Cunty BigBollox Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Excellent manoeuvreing to introduce arseholes into the nom at such an early stage😂 Someone mentions arseholes, and one turns up. 🌝 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a useful up and coming player from Glasgow called Alan Hitler. They reckon he's going to have a huge following in a couple of years. Does he play Reich-handed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Does he play Reich-handed? He has his own private plane to fly to all the tournaments. It’s a snooka dive bomber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 7, 2019 Report Share Posted May 7, 2019 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's a useful up and coming player from Glasgow called Alan Hitler. They reckon he's going to have a huge following in a couple of years. Is he from the Goerbals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 On 07/05/2019 at 02:48, Last Cunt Standing said: You really are a one-dimensional Cunt, aren’t you? Two unrelated men have the same surname. Ha fucking ha. Satire : the use of humour, irony, exaggeration or ridicule to expose or criticise people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. There you go, I looked it up for you. No need to exercise your limited brain power. With my compliments. 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Satire : the use of humour, irony, exaggeration or ridicule to expose or criticise people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. There you go, I looked it up for you. No need to exercise your limited brain power. With my compliments. 😀 I absolutely love the fact that an autistic cunt like you who takes every post literally and displays a staggering sense of incredulity when responding to even the most mundane of assertions, would choose to lecture anyone on satire. Fuck off, you appalling, boring has-been fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Satire : the use of humour, irony, exaggeration or ridicule to expose or criticise people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. There you go, I looked it up for you. No need to exercise your limited brain power. With my compliments. 😀 Fucking hell Jewdy. Is it kicking out time already at the Darby and Joan club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: I absolutely love the fact that an autistic cunt like you who takes every post literally and displays a staggering sense of incredulity when responding to even the most mundane of assertions, would choose to lecture anyone on satire. Fuck off, you appalling, boring has-been fucking cunt. You’re right. You should scratch my bitch eyes out girlfriend. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: You’re right. You should scratch my bitch eyes out girlfriend. 😎 Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune cunts on here. I've got your back Jewdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 23 hours ago, Wolfie said: Does he play Reich-handed? excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 45 minutes ago, ratcum said: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune cunts on here. I've got your back Jewdy Thank you Herr Oberst. I’m such a weak pathetic, nothing to say, little poof that I always need support on a fucking website, even from a decrepit, short sighted, demented old gentleman like your good self. By the way, sorry i didn’t send you my congratulations on April 20th, the Fuhrer’s 140th birthday. I’m hoping you had a good day anyway. Shalom Herr Oberst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Satire : the use of humour, irony, exaggeration or ridicule to expose or criticise people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. There you go, I looked it up for you. No need to exercise your limited brain power. With my compliments. 😀 A crap pun-based dig at what you perceive as the prevailing tide of liberal snowflakery peppered with the usual bullshit bingo, does not make you Charlie fucking Hebdo. More like Richard Whiteley. Only fatter. But sadly not as dead. Besides, the first clause in your definition requires humour, so you’ve fallen early like the tired one-trick pony you are. Aren’t we keeping you from Tolstoy or some other heavyweight fiction you can brandish down the ‘Spoons pub quiz and bask in the glow of scumbag adulation like a poor mans Fred Housego? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A crap pun-based dig at what you perceive as the prevailing tide of liberal snowflakery peppered with the usual bullshit bingo, does not make you Charlie fucking Hebdo. More like Richard Whiteley. Only fatter. But sadly not as dead. Besides, the first clause in your definition requires humour, so you’ve fallen early like the tired one-trick pony you are. Aren’t we keeping you from Tolstoy or some other heavyweight fiction you can brandish down the ‘Spoons pub quiz and bask in the glow of scumbag adulation like a poor mans Fred Housego? Fred Housego? Taxi Driver? Now there was a fucking film. De Niro’s finest don’t you think? They don’t make films ( you probably use the wanker’s term.....”movies”) like that any more. “Listen you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who wouldn’t take it any more. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.” You know, I sometimes fear I might be turning into Travis Bickle. But then I read posts from arseholes like you and realise that the world isn’t actually full of scum just overgrown little boys. As Travis would say : ”You talking to me? Well there’s nobody else here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?” 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: Fred Housego? Taxi Driver? Now there was a fucking film. De Niro’s finest don’t you think? They don’t make films ( you probably use the wanker’s term.....”movies”) like that any more. “Listen you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who wouldn’t take it any more. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.” You know, I sometimes fear I might be turning into Travis Bickle. But then I read posts from arseholes like you and realise that the world isn’t actually full of scum just overgrown little boys. As Travis would say : ”You talking to me? Well there’s nobody else here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?” 😎 A Travis Bickle wannabe who revels in his violent psychosis and feels the world is full of people who deserve only his contempt. You do surprise me. Add this to what we know already; a corpulent ignoramus with hardwired reactionary views and a persecution complex, who likes to flit between personae of a boozy Kebab muncher and a chin-stroking Kafka reader. I’m betting you weren’t breastfed and feel very uncomfortable when joined at the pub trough urinal, too. Sad. How’s the blood pressure these days, anyway? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 19 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: A Travis Bickle wannabe who revels in his violent psychosis and feels the world is full of people who deserve only his contempt. You do surprise me. Add this to what we know already; a corpulent ignoramus with hardwired reactionary views and a persecution complex, who likes to flit between personae of a boozy Kebab muncher and a chin-stroking Kafka reader. I’m betting you weren’t breastfed and feel very uncomfortable when joined at the pub trough urinal, too. Sad. How’s the blood pressure these days, anyway? Oh shit. I made you cry again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Oh shit. I made you cry again. He was peeling onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 10, 2019 Report Share Posted May 10, 2019 15 hours ago, Glowworm said: He was peeling onions. Fuck me! New cunt turns up and outwits us all straightaway. I’m suddenly thinking Freddie Starr ain’t brown bread after all. It’s just a publicity stunt thank Allah. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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