Neil Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 There is no fucking excuse to stink of B O.I was in a shop today and the fucking stench was horrible.I work outside in this heat and I fucking know that after a shower and a spray of something that even after a full days graft my pits do not get anywhere near the stench of some dirty cunts.Id go as far to say that even if I didn't shower and went out the next day I couldn't smell as much as the dirty cunt i encountered today.I reckon the cunt hadn't seen soap for 3 or 4 days.Have a wash you fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 Africans. Nuff said. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: reckon the cunt hadn't seen soap for 3 or 4 days.Have a wash you fat cunt. Was he French? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Africans. Nuff said. I once scrubbed my knob in a public wash hand basin, and got a very nasty rash on the bell end. I should have known better, womens' bogs are full of diseases. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I once scrubbed my knob in a public wash hand basin, and got a very nasty rash on the bell end. I should have known better, womens' bogs are full of diseases. Try dangling it in a 'Dyson Airblade' hand-dryer. It's probably exhilarating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Try dangling it in a 'Dyson Airblade' hand-dryer. It's probably exhilarating. For an unprecedented "Choirboys" treble, does anyone else remember "Filthy Herman"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: For an unprecedented "Choirboys" treble, does anyone else remember "Filthy Herman"? If he was the compulsive masturbator. Then yes, I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: If he was the compulsive masturbator. Then yes, I do. He told all the ladies his cock reached the floor, which was true... ...because he was a double leg amputee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: He told all the ladies his cock reached the floor, which was true... ...because he was a double leg amputee. In WW2 Russia, quadruple amputees were known as samovars. Fuckin maggots more like. Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: For an unprecedented "Choirboys" treble, does anyone else remember "Filthy Herman"? I don't, but I do recall a "Tuna Can Tommy", (tuna tin to you Brits) though he might have been from a different Wambaugh novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 5 hours ago, Neil said: There is no fucking excuse to stink of B O.I was in a shop today and the fucking stench was horrible.I work outside in this heat and I fucking know that after a shower and a spray of something that even after a full days graft my pits do not get anywhere near the stench of some dirty cunts.Id go as far to say that even if I didn't shower and went out the next day I couldn't smell as much as the dirty cunt i encountered today.I reckon the cunt hadn't seen soap for 3 or 4 days.Have a wash you fat cunt. I bet you smell of chips peasant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you smell of chips peasant. Not as bad as when Ape farts his Tesco value beans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 4 hours ago, ratcum said: In WW2 Russia, quadruple amputees were known as samovars. Fuckin maggots more like. Rat Well, that depends who’s side you were on. I believe, among your mob they were known as “Spastiker.” I wonder what they called transexual prostitutes amidst the chaos of Stalingrad? Any ideas Herr Oberst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well, that depends who’s side you were on. I believe, among your mob they were known as “Spastiker.” I wonder what they called transexual prostitutes amidst the chaos of Stalingrad? Any ideas Herr Oberst? you sexy dog Jewdy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: I wonder what they called transexual prostitutes amidst the chaos of Stalingrad? Any ideas Herr Oberst? Eva Braun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 13 hours ago, judgetwi said: Well, that depends who’s side you were on. I believe, among your mob they were known as “Spastiker.” I wonder what they called transexual prostitutes amidst the chaos of Stalingrad? Any ideas Herr Oberst? Kuntandikker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 17 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I bet you smell of chips peasant. Reported again for derailing a new nomination within 48 hours of it being posted. You're in for it now. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Reported again for derailing a new nomination within 48 hours of it being posted. You're in for it now. Lol. Many people who eat chips all the time are fat cunts and have awful body odour so it’s highly relevant. Try again ponce features.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Many people who eat chips all the time are fat cunts and have awful body odour so it’s highly relevant. Try again ponce features.... I've also reported you on the Home Deliveries thread for derailing it within a mere 8 hours. I hope for your sake that The Cooler has got air-conditioning. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've also reported you on the Home Deliveries thread for derailing it within a mere 8 hours. I hope for your sake that The Cooler has got air-conditioning. Lol You’re attempting to frame me again with a pathetic, poorly constructed conspiracy. You also appear to be pursuing a vendetta which is contrary to rule 7 “ or pursuing vendettas with other members.” Reported again mollusc brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You appear to be pursuing a vendetta which is contrary to rule 7 “ or pursuing vendettas with other members.” Reported again mollusc brain. Incorrect. I'm just reporting instances of outrageous and flagrant rule breaking. You appear to be slightly rattled, a little break will do you good. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Incorrect. I'm just reporting instances of outrageous and flagrant rule breaking. You appear to be slightly rattled, a little break will do you good. Lol You’re the one who’s rattled as at my behest you have been chastised and warned by Admin on several occasions and you’re clutching at straws trying to enact revenge. You failed to accept your medicine last time and did a “McEnroe” with Admin and were nearly banned..... lol. I’ve met more intelligent crustaceans than you.... lol. Fuck off as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Incorrect. I'm just reporting instances of outrageous and flagrant rule breaking. You appear to be slightly rattled, a little break will do you good. Lol All the evidence points to him fomenting arguments with other members. I don't fancy his chances when Roops has got her laughing gear round a bottle of M&S plonk, later this evening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You’re the one who’s rattled as at my behest you have been chastised and warned by Admin on several occasions and you’re clutching at straws trying to enact revenge. You failed to accept your medicine last time and did a “McEnroe” with Admin and were nearly banned..... lol. I’ve met more intelligent crustaceans than you.... lol. Fuck off as well. Stick to the rules, that's all I ask. If you continue to break them, I'll unfortunately have to continue doing my civic duty by reporting you. Rattled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Can we have Brett back, please? He was better than this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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