Witheredscrote Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 (edited) After 5 days away in Carcassonne, relaxing with scintillating company, and fine French wines, I returned home today. The missus put on U.K. t.v, and I was back down to earth with a bump. 'Tipping Point', with a long ginger gormless streak of piss as a contestant. Q: Name of British sport car manufacturer? A: Ferrari. Q: Name the only U.S State that begins with a D? A: It's either Detroit or Dallas. Q: Name of S. American mountain range? A: Himalayas. Britain is certainly producing more than its fair share of thickos, none of which would be allowed on our quiz shows. Oh, hurry up and leave. lol lol Edited October 28, 2019 by Witheredscrote actually, I think it was Ape... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: After 5 days away in Carcassonne, relaxing with scintillating company, and fine French wines, I returned home today. The missus put on U.K. t.v, and I was back down to earth with a bump. 'Tipping Point', with a long ginger gormless streak of piss as a contestant. Q: Name of British sport car manufacturer? A: Ferrari. Q: Name the only U.S State that begins with a D? A: It's either Detroit or Dallas. Q: Name of S. American mountain range? A: Himalayas. Britain is certainly producing more than its fair share of thickos, none of which would be allowed on our quiz shows. Oh, hurry up and leave. lol lol No sign of Ape tonight.... Rather worrying......lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: No sign of Ape tonight.... Rather worrying......lol... ...but nice. lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 Get a fucking room you pair of arse rimming dipsticks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: After 5 days away in Carcassonne, relaxing with scintillating company, and fine French wines, I returned home today. The missus put on U.K. t.v, and I was back down to earth with a bump. 'Tipping Point', with a long ginger gormless streak of piss as a contestant. Q: Name of British sport car manufacturer? A: Ferrari. Q: Name the only U.S State that begins with a D? A: It's either Detroit or Dallas. Q: Name of S. American mountain range? A: Himalayas. Britain is certainly producing more than its fair share of thickos, none of which would be allowed on our quiz shows. Oh, hurry up and leave. lol lol Hopeless braggadocio, not so cleverly disguised as some kind of intellectual criticism of popular British culture. You have to wonder what this sophisticated, rich, arrogant, arriviste was doing watching fucking “Tipping Point” in the first place? Oh yeah......it was the fault of the “Missus” . Is anybody actually buying this wanker’s story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: After 5 days away in Carcassonne, relaxing with scintillating company, and fine French wines, I returned home today. The missus put on U.K. t.v, and I was back down to earth with a bump. 'Tipping Point', with a long ginger gormless streak of piss as a contestant. Q: Name of British sport car manufacturer? A: Ferrari. Q: Name the only U.S State that begins with a D? A: It's either Detroit or Dallas. Q: Name of S. American mountain range? A: Himalayas. Britain is certainly producing more than its fair share of thickos, none of which would be allowed on our quiz shows. Oh, hurry up and leave. lol lol What a corker of a thread. Absolute dross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Hopeless braggadocio, not so cleverly disguised as some kind of intellectual criticism of popular British culture. You have to wonder what this sophisticated, rich, arrogant, arriviste was doing watching fucking “Tipping Point” in the first place? Oh yeah......it was the fault of the “Missus” . Is anybody actually buying this wanker’s story? Spunkers and him seem to be having some sort of weird ‘bromance’ Strangest thing I’ve ever seen, but I suppose you can’t choose who you fall in love with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 9 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Hopeless braggadocio, not so cleverly disguised as some kind of intellectual criticism of popular British culture. You have to wonder what this sophisticated, rich, arrogant, arriviste was doing watching fucking “Tipping Point” in the first place? Oh yeah......it was the fault of the “Missus” . Is anybody actually buying this wanker’s story? Scrotals is no more French than that Flap idiot is American, or Ernst Kaltenbrunner was nasty. On another matter Jewdy, I've watched two episodes of that programme about fare dodgers in London. Every single dodger in both programmes has been black, including the bloke who complained about blacks being stopped for fare dodging! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: Scrotals is no more French than that Flap idiot is American, or Ernst Kaltenbrunner was nasty. On another matter Jewdy, I've watched two episodes of that programme about fare dodgers in London. Every single dodger in both programmes has been black, including the bloke who complained about blacks being stopped for fare dodging! Every single person you see in the documentaries about Auschwitz looks like a Spurs fan, apart from the well dressed, polite young men escorting them to the showers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 27 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Is anybody actually buying this wanker’s story? The faggot hasn't been anywhere. He spent six days at the top of the leaderboard on the back of a Freak'n'Frank'n'Faggot'n'Frog circle jerk whilst his betters were off doing other things. As soon as I returned and began my inexorable rise to the top, the twat "went on holiday" instead of feebly trying to defend his position, as he knew he couldn't hope to compete. Withers, you French fucking wanker. Nobody believes that you were on a Saga cruise gumming brioche for a week. Fuck off, you lumpy bollocked, cancerous cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: The faggot hasn't been anywhere. He spent six days at the top of the leaderboard on the back of a Freak'n'Frank'n'Faggot'n'Frog circle jerk whilst his betters were off doing other things. As soon as I returned and began my inexorable rise to the top, the twat "went on holiday" instead of feebly trying to defend his position, as he knew he couldn't hope to compete. Withers, you French fucking wanker. Nobody believes that you were on a Saga cruise gumming brioche for a week. Fuck off, you lumpy bollocked, cancerous cunt. That whole leaderboard thing really rules your existence doesn't it, Drecky? Obviously it's the only thing in your life you've ever been at the top of. No big surprise there, though. Shit often floats on the surface in the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: On another matter Jewdy, I've watched two episodes of that programme about fare dodgers in London. Every single dodger in both programmes has been black, including the bloke who complained about blacks being stopped for fare dodging! As I have not owned a televisual device for about 8 months now i’m afraid I must have missed this, no doubt, informative broadcast. However, that doesn’t stop the Television Licencing Authority, through their Capita thugs , pursuing me for the dosh they claim I owe them. They simply refuse to believe that there are some cunts who don’t want to swallow their fucking bullshit. I have tried to explain my dickslecksia to them , so I can’t understand their threats, but that isn’t getting me anywhere. I’m thinking I can pull the anti Semitic card but I have serious doubts about that. Fuck me, this is the BBC we’re talking about here, know what I mean? Your advice, as always, would be most welcome Herr Oberst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 7 hours ago, King Billy said: What a corker of a thread. Absolute dross. It’s all you should expect from the likes of Withers - he probably only created it so he could post his hilarious ape-based edit. Seems to have gone down well with the cum-gargling wanker, the freak and Withers’ latest sock puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: It’s all you should expect from the likes of Withers - he probably only created it so he could post his hilarious ape-based edit. Seems to have gone down well with the cum-gargling wanker, the freak and Withers’ latest sock puppet. Good morning Ape .. you been out playing with your choppers lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 29, 2019 Report Share Posted October 29, 2019 8 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: That whole leaderboard thing really rules your existence doesn't it, Drecky? Obviously it's the only thing in your life you've ever been at the top of. No big surprise there, though. Shit often floats on the surface in the toilet. I wouldn't concern yourself with the leaderboard, Sulky. The only way you'll ever appear on it is if every account but yours was deleted and replaced with a bot from 'The Beano'. Shit cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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