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5 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

I expect that Marje is far too fat to reach around to lick his own arse.

I suspect he is arseless as a huge amount of shit flows constantly from his mouth.

Henceforth he shall be referred to as ‘Top Arse’ by me.

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4 hours ago, King Billy said:

Watch it on your phone while your out hunting dog shite

Wanker

Oh no! look out everyone little billy has been watching Ross Kemp documentaries and listening to club foot by Kasabian on repeat for an hour while downing a bottle of WKD blue so thinks he's hard/got a second wind after cowering away for over a week.

Faggot.

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14 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

Oh no! look out everyone little billy has been watching Ross Kemp documentaries and listening to club foot by Kasabian on repeat for an hour while downing a bottle of WKD blue so thinks he's hard/got a second wind after cowering away for over a week.

Faggot.

He's modelled his whole online persona on Grant Mitchell from EastEnders, let's look at the evidence for a moment, ex squadie, resides in East London, alleged hardman and friends with the Kray's. I'd wager he also owns a sheepskin jacket and has adopted Frank butcher's accent and mannerisms.

In reality he's an alcoholic Ulsterman who got a spanking and now seems to be stuck like a broken record. His profile should read King Billy purveyor of inane horeshit since 2019.

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3 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

He's modelled his whole online persona on Grant Mitchell from EastEnders, let's look at the evidence for a moment, ex squadie, resides in East London, alleged hardman and friends with the Kray's. I'd wager he also owns a sheepskin jacket and has adopted Frank butcher's accent and mannerisms.

In reality he's an alcoholic Ulsterman who got a spanking and now seems to be stuck like a broken record. His profile should read King Billy purveyor of inane horeshit since 2019.

He was voted cuntscorner's worst newcomer of 2019 in Hello magazine, also voted stupidest cunt most likely to blow his top and meltdown at any given moment.

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1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said:

He was voted cuntscorner's worst newcomer of 2019 in Hello magazine, also voted stupidest cunt most likely to blow his top and meltdown at any given moment.

You dirty little bare-faced fucking hypocrite, Reptile. Billy might be in a bit of a rut at the moment, fighting on too many fronts and holding too many grudges, but compared to you he's Churchill compared to Mussolini.

You put Chernobyl to fucking shame when it comes to catastrophic meltdowns - threatening to whistle blow to the gaming industry and then falling back to muttering threats of hacking the punters who took the piss out of you when they called you on the spectacular amounts of window-licking shite coming out of your mouth - all in your first few months on here.

Don't assume that these past fuck ups have been forgotten so soon - you have absolutely no fucking capacity to predict oncoming meltdowns unless you're talking from your own personal experience of being a completely hopeless mongoloid who flies off the rails under the slightest pressure - characteristics that are as yet to be determined when it comes to Billy. 

Disgusting little bandwagon-jumping, try-hard spacker. Get back under the floorboards with your dog shit collection before I rattle you harder than Angela fucking Merkel.

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10 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You dirty little bare-faced fucking hypocrite, Reptile. Billy might be in a bit of a rut at the moment, fighting on too many fronts and holding too many grudges, but compared to you he's Churchill compared to Mussolini.

You put Chernobyl to fucking shame when it comes to catastrophic meltdowns - threatening to whistle blow to the gaming industry and then falling back to muttering threats of hacking the punters who took the piss out of you when they called you on the spectacular amounts of window-licking shite coming out of your mouth - all in your first few months on here.

Don't assume that these past fuck ups have been forgotten so soon - you have absolutely no fucking capacity to predict oncoming meltdowns unless you're talking from your own personal experience of being a completely hopeless mongoloid who flies off the rails under the slightest pressure - characteristics that are as yet to be determined when it comes to Billy. 

Disgusting little bandwagon-jumping, try-hard spacker. Get back under the floorboards with your dog shit collection before I rattle you harder than Angela fucking Merkel.

I think it's no accident that all this is redolent of Frank Bruno's penis Killer

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52 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

but compared to you he's Churchill compared to Mussolini.

I'd say he's more Tony Blair Compared to my Churchill actually

52 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You put Chernobyl to fucking shame when it comes to catastrophic meltdowns - threatening to whistle blow to the gaming industry and then falling back to muttering threats of hacking the punters who took the piss out of you when they called you on the spectacular amounts of window-licking shite coming out of your mouth - all in your first few months on here.

 

I never claimed i was going hack anyone u simpleton and that was back in october not "my first few months" so get your facts straight u greasy little geordie gobshite.

52 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Disgusting little bandwagon-jumping, try-hard spacker. Get back under the floorboards with your dog shit collection before I rattle you harder than Angela fucking Merkel.

What bandwagon u fucking mong? I thought he was a stupid little prick the minute he came on here as do clearly a lot of others by the looks of things, the only people with their tongue up his arse are "gloworm" and errrm... you. EL Oh El wow some fan club he's got there eh. 

Oh look u got a little ape like 😂

Oh yeah what kind of fucking queer saddo makes a fake alt account pretending to be a female? Still haven't explained any of that to us have you.

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2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

I never claimed i was going hack anyone u simpleton and that was back in october not "my first few months" so get your facts straight u greasy little geordie gobshite.

 

Brought down once again by a simple comment search. You utter fucking simpleton - does the time really matter that much when the spackery is so overwhelming?

4 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

What bandwagon u fucking mong? I thought he was a stupid little prick the minute he came on here as do clearly a lot of others on here by the looks of the things, the only people with their tongue up his arse are "gloworm" and errrm... you. EL Oh El wow some fan club he's got there eh. 

The exact fucking bandwagon you've just described you unsavable, moon faced water head - a bandwagon you have no right to step foot on, due to every cunt on there being of far higher calibre than you. I'm entirely neutral to Billy's situation - if he makes it out alive he's done better for himself than you could ever dream of accomplishing, if he doesn't, then you can feel free to enjoy the scraps like the bottom feeder you are, but until then the punters testing him don't need the likes of you licking their boots in a desperate attempt to crawl your way out of the hole you've dug for yourself.

Simply put - don't act like an absolute spacker and then get surprised when your short leash is yanked when you start barking at others. Act up like this again and you'll be put down for good.

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10 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

due to every cunt on there being of far higher calibre than you

I mean sure in your mind you think you're hot shit on here but in reality you're a loser who cleans toilets for a living.

10 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Brought down once again by a simple comment search. You utter fucking simpleton - does the time really matter that much when the spackery is so overwhelming?

Ahhh so my comment still stands doesn't it, it wasn't the first few months at all was it moron it was this year El Oh El!

10 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

The exact fucking bandwagon you've just described you unsavable, moon faced water head - a bandwagon you have no right to step foot on, due to every cunt on there being of far higher calibre than you. I'm entirely neutral to Billy's situation - if he makes it out alive he's done better for himself than you could ever dream of accomplishing, if he doesn't, then you can feel free to enjoy the scraps like the bottom feeder you are, but until then the punters testing him don't need the likes of you licking their boots in a desperate attempt to crawl your way out of the hole you've dug for yourself.

 

Nope sorry still don't have a clue what you're rambling on about you fucking idiot, i haven't jumped on any bandwagon, not that i have to explain myself to a nobody like you, i do as i please and dislike whoever i please.

10 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Simply put - don't act like an absolute spacker and then get surprised when your short leash is yanked when you start barking at others. Act up like this again and you'll be put down for good.

Wow scary shit please don't hurt me little roadspill! El Oh El!

You still haven't told us why you made a fake alt account pretending to be a female to entice a load of blokes on this forum have you, you gay little weirdo.

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Please don't get ape and his Tesco value price baked beans on me
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Just now, Erroreptile404 said:

I mean sure in your mind you think you're hot shit on here but in reality you're a loser who cleans toilets for a living.

Ahhh so my comment still stands doesn't it, it wasn't the first few months at all was it moron it was this year El Oh El!

Nope sorry still don't have a clue what you're rambling on about you fucking idiot, i haven't jumped on any bandwagon, not that i have to explain myself to a nobody like you, i do as i please and dislike whoever i please.

Wow scary shit please don't hurt me little roadspill! El Oh El!

You still haven't told us why you made a fake alt account pretending to be a female to entice a load of blokes on this forum have you, you gay little weirdo.

Wrong once again - I know I'm nothing special, apart from the occasional urge to draw pictures in order to get a raise out of other cunts on here and the ability to churn out long winded walls of text describing how I fucking detest certain people and events I'm incredibly plain. But when I see a hopeless cock monger like you sucking up to your betters I like to raise the alarm so everyone can laugh at what a scum sucking little delinquent wanker they're being.

As for the alt account, you should be thanking me for that - it even got you a like from @Decimus for you to touch yourself over as you cry yourself to sleep atop your spunk stained mattress - removed the limelight from you for a moment and let you run with the pack briefly until you inevitably choked on your own spit again. It was your greatest fucking moment on here and you know it - and now its become your downfall as you pathetically and blatantly attempt to relive the rush. 

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On 19/03/2019 at 18:00, Roadkill said:

When it comes to the NHS I simply can't be surprised any more. I have the Royal Victoria Infirmary, the Freeman Hospital and Rake Lane Hospital nearby, and every time there's a specific emergency that requires more than a simple fucking bandage I have to drive nine fucking miles to the Northumbria Specialist Emergency Care Hospital - which is strategically placed in the middle of nowhere in an empty field. Last time I was there with an ill family member it took them eight fucking hours to take blood and do an ECG, people were sleeping on benches in the waiting room and a pregnant lady who'd taken an overdose (I know this because she kept shouting about it to the completely uncaring receptionist, who seemed to spend her entire shift on Facebook) was pacing around and freaking out during the duration of our stay. When they finally deign to grant you a bed you're led through a labyrinth of twisty corridors that serve no other purpose than stroking the ego of whatever fucking cunt architect designed the place and led to one of many triangular - fucking TRIANGULAR - rooms that are placed around a circular staff desk - like the petals on a flower drawn by a child. The place is built like a fucking fun house, in the middle of nowhere and woefully under staffed to the point where I can't help but wonder why they didn't simply improve the facilities of the three other hospitals they already had before they decided to build the shit hole.

I've seen that hospital, it looks like it's been designed by puppet worrier Gerry Anderson. I kept expecting a rocket to fucking come out of one the buildings. 

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33 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Brought down once again by a simple comment search. You utter fucking simpleton - does the time really matter that much when the spackery is so overwhelming?

Chronology aside, that was also perhaps the worst example of multi-quoting I'd ever seen, and I was here for peak Ding.

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1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said:

Chronology aside, that was also perhaps the worst example of multi-quoting I'd ever seen, and I was here for peak Ding.

I want you to calculate how many posts Ding would have actually made if each one of his multi-quotes were non-spastic, singular ones.

I'd only recently surpassed his post count when his profile was blessedly deleted, and that was after he hadn't contributed anything in fucking two years.

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20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I want you to calculate how many posts Ding would have actually made if each one of his multi-quotes were non-spastic, singular ones.

21,447

Ironically, this would have reduced his like-to-post ratio from a dismal 0.21 to an almost-Pen-like 0.09.

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18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've seen that hospital, it looks like it's been designed by puppet worrier Gerry Anderson. I kept expecting a rocket to fucking come out of one the buildings. 

Its an absolute shit hole of the highest order. I've been there again since I posted that last comment and got to witness the wonderful "Resus" ward for four hours with the same person I brought in last time. They were put on a trolley with someone else's blood still on the rails - after about half an hour of watching it slowly run down and drip on the floor I finally decided to grab some rubber gloves and antiseptic wipes from the wall and clean it up myself and the nurses who were supposedly there to do just that suddenly appeared to complain and throw me out for using hospital property.

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