couldn't afford one of the calendar's could you? Try a National Geographic with nude tribal women with low hangers bouncing off their ankles and and prostheses in their lips making them look like a swollen duck's bill with pointy sticks shoved through their eyelids! Happy Christmas, cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 What a shockingly fucking shit nom. Merry Christmas, idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 I used to work for a company that made calendars.They fucking sacked me,all I did was take a day off. I'm 'ere all week 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Neil said: I used to work for a company that made calendars.They fucking sacked me,all I did was take a day off. I'm 'ere all week Didn't you get sacked from the laptop keyboard assembly line for not putting enough shifts in? One night only, folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Absolutely sick of seeing newspaper articles about nobhead students posing nude bar exotic fruit or similar covering their bits and then being described as "cheeky" or "naughty". If Jemima wants to get her kit off in aid of queers or Angolan lesbians then she should do it properly by doing some hardcore shots and stop fucking about. Some say that Punkers posed for one with an exotic fruit shoved up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Some say that Punkers posed for one with an exotic fruit shoved up his arse. Cumquat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 8 hours ago, Neil said: Cumquat No, he cum in his arse and mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 20 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Absolutely sick of seeing newspaper articles about nobhead students posing nude bar exotic fruit or similar covering their bits and then being described as "cheeky" or "naughty". If Jemima wants to get her kit off in aid of queers or Angolan lesbians then she should do it properly by doing some hardcore shots and stop fucking about. You cheap cunt. The least you could have done is post some examples to cheer up this miserable fuckin' day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 4 hours ago, cooze said: You cheap cunt. The least you could have done is post some examples to cheer up this miserable fuckin' day. Be very, very careful what you wish for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Be very, very careful what you wish for... Whats not to like if your name is Neil. or Tailpipe Keith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 23 hours ago, Neil said: I used to work for a company that made calendars.They fucking sacked me,all I did was take a day off. I'm 'ere all week I've given my daughter a Fritzl advent calendar. Whenever she opens a door I slam it shut and rape her. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Be very, very careful what you wish for... I want to know which one sucked off a Norwich local government worker as an act of Yuletide charity. did you find your coat, @Decimus ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 2 hours ago, scotty said: I've given my daughter a Fritzl advent calendar. Whenever she opens a door I slam it shut and rape her. I got my kid a Gary Glitter one. The flaps only open from 1-9. Merry Christmas you shoal of fucking wankers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 On 12/24/2018 at 8:56 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Some say that Punkers posed for one with an exotic fruit shoved up his arse. Did your clan not preserve the recordings? I figured the men in your group would enjoy it for years to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 On 12/24/2018 at 9:37 PM, Wizardsleeve said: You couldn't afford one of the calendar's could you? Try a National Geographic with nude tribal women with low hangers bouncing off their ankles and and prostheses in their lips making them look like a swollen duck's bill with pointy sticks shoved through their eyelids! Happy Christmas, cunt! Tell me, when you visited their village to buy your missus, did you inform your probation officer you were leaving the country you disgusting pervert? Fuck Christmas, please kill yourself for the sake of all denominations and make the world a cleaner place to live in.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 8 minutes ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Tell me, when you visited their village to buy your missus, did you inform your probation officer you were leaving the country you disgusting pervert? Fuck Christmas, please kill yourself for the sake of all denominations and make the world a cleaner place to live in.xx Rattled. Christmas is for utter cretins, we agree on that. Reported for family abuse! Enjoy the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I want to know which one sucked off a Norwich local government worker as an act of Yuletide charity. did you find your coat, @Decimus ? Its was the one on the right .. she has got the property portfolio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 26, 2018 Report Share Posted December 26, 2018 23 hours ago, nocti said: I got my kid a Gary Glitter one. The flaps only open from 1-9. Merry Christmas you shoal of fucking wankers. Are the rear pages bent? I'm on me way out, now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rattled. Christmas is for utter cretins, we agree on that. Reported for family abuse! Enjoy the cooler. Give Roops my love you eunuch cuck boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 12/25/2018 at 9:17 PM, Cuntybaws said: Be very, very careful what you wish for... Is this the Geordie anorexic charity calender? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 13 minutes ago, Neil said: Is this the Geordie anorexic charity calender? Too high class for Geordie women, Neil - no mullets, black eyes, or missing teeth. These here would most likely be professional ladies of the night - paid with only the finest Greggs pasties and not to be found outside the city centre limits. Good fun whilst it lasts, but once the diabetes inevitably claims one or both of their legs they're a cunt to get up to your bedsit for the night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 18 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rattled. Christmas is for utter cretins, we agree on that. Reported for family abuse! Enjoy the cooler. Technically Cgas hasn't broken any rules, but he does seem obsessed with infidelity issues... 3 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Give Roops my love you eunuch cuck boy. ...see what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 12/26/2018 at 8:17 AM, Cuntybaws said: Be very, very careful what you wish for... I’ve always been a resolutely heterosexual man, but this disturbing visage has me questioning my leanings. Thats my wanks gone for at least a week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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