Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: ...are you old enough to remember when B&H were £1.20 for twenty, and pikey Red Band were only 99p? I'm old enough to remember when £1 bought me 20 B&H, two pints of Tennent's Special, a game of pool, and a bag of chips on the way home. Sadly there wasn't enough change for a packet of condoms out of the machine, but a man's got to get his priorities right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Pete said: My first packet of fags was 10 no.6 at 9 and a half old pence. Do you want buy some coupons? I stopped collecting them in 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm old enough to remember when £1 bought me 20 B&H, two pints of Tennent's Special, a game of pool, and a bag of chips on the way home. Sadly there wasn't enough change for a packet of condoms out of the machine, but a man's got to get his priorities right. I bought my first house for half a crown in 1842. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Do you want buy some coupons? I stopped collecting them in 1974 Aha. The old Players gift catalogue. Mine was well-thumbed. The catalogue too. Excellent marketing-ploy for kids. Simply smoke 682,460 cigarettes children , and you will have enough coupons for a new bike. I started at 8. Never got the bike , but the nurses said there wouldn’t be anywhere to keep it in intensive-care anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I bought my first house for half a crown in 1842. Obviously that was the back half of your crown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Pete said: It can’t be both. like - Since you left me baby I’m living in a black hole Only hours left of my life But why are the bloody parking-spaces at Tesco’s so fucking narrow? Why like? Why is like used in a non-grammatically correct manner? Please explain with reasoning and diagrams if necessary.Show workings and any notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: They also taught us that fit birds should perform with their tits out! If they started their musical careers toady, then no doubt we would have seen all three pairs of tits by now...and maybe some muff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: If they started their musical careers toady, then no doubt we would have seen all three pairs of tits by now...and maybe some muff. Reported for calling Wiz a 'toady' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported for calling Wiz a 'toady' In recent months, I had been called worse, Eric. I can give old Fends a pass for such a transgression! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: In recent months, I had been called worse, Eric. I can give old Fends a pass for such a transgression! I think he meant 'today'. He loses concentration sometimes when he's talking to his hammers and trying to type at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I think he meant 'today'. He loses concentration sometimes when he's talking to his hammers and trying to type at the same time. He did. If it actually were "toady," it would have been pick axes at dawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Reported for calling Wiz a 'toady' Spelling error Eric..sorry Wiz, i was imagining three pairs of firm tits while typing. Made myself look a tit in the process... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 37 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why like? Why is like used in a non-grammatically correct manner? Please explain with reasoning and diagrams if necessary.Show workings and any notes. “Like” substitutes “for example” to defer to the previous message content as reference. It also hints of a “chummy” air to that comparison. In this particular comparison , the word “like” is a simple but effective conduit , but also the precursor to the more recent subject matter - subtly aiming at assuming a superior-air for the latter content , when comparing the two. Without the previous post and subject matter above , the phrase “It can’t be both” is meaningless - and furthermore , leaves the word “like” floating in abject incongruity. My reasoning and workings for using the word “like”? It basically came from the abuse I suffered as a child at the hands of very cruel nuns , as they beat me senseless whilst shouting “for example” in my ear every time the whip struck. So every time I even think about the phrase “for example” - I generally self-harm myself around the toilet-area and convulse uncontrollably whilst kissing a Bible. Please excuse bloodstained , and rather crumpled , examination paper. I just need to get to Uni to lose my virginity. A “C” will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He did. If it actually were "toady," it would have been pick axes at dawn! Stop giving me the 'orn. You mentioned M134s earlier. And that started me thinking about 20mm Vulcan Rotary Cannons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Pete said: “Like” substitutes “for example” to defer to the previous message content as reference. It also hints of a “chummy” air to that comparison. In this particular comparison , the word “like” is a simple but effective conduit , but also the precursor to the more recent subject matter - subtly aiming at assuming a superior-air for the latter content , when comparing the two. Without the previous post and subject matter above , the phrase “It can’t be both” is meaningless - and furthermore , leaves the word “like” floating in abject incongruity. My reasoning and workings for using the word “like”? It basically came from the abuse I suffered as a child at the hands of very cruel nuns , as they beat me senseless whilst shouting “for example” in my ear every time the whip struck. So every time I even think about the phrase “for example” - I generally self-harm myself around the toilet-area and convulse uncontrollably whilst kissing a Bible. Please excuse bloodstained , and rather crumpled , examination paper. I just need to get to Uni to lose my virginity. A “C” will do. Very well put. I'm starting to like you again. Especially now that you've been revealed as my biological father. Can I have a BMX? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stop giving me the 'orn. You mentioned M134s earlier. And that started me thinking about 20mm Vulcan Rotary Cannons. Fucking tease! Vulcan rotary cannons, M134's, pick axes, claw hammers....excuse me, I'll be back in a short while! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Especially now that you've been revealed as my biological father. Can I have a BMX? Well , you do know you’ve been a very naughty boy Eric. Now that your mother isn’t with us , I think it’s time to start thinking again about that thing we discussed. Yes it will hurt at first , but I know you’ll grow to like it as much as I do - although you might not be able to ride that bike for a while afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Very well put. I'm starting to like you again. Especially now that you've been revealed as my biological father. Can I have a BMX? Monumental needs to give up that Brick Top avatar... Edited September 17, 2019 by Roadkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 5 minutes ago, Pete said: Well , you do know you’ve been a very naughty boy Eric. Now that your mother isn’t with us , I think it’s time to start thinking again about that thing we discussed. Yes it will hurt at first , but I know you’ll grow to like it as much as I do - although you might not be able to ride that bike for a while afterwards. If it's a Raleigh Super-Burner, I don't care what you shove up there. It'll be worth the sore arse just to see the look on the other kids faces! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Monumental needs to give up that Bricktop avatar... Why? It suits him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Monumental needs to give up that Brick Top avatar... Why? Just nick the fucker! It's what Gyps would do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, Pete said: Well , you do know you’ve been a very naughty boy Eric. Now that your mother isn’t with us , I think it’s time to start thinking again about that thing we discussed. Yes it will hurt at first , but I know you’ll grow to like it as much as I do - although you might not be able to ride that bike for a while afterwards. 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If it's a Raleigh Super-Burner, I don't care what you shove up there. It'll be worth the sore arse just to see the look on the other kids faces! Puffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If it's a Raleigh Super-Burner, I don't care what you shove up there. It'll be worth the sore arse just to see the look on the other kids faces! What on Earth do you mean Eric? I was talking about helping me in the garden with some digging. It’s a lot of work , and you’ll be too tired to ride a bike at the end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why? It suits him. Read Pete's description of the word "like" again, but imagine him calling himself an " 'orrible cunt" at the end. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Puffs. Answer the fucking question as to why Monumentalist needs to drop bricktop. Stop being all cryptic. Geordies can't do cryptic. Edited September 17, 2019 by Eric Cuntman Obsolete post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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