camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Apologies. What a cunt it was that the original St Paul's cathedral got burnt down because some bakers were overworked, making cakes for fat toothless cunts with herpes. on topic. Gregg's has come a long way since those days Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Gregg's has come a long way since those days Eric. Greggs might be a bit pikey, but they do fucking nice coffee. As good as CostaBucks and half the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 Alfie, I'll try to bring this back on topic...I'll just ask about burning "Priest Holes." Punky should turn up any moment to clarify the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 If Irons counted as likes and if I cared in the least, I'd be at the top of the leaderboard thanks to Punky Withers and Eddie. Wouldn't that be a giant shit sarnie for them chew on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bromley. Sorry, I thought you said "No atmosphere". Russ Abbott was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Russ Abbott was a cunt. Where the fuck have you been? I've steadied the ship tonight and no thanks to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 I’m in fucking Gatwick, flying off to exotic climes in the morning. This will be my last communication for several weeks, unless the WiFi in Bongo Bongo Land has improved since my last visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I’m in fucking Gatwick, flying off to exotic climes in the morning. This will be my last communication for several weeks, unless the WiFi in Bongo Bongo Land has improved since my last visit. Simba! Ungawa! Find Jane, she whoring in Nairobi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I’m in fucking Gatwick, flying off to exotic climes in the morning. This will be my last communication for several weeks, unless the WiFi in Bongo Bongo Land has improved since my last visit. Bollocks. Let's have it right, Ceebers; fuck all wrong with the WiFi in Bongo Bongo Land. It's more a case of the local filth denying you access as a condition of your visa, following your last visit, when your viewing habits were described as "beyond the pale". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 23, 2019 Report Share Posted May 23, 2019 57 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I’m in fucking Gatwick, flying off to exotic climes in the morning. This will be my last communication for several weeks, unless the WiFi in Bongo Bongo Land has improved since my last visit. Did you remember to get Eddies password ? He won’t be needing it while you’re away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Russ Abbott was a cunt. He's not dead, so still is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I’m in fucking Gatwick, flying off to exotic climes in the morning. This will be my last communication for several weeks, unless the WiFi in Bongo Bongo Land has improved since my last visit. I thought Benidorm had fairly good WiFi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Greggs might be a bit pikey, but they do fucking nice coffee. As good as CostaBucks and half the price. Just dont ask for froth. Especially down the Walworth Road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just dont ask for froth. Especially down the Walworth Road. I only drink normal coffee. 'Frothy chocca mocha skinny lattes' are for the beardies and girly-boys in Gaybucks. The type of cunts who would order a fry up and want their eggs 'sunny side up'. After the 'can I get?' Bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Just dont ask for froth. Especially down the Walworth Road. "A cup of coffee. No froth." "No froth? This is an espresso coffee bar, you must have froth...." "I don't like froth. I want a cup of coffee, I don't want to wash my clothes in it." Hancock vs Fraser, 1961 https://youtu.be/XXRLoJQK8f0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I only drink normal coffee. 'Frothy chocca mocha skinny lattes' are for the beardies and girly-boys in Gaybucks. The type of cunts who would order a fry up and want their eggs 'sunny side up'. After the 'can I get?' Bit. This shit is everywhere .. you go in a station buffet and there is a queue a mile long because all these puffs and fairies want a mocha or a latte on top with chocolate on top. Worse still some of the cunts are as old as me. I order a black coffee .. "Americano?" Is the reply followed by "do you want milk in it?". NO I FUCKING JUST ORDERED A FUCKING BLACK FUCKING COFFEE! The other trick they have up their sleeve is this filter coffee slop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 35 minutes ago, Glowworm said: This shit is everywhere .. you go in a station buffet Would this “station” be of the railway variety? You seem to spend a lot of time around trains. Have you ever felt the compulsion to jump under one? Just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Would this “station” be of the railway variety? You seem to spend a lot of time around trains. Have you ever felt the compulsion to jump under one? Just curious. I have had to jump under trains a few times Judge .. me and the big tough driver once had to remove a dynamo from underneath a coach at Lichfield using my ticket nippers as pliers. One small point Judge .. a lot of people spend time around trains, they use them every day to go to work. I have been on four trains this week .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Would this “station” be of the railway variety? You seem to spend a lot of time around trains. Have you ever felt the compulsion to jump under one? Just curious. I volunteer to push the cunt under one if it won’t jump. 🚂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Glowworm said: I have had to jump under trains a few times Judge .. me and the big tough driver once had to remove a dynamo from underneath a coach at Lichfield using my ticket nippers as pliers. One small point Judge .. a lot of people spend time around trains, they use them every day to go to work. I have been on four trains this week .. Do you mean you’ve been the ‘engine’ in the Withers, Eddie and Punkers train this week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 (edited) On 23 May 2019 at 18:21, Alfie Noakes said: This now has fuck all to do with burning cathedrals, bunch of fucking cunts! I'll volunteer to put any cathedral to the torch if frank and withers are in the cunt. Sucking each other off no doubt the rotten poofs Edited May 24, 2019 by Stubby Pecker AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'll volunteer to put any cathedral to the torch if frank and withers are in the cunt. Sucking each other off no doubt the rotten poofs Always start wit the confessionals and of course the "rectory" which they no doubt, believe to be a part of the human anatomy not meant for tearing from deviant activities in said confessionals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 2, 2019 Report Share Posted July 2, 2019 On 17/04/2019 at 18:35, Neil said: I saw Jesus in a fresh turd that I laid this morning,I called my missus in to hsve a look and as she opened the shit house door,rubbed her eyes and exclaimed "Jesus fucking christ!" ,"I know" I said,"its a fucking miracle 'ain't it" The Archbishop of Canterbury wants us to interact like Jesus on social media Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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