Guest Crab Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 10 out of 10 for fucking cheek. https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/2808127/huge-russian-flag-unfurled-at-salisbury-cathedral/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: 10 out of 10 for fucking cheek. https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/2808127/huge-russian-flag-unfurled-at-salisbury-cathedral/ The Dean of the Cathedral has had a serious sense of humour failure... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Crab said: 10 out of 10 for fucking cheek. https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/2808127/huge-russian-flag-unfurled-at-salisbury-cathedral/ I take it that the scaffold is a modern-day equivalent of a lynching post for Catholics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Dean of the Cathedral has had a serious sense of humour failure... lol. Who's laughing now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Crab said: 10 out of 10 for fucking cheek. https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/2808127/huge-russian-flag-unfurled-at-salisbury-cathedral/ Anyone for Novichok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Dean of the Cathedral has had a serious sense of humour failure... lol. Could be a secret signal to a Russian sleeper cell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 27 minutes ago, King Billy said: Anyone for Novichok? Shaken but not stirred. With a twist of that lemon Gavin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Crab said: Shaken but not stirred. With a twist of that lemon Gavin. Nostrovia comrade!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Nostrovia comrade!! I am wearing my Corduroy Corbyn Cap.... and nothing else! With Russian flag hiding my modesty - obviously like the one in Salisbury it's massive. Eh titter ye not! Wasn't the choir section of Sally Cathedral Edward Heath's favourite spot to come and unwind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Dean of the Cathedral has had a serious sense of humour failure... lol. After spending half of the Sunday service ladling your blood tinged spunk out of the christening font, you can hardly blame him for being a bit grouchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, Crab said: I am wearing my Corduroy Corbyn Cap.... and nothing else! With Russian flag hiding my modesty - obviously like the one in Salisbury it's massive. Eh titter ye not! Wasn't the choir section of Sally Cathedral Edward Heath's favourite spot to come and unwind? Wiltshire constabulary have just stopped a Lada near the cathedral containing Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell, Ken Livingstone and Diane Abbot naked in the boot. Mr Corbyn has been cautioned for possession of out of date elbow patches on his corduroy sports jacket and a further charge of associating with fuckwits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 7 hours ago, Crab said: 10 out of 10 for fucking cheek. https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/2808127/huge-russian-flag-unfurled-at-salisbury-cathedral/ Sorry folks, my cousin couldn't resist it. He was told "Just strip the fucking lead and get the fuck out of there". Always been the joker of the tribe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Wiltshire constabulary have just stopped a Lada near the cathedral containing Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell, Ken Livingstone and Diane Abbot naked in the boot. Mr Corbyn has been cautioned for possession of out of date elbow patches on his corduroy sports jacket and a further charge of associating with fuckwits You just wait till JC is standing outside number 10, fist clench salute, corduroy Lenin cap at a jaunty angle to the strains of 'The Red Flag'. You'll be the first up against the wall, comrade Billy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You just wait till JC is standing outside number 10, fist clench salute, corduroy Lenin cap at a jaunty angle to the strains of 'The Red Flag'. You'll be the first up against the wall, comrade Billy. Off to the gulag for me then. Doh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry folks, my cousin couldn't resist it. He was told "Just strip the fucking lead and get the fuck out of there". Always been the joker of the tribe Yeah but he’s still gonna tarmac the driveway tomorrow, Isn’t he? Or he’ll have to return all the deposit. His word is his bond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Yeah but he’s still gonna tarmac the driveway tomorrow, Isn’t he? Or he’ll have to return all the deposit. His word is his bond Wannabuydvd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wannabuydvd? I’ve only got Betamax. Bought it off a couple of nice Irish guys in a transit outside Curry’s. The box was mint but they must of put an old one inside by mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Wiltshire constabulary have just stopped a Lada near the cathedral containing Jeremy Corbyn, John McDonnell, Ken Livingstone and Diane Abbot naked in the boot. Mr Corbyn has been cautioned for possession of out of date elbow patches on his corduroy sports jacket and a further charge of associating with fuckwits Unlicensed transport of a hippopotamus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve only got Betamax. Bought it off a couple of nice Irish guys in a transit outside Curry’s. The box was mint but they must of put an old one inside by mistake Don't ever let @Cuntybaws catch you doing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't ever let @Cuntybaws catch you doing this. I knew that last 3 litre bottle of White Lightning was a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 I’ve let everyone down, Mostly myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’ve let everyone down, Mostly myself U can get through it hun 🌈🤡🤡🤡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: U can get through it hun 🌈🤡🤡🤡 As Mr Bedingfield famously sang “Gimme just a second and I’ll be alright” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 8 hours ago, Crab said: 10 out of 10 for fucking cheek. https://www.spirefm.co.uk/news/local-news/2808127/huge-russian-flag-unfurled-at-salisbury-cathedral/ Mr Obramovitch’s tarpaulin store has certainly filled a void in the Salisbury Cathedral Renovation Supplies market. Obviously these russkies don’t become billionaires by pure luck. Clever cuntskis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 14 hours ago, Decimus said: After spending half of the Sunday service ladling your blood tinged spunk out of the christening font, you can hardly blame him for being a bit grouchy. And playing the very large organ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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