camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 On 21/11/2019 at 09:32, Stubby Pecker said: Actually fuckwit, they're called Elk and they used to live here. If I had my way I'd put all Catholics up against a wall and shoot them. Next in line would be the Royal Family, hereditary toffs, the prison population, druggies etc etc ie all the useless sponging scum bags of this world. The remains would be fed through a wood-chipper into the North Sea so we could all dine on bumper sized cod for years to come. I would deal personally with you however. You standing for The Green Party this election? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 On 21/11/2019 at 09:32, Stubby Pecker said: Actually fuckwit, they're called Elk and they used to live here. What about Elke Sommer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 One helicopter for sale, comes with full-time pilot, round -the clock, overseas arse-wiper, set of golf clubs and prescription-only antipersperants. Golf at municipal courses in the UK no problem, though no longer in Florida, USA , or exclusive links courses in Britain. Helicopter has very high mileage and prospective buyers are advised to check the history of the previous owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2019 Report Share Posted November 24, 2019 On 22/11/2019 at 18:37, Glowworm said: Do you think that II Duce would have made Prince Andrew "do time"? The first call from prison.. 'Mummy, any chance of arranging private accommodation? Apparently, One is about to be shanked by big Reggie from C-wing'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 On 21/11/2019 at 23:02, Foreskincheese said: Grass him fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 autistic kids are mad bastards. I'd shoot the sideways glancing fuckers, without so much as a second look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 25, 2019 Report Share Posted November 25, 2019 On 22/11/2019 at 19:17, camberwell gypsy said: You standing for The Green Party this election? I wouldn't stand for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 10 hours ago, ratcum said: autistic kids are mad bastards. I'd shoot the sideways glancing fuckers, without so much as a second look This is cleverer than most cunts on here realise. Rispeck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is cleverer than most cunts on here realise. Rispeck. innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 I see Prince Charles has been over in the Solomon Islands doing his bit for The Empire by doing a speech in Pidgin, referring to himself as, and I paraphrase “number one picannini belong am Quin”. I was desperately hoping he’d veer into some Pidgin remarks about the antics of his brother and Nice Mr Epstein. As I can only manage pidgin Pidgin, I wonder if fellow contributors might suggest what to listen out for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 5 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see Prince Charles has been over in the Solomon Islands doing his bit for The Empire by doing a speech in Pidgin, referring to himself as, and I paraphrase “number one picannini belong am Quin”. I was desperately hoping he’d veer into some Pidgin remarks about the antics of his brother and Nice Mr Epstein. As I can only manage pidgin Pidgin, I wonder if fellow contributors might suggest what to listen out for? Eddie is your man for bongo bongo land speak. At the very least he could run it by one of his unpaid "employees" for translation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 On 22/11/2019 at 14:07, Stubby Pecker said: I'm sure its not just me that suspects our faux french wanker friend is still here under several other guises? Just delete his account permanently to make sure. There's a 2 in 1 pie in it for you. I’ve just had an awful realisation. Spunkers will be getting out of the slammer in time to ruin Christmas. (I think). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I’ve just had an awful realisation. Spunkers will be getting out of the slammer in time to ruin Christmas. (I think). Someone needs to be sent in to "sort him". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 26, 2019 Report Share Posted November 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I see Prince Charles has been over in the Solomon Islands doing his bit for The Empire by doing a speech in Pidgin, referring to himself as, and I paraphrase “number one picannini belong am Quin”. I was desperately hoping he’d veer into some Pidgin remarks about the antics of his brother and Nice Mr Epstein. As I can only manage pidgin Pidgin, I wonder if fellow contributors might suggest what to listen out for? 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Eddie is your man for bongo bongo land speak. At the very least he could run it by one of his unpaid "employees" for translation Sadly Eddie's only proficient in pigeon English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunty chops Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 Nonce cunt I’d like to smash the cunt with his puppet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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