camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/8959143/cop-bouncing-on-trampoline-during-drug-bust/amp/ Next time some cunt is mugging you and there's no plod around to stop it, it's not because they are all in "The doughnut shop" as The Bangles claimed in their shite record "Walk like an egyptian". No. It's because they are all in your garden fucking around on your kids trampoline. The comments from the bloke filming it sums it all up. Evenin' all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/8959143/cop-bouncing-on-trampoline-during-drug-bust/amp/ Next time some cunt is mugging you and there's no plod around to stop it, it's not because they are all in "The doughnut shop" as The Bangles claimed in their shite record "Walk like an egyptian". No. It's because they are all in your garden fucking around on your kids trampoline. The comments from the bloke filming it sums it all up. Evenin' all. The WM Force are investigating... They state 'it falls well short of our high standards' . It is just a pity that the piss taking little cunt didn't fall well short of the trampoline, and break his fucking neck. Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 41 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The WM Force are investigating... They state 'it falls well short of our high standards' . It is just a pity that the piss taking little cunt didn't fall well short of the trampoline, and break his fucking neck. Cunt. If I could multi like I would. Qualitah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If I could multi like I would. Qualitah. Since when did everybody get to use my catchphrases? I don't rip off your act by wandering round the site, telling Tommy Trinder jokes and then getting my coat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Fake news. He was just trying to look through the upper windows. Innovative use of available resources. Finest police force in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Surely he was just limbering up before the raid? 🤔 Perfectly understandable behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 I'd kick the cunt in the helmet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Since when did everybody get to use my catchphrases? I don't rip off your act by wandering round the site, telling Tommy Trinder jokes and then getting my coat. Ithangyow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 I wonder if he had a tug on a discarded spliff as well, might explain the bizarre behaviour. But, what's the betting that this stupid cunt will now have the next 3 months off work through the 'stress' of all this attention, all paid for by us of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wonder if he had a tug on a discarded spliff as well, might explain the bizarre behaviour. But, what's the betting that this stupid cunt will now have the next 3 months off work through the 'stress' of all this attention, all paid for by us of course. That's one less speed gun wheeling fucking idiot to worry about the next time you're hurtling down Rouen Road at 3mph on your mobility scooter whilst clutching a can of Frosty Jack's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 I buy Frosty Jack in plastic bottles just so i can throw the empties in the Wensum from the Novi Sad bridge. I fucking hate turtles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 On 29/04/2019 at 13:17, scotty said: Surely he was just limbering up before the raid? 🤔 Perfectly understandable behaviour. Are you caught up in this Gosport opiates thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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