Roadkill Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: A few pints and a ruphie....even discerning gents will fall. Probably how the poor cunts are never around to raise the kids - they never made it back out again. RIP @DingTheRioja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Probably how the poor cunts are never around to raise the kids - they never made it back out again. I suspect they bled to death after gnawing off the limb chained to the wall cellar wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Probably how the poor cunts are never around to raise the kids - they never made it back out again. RIP @DingTheRioja They don’t raise kids They shake them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Probably how the poor cunts are never around to raise the kids - they never made it back out again. RIP @DingTheRioja That last package of Charlie isn’t gonna go up. And how’s he gonna walk through customs like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: They don’t raise kids They shake them That's how you get Mackems... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: That's how you get Mackems... Wayne Rooney jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That's how you get Mackems... If you found one, a mackem, splashing about in a pond or something, and you got it pregnant, it would give birth to a Geordie/mackem chimera. Where would such a creature be accepted? Surely not in Newcastle or Sunderland. I bet they end up being adopted by scousers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you found one, a mackem, splashing about in a pond or something, and you got it pregnant, it would give birth to a Geordie/mackem chimera. Where would such a creature be accepted? Surely not in Newcastle or Sunderland. I bet they end up being adopted by scousers. Hey! Calm down like. Where’s me shiiiiiirt? Or me tickling stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 50 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Probably how the poor cunts are never around to raise the kids - they never made it back out again. RIP @DingTheRioja Is that Eminem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I used to know a dirty cunt just like this - council house full of festering bin bags, ADHD children either running riot all over the place literally smearing shit up the walls or so dosed up on Ritalin that they would simply gawp brainlessly in front of the Crazy George's telly for hours on end (the ones with ADHD get extra benefits, so they're highly valued amongst the career scroungers), teenage chavs coming in from off the street to smoke dope and drink into the early hours of the morning. At the time she was in her mid-thirties, nine (fucking NINE!) kids, all from different fathers. Three had already been taken off her a few years earlier but she quickly made more to replace them. This was all years ago when I was still in high school, before I moved away from the rancid quim two of the boys were in prison (one for sexual assault on a minor and the other one for stabbing a cunt), another one had fucked off to join the Army, and the younger ones were finally taken into care after years of being brought up in such an absolute shit hole. Last I heard about the fucking leach she'd moved from Child Benefit to DLA - I can only imagine she has very limited mobility these days - any sudden movements would likely cause catastrophic failure of her heavily used vaginal walls leaving her a quivering pile of inside-out gore splattered across the floor... They can't even spell ADHD, so how can they have it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They can't even spell ADHD, so how can they have it? They certainly don’t fucking deserve it. Freeloading cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 42 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Eminem? No. Eminem is dead. He's locked in my basement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: No. Eminem is dead. He's locked in my basement. So he's slim, and the basement's shady. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very true. The fried chicken establishment is the preferred hunting ground of black yoof. A kind of natural selection catalyst, allowing 'stabbers' to select suitable 'stabbees'. And any bi-atches they may wish to court/rape. Which leads to the obvious conclusion, if the weekly supply of fried chicken was somehow tainted with a substance to calm these "promising rappers, aspiring architects and talented footballers" down from their stabby and rapey pastimes, why the fuck hasn't it been done? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Roadkill said: No. Eminem is dead. He's locked in my basement. Will the real eminem please stand up, please stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 21 hours ago, Decimus said: Telling a shine in a chicken shop to stop stabbing people is about as effective as telling a faggot in a Slug and Lettuce to stop giving other queers AIDS. How much is a pint in the Slug & Lettuce nowadays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 17 hours ago, Roadkill said: No. Eminem is dead. He's locked in my basement. Didn't Eminem die of a peanut allergy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Eminem? We're not that lucky, Gyps. If it were, somebody would be over him with a a cement truck pouring over him, ridding the world of his fuckwittery forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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