ratcum Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: There was a time, hard that it is to imagine, that I waited with bated breath for the next Frank post. We all live on past glories, to an extent, but "Walnut Head" was almost three years ago. His only nomination since then was some highly suspect shit about the oiled and sculpted torso of some redundant SAS cunt. What a useless, bent cunt. I bet he can't even pronounce 'quinoa' correctly, the antediluvian dog. Kill him Deco Faster pussycat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 On 1/20/2019 at 10:32 AM, Decimus said: I'd never come across these bunch of fucking toerags before today, but upon reading their twitter feed and various news articles, it's fair to say that I'm incensed. For those of you who don't know, 'Let Toys Be Toys' is a group that attempts to put pressure on the toy and children's entertainment industry to market their products on a gender neutral basis, so as not to exclude anyone. The latest product that has outraged them is the 1982 book, 'Dear Zoo', where a boy writes to a zoo and asks for a pet, and the zoo sends him various animals throughout the story, who all just happen to be male. Sounds innocent enough to me, but you can imagine the gasps of outrage that are currently echoing around a Vegan cafe in Shoreditch. "Wait, all the animals are male?! The main character is a male?! Is he at least bent as fuck, or a cross dresser?" "No." "You say the animals are all male, please God tell me that you at least mean female animals that have transitioned?" "No, they were all born with a cock and balls." "Fuck me! Call the fucking Guardian, get Owen Jones on speed dial. What do you mean Peter Tatchell is balls deep inside a Gambian? This is a fucking crisis, I want him here NOW." I'll leave you with one final thought, a review of a pop-up children's book from their Twitter feed, taken down verbatim. It would seem that certain members of left wing society aren't willing to wait until a boy goes to school before he's indoctrinated, they'd rather he was neutered with propaganda before he's finished shitting in a nappy: We like Janet and Allan Ahlberg books. In the scenes in the home there’s often a man/dad character doing household tasks, there’s Mrs Plug the Plumber, a mum going out to work in The Baby’s Catalogue...and the stories are always lovely too." Fucking disgraceful. Have you been speyed (personally I have been sprayed) cos you are fucking delirious and talking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Crab said: Have you been speyed (personally I have been sprayed) cos you are fucking delirious and talking bollocks. Do fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Crab said: Have you been speyed (personally I have been sprayed) cos you are fucking delirious and talking bollocks. Fuck off you high yellow, dirty French piece of greasy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck off you high yellow, dirty French piece of greasy shit. I guessed withers a couple of hours ago, you thinking similarities with the bedbug avatar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck off you high yellow, dirty French piece of greasy shit. You are so clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I guessed withers a couple of hours ago, you thinking similarities with the bedbug avatar? Spot on. It's refreshing to know that his absence hasn't changed him. He's as fucking shit as ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 6 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I'd wager that Punker's was behind all of this 'Boy Toy' nonsense. Jeff Chandler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 7 hours ago, The Beast said: I have to say Frank, you offer nothing new to these pages, absolutely fuck all. Be rid of him. The man is a menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I'd wager that Punker's was behind all of this 'Boy Toy' nonsense. I have my doubts, Eav....it's not proudly displaying a dirty sanchez and there are no blood, shit and semen stains on the trousers! I sense Frank's presence behind that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 7 hours ago, The Beast said: I have to say Frank, you offer nothing new to these pages, absolutely fuck all. You can do something about it, Proper....you have the power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Be rid of him. The man is a menace. I tried to send you a PM....of course, it was blocked. Do you happen to have the email of another member to relay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I tried to send you a PM....of course, it was blocked. Do you happen to have the email of another member to relay? He may have pulled the plug, but try this: www.damewidowfranky@gaymale.com His gallery pics, defy belief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 26 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He may have pulled the plug, but try this: www.damewidowfranky@gaymale.com His gallery pics, defy belief. Well, that brought up my tea, thank you so much! LOL The message should get to you now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jeff Chandler It fuckin is an'all, just needs a captains hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: It fuckin is an'all, just needs a captains hat. I see what you did there, but you misspelled brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 21, 2019 Report Share Posted January 21, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jeff Chandler Bob Monkhouse. The tan is the giveaway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 On 21/01/2019 at 15:51, The Beast said: I have to say Frank, you offer nothing new to these pages, absolutely fuck all. I’m sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: I’m sorry. Oh fuck off, Frank, you irrelevant fucking chimp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Oh fuck off, Frank, you irrelevant fucking chimp. I couldn't leave your like total at 5,999, have 6,000 on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Frank said: I’m sorry. Now, now Frank, remember what we agreed about lying to the puntership? At least try to make it sound real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Frank said: I’m sorry. I'm sorry that you were born, as so too is your dog-faced whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 On 21/01/2019 at 15:18, Frank said: Shut your face, you stupid fucking whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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