Penny Farthing Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 So unless he fucks up Boris will be t he next pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 5 minutes ago, Glowworm said: So unless he fucks up Boris will be t he next pm Could give you guys a bit of an edge in face to face negotiations with foreign leaders.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Major Cunt Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Could give you guys a bit of an edge in face to face negotiations with foreign leaders.... He'd have to be quick though, seems like he's borrowed your Donald's syrup for the occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 On 18/06/2019 at 21:07, Erroreptile404 said: That's because your favourite pastime is spreading mens arse cheeks and inserting your tongue into their ring piece, queer. 👎 You disgusting pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: He'd have to be quick though, seems like he's borrowed your Donald's syrup for the occasion. Not sure what you mean by "borrowed (Trump's) syrup", but if it's a knock against Trump, I agree with it, whatever it means. I am no Trump supporter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Not sure what you mean by "borrowed (Trump's) syrup", but if it's a knock against Trump, I agree with it, whatever it means. I am no Trump supporter. Syrup of fig.. I.e, wig. cockney rhyming slang bollocks. Like when you get called a 'septic'.. septic tank = yank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Syrup of fig.. I.e, wig. cockney rhyming slang bollocks. Like when you get called a 'septic'.. septic tank = yank. Gotcha. No "Thanks" left. I will never pick up that rhyming slang. References are way too obscure for me. I figured "septic" meant the actual definition i.e. "putrid" or "infected". Oozing vile, smelly pus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Gotcha. No "Thanks" left. I will never pick up that rhyming slang. References are way too obscure for me. The cunts make it up half the time. People from the East end of London are, in general the biggest wankers we have over here.* They all pretend to enjoy eating Jellied Eels (cold slimy fishy shit). And they all claim to have been at school with the Kray twins. Apparently the Kray twins shared a classroom with over 200,000 other kids. *Scousers (Liverpudlians) are our purest form of domestic filth though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 Hillsborough was payback for Heysel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Hillsborough was payback for Heysel. I am a Liverpool fan Albert Hillsborough was a tragedy.More so than some fucking tower block full of illegals burning. 🔥 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 Oh and Good morning to you Albert 👊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 10 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: Hillsborough was payback for Heysel. How unfair Albert! You know full well that they are always the victims and it's never their fault. Some people see Hillsborough as a tragedy, others just see 96 less cars stolen that year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 8 hours ago, King Billy said: I am a Liverpool fan Albert Hillsborough was a tragedy.More so than some fucking tower block full of illegals burning. 🔥 lol Most deaths are a tragedy to someone, I don't think I'm alone in being fed up of "it's always someone else's fault". People died in a crush, some might say stampede. It's a miracle it doesn't happen more often, it just takes one person to stumble/trip/fall. Mecca (not the bingo) being a prime example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 19 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You disgusting pleb. Have you ever got a hole in one? I used to like whacking golf balls at the moving golf cart/caddy in the background of Tiger Woods PGA tour golf 99' till it exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 Just now, Erroreptile404 said: Have you ever got a hole in one? I like used to like whacking golf balls at the moving golf cart/caddy in the background of Tiger Woods PGA tour golf 99' till it exploded. ... and until that statement I was thinking that Punkape was the saddest fucking wanker on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: ... and until that statement I was thinking that Punkape was the saddest fucking wanker on this site. An (at the time) 11/12 year old playing a Golf game, what's sad about that? Also: "hole" in one, durrr try to keep up mongo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: An (at the time) 11/12 year old playing a Golf game, what's sad about that? Also: "hole" in one, durrr try to keep up mongo. Dog fucker. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: Dog fucker. lol I don't think you've ever made me laugh once on here. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 26 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: Have you ever got a hole in one? I used to like whacking golf balls at the moving golf cart/caddy in the background of Tiger Woods PGA tour golf 99' till it exploded. I'm showing my age now, but the last time I played a console game, it was Lemmings on a Mega-Drive. I used to like hitting the mushroom cloud icon, and blowing all the little cunts up. And driving the wrong way round the Need For Speed track and crashing into everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 21 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said: I don't think you've ever made me laugh once on here. lol Good. I want to make you angry and start throwing your dog shit collection at the wall till whoever it is that looks after your sorry arse runs in the room and puts you back into your strait jacket, and locks the door to your room with the bouncy wallpaper. Woof Woof Cunt. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said: Have you ever got a hole in one? I'd wager yes, in a toilet cubicle though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 10 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I'd wager yes, in a toilet cubicle though. Looks like Reptocunt dear O dear doesn’t have the bollocks for a fight since his minder TBY got chased off with his cunt between his legs. Still does a bit of lurking, in between scouring the streets for new dog eggs. Shame really, but not unexpected given the limited intellect he showed up till now. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 20 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The cunts make it up half the time. People from the East end of London are, in general the biggest wankers we have over here.* They all pretend to enjoy eating Jellied Eels (cold slimy fishy shit). And they all claim to have been at school with the Kray twins. Apparently the Kray twins shared a classroom with over 200,000 other kids. *Scousers (Liverpudlians) are our purest form of domestic filth though. Of course the Krays were good to their mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Of course the Krays were good to their mum. You could leave your back door open all day cos people were proper then. Ya know whatta mean? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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