Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 14 hours ago, Decimus said: You're still my hero regardless x Decs and Eddie, mid 80s. Those Norfolk Broads won't police themselves... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 14 hours ago, Eddie said: Dec’s, it’s a blue 1971 mk3, the cheapest of the 3, I should have lied and said a mk1, that cunty has really showed me up for the story telling Wanker I am, don’t tell anyone but I wasn’t in Vietnam either. Eddie I am going to get my imaginary Maybach out of the garage later. I could pick you up and we could then have a trip to Llandudno .. you can drive if you wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 16 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Eddie I am going to get my imaginary Maybach out of the garage later. I could pick you up and we could then have a trip to Llandudno .. you can drive if you wish. Sorry on my mk3 Learjet 30,000 above Florida, I’m looking out of the window and I can see a massive chip on the shoulder of salty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Decs and Eddie, mid 80s. Those Norfolk Broads won't police themselves... It was a great time to be alive, Ed and I had a no nonsense approach, and our patrol boat was feared the length and breadth of The Norfolk Broads. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eddie said: Sorry on my mk3 Learjet 30,000 above Florida, I’m looking out of the window and I can see a massive chip on the shoulder of salty. Thats not Florida, you are somewhere above the Norfolk Broads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 I’ll tell you all about Norfolk broads. Built like fucking tanks they are. It’s like fucking arse-City up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Thats not Florida, you are somewhere above the Norfolk Broads. Don't try to land anywhere near Norwich as you will get bogged down in pete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 But I don’t exist , do I? Please make your mind up. Or are you coming over all Sally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It was a great time to be alive, Ed and I had a no nonsense approach, and our patrol boat was feared the length and breadth of The Norfolk Broads. Which one's Eddie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Sorry on my mk3 Learjet 30,000 above Florida, I’m looking out of the window and I can see a massive chip on the shoulder of salty. That's not a chip. That's my gargantuan genitalia, which NASA tells me is visible from space, as evidenced by these space shuttle photos from some years ago.... It's so large, it forms its own cloud system. During a hurricane several years ago, the eye paused and spun right around it. Gave me the best wank I ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Decs and Eddie, mid 80s. Those Norfolk Broads won't police themselves... Stylish as they were, they are 80s. I prefer to think of our duo in a more contemporary light... These two got to kill that cunt Bruce Willis! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Stylish as they were, they are 80s. I prefer to think of our duo in a more contemporary light... These two got to kill that cunt Bruce Willis! I can quite believe Eddie is as ugly as Sidney Poitier but no fucking way can you compare Richard Gere to Decs, apart for the Hamster bit of course. I'm thinking more along these lines, chained together on the run from Norfolk's finest, for crimes they blatantly committed (refusing compulsory incest up that way) I'm guessing old Edd is slipping our fen monkey friend his behemoth length in this touching picture 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: I can quite believe Eddie is as ugly as Sidney Poitier but no fucking way can you compare Richard Gere to Decs, apart for the Hamster bit of course. I'm thinking more along these lines, chained together on the run from Norfolk's finest, for crimes they blatantly committed (refusing compulsory incest up that way) I'm guessing old Edd is slipping our fen monkey friend his behemoth length in this touching picture If I'm honest Stubbs, I had forgotten the hamster bit. I was delighted to watch Willis get filled with hot lead!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 48 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I can quite believe Eddie is as ugly as Sidney Poitier but no fucking way can you compare Richard Gere to Decs, apart for the Hamster bit of course. I'm thinking more along these lines, chained together on the run from Norfolk's finest, for crimes they blatantly committed (refusing compulsory incest up that way) I'm guessing old Edd is slipping our fen monkey friend his behemoth length in this touching picture 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: 🤣 The fact that you have to highlight the part of the post that your tiny brain enjoyed speaks volumes about how fucking stupid you are. Being completely rattled by me, it's fucking obvious and doesn't need pointing out that you'll crawl up anyone's arse who makes a remark about my sphincter, as you seem to be creepily obsessed with my back doors. I've got news for you, don't bother felching Stubby, he thinks you're a fucking idiot as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: The fact that you have to highlight the part of the post that your tiny brain enjoyed speaks volumes about how fucking stupid you are. Being completely rattled by me, it's fucking obvious and doesn't need pointing out that you'll crawl up anyone's arse who makes a remark about my sphincter, as you seem to be creepily obsessed with my back doors. I've got news for you, don't bother felching Stubby, he thinks you're a fucking idiot as well. Bang to rights. I've had to block Pete as the only other option was tracking him down and stamping on his stupid fucking head until it went pop. However, I've given flappy the benefit of the doubt until now but his constant flow of drivel even puts the cross dressing ticket stamper (another one blissfully ignored) to shame. Every man jack of us thinks along the same lines. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bang to rights. I've had to block Pete as the only other option was tracking him down and stamping on his stupid fucking head until it went pop. However, I've given flappy the benefit of the doubt until now but his constant flow of drivel even puts the cross dressing ticket stamper (another one blissfully ignored) to shame. Every man jack of us thinks along the same lines. Tell him to shove his like up his arse, the slippery, creeping cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 38 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: 🤣 Fuck off wankstain. One has to earn the right to slag off the fellow big hitters of the corner, whereas you are simply a pathetic little maggot. I was calling Decs a cunt before you had hair around it. I'd suggest a prolonged leave of absence, only coming back with a better attitude and the ability to make me fucking laugh. Or the bleach option. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pete Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Bang to rights. I've had to block Pete as the only other option was tracking him down and stamping on his stupid fucking head until it went pop. However, I've given flappy the benefit of the doubt until now but his constant flow of drivel even puts the cross dressing ticket stamper (another one blissfully ignored) to shame. Every man jack of us thinks along the same lines. When I’m fucking you up - do remind me to break your leg with my head , won’t you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off wankstain. One has to earn the right to slag off the fellow big hitters of the corner, whereas you are simply a pathetic little maggot. I was calling Decs a cunt before you had hair around it. I'd suggest a prolonged leave of absence, only coming back with a better attitude and the ability to make me fucking laugh. Or the bleach option. You've just never gotten over the fact that Dreckmouth never returned your favorite ass hamster when he was finished with it, but you're afraid of him, so you're taking it out on me. I understand, Grubby Piker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That's my gargantuan genitalia, it's so large, it forms its own cloud system. On 06/10/2019 at 19:00, Salty Piss Flap said: A Midget Cunt with a midget cock. On 07/10/2019 at 15:09, Salty Piss Flap said: videos of nearly naked young black guys dancing around in their underwear? On 06/10/2019 at 15:51, Salty Piss Flap said: while a large, shiny black cock slams you in the ass. On 07/10/2019 at 19:50, Salty Piss Flap said: The only time you've ever made anyone laugh was the one and only time a woman ever saw your penis. Salty: I genuinely revere anyone who, despite lexical shortcomings, visits the Corner and single-handedly takes on some of the site's most formidable commenters. It's not my intention to gang-up and embarrass you further, as you appear to be doing this autonomously, but what on Earth is the ongoing obsession with cocks and cock sizes? Allied to befriending Pen (Glowworm – historically the site's leading transsexual who's probably handled more cocks than a Dordogne chicken farmer), it doesn't bode well for the future. What are you going to do about it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 On 08/10/2019 at 09:25, Eddie said: Sorry on my mk3 Learjet 30,000 above Florida, I’m looking out of the window and I can see a massive chip on the shoulder of salty. Be that as it may, you have not reached sufficient altitude to see "the curve". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Beast said: Be that as it may, you have not reached sufficient altitude to see "the curve". Eddie see's the curve of dozens of windscreens everyday and him and Fattys car wash business Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Beast said: Be that as it may, you have not reached sufficient altitude to see "the curve". If you recall, Fender thought that he could see it at below sea-level, whilst on his hands and knees servicing his Canadian boyfriend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 I am fairly sure that I saw the curvature of the earth one night in 1973 when I came out of the Broughton Arms at Haslington .. I still can't remember what I had been drinking though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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