Decimus Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You really are as thick as fucking pig shit. I couldn't care less about Frank and the last thing I'm doing is defending him or trying to buddy up to him. I'll take any opportunity that presents itself to bitch slap you around this place like my personal slave whore, no matter who you were engaged with. Same with your little cadre of bum fuckers and toady boys. The only cunt who's embarrassing himself here is you, which means I only have to try half as hard. 17 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I will. And it will still be funnier than any of the shit he posts and at least as funny as anything you post. If you'd take your mouth off of his nob, maybe you'd be able to laugh too. Go suck him off some more and earn yourself another like, cheap whore. That'll work, just repeating and subtly modifying what's already been said about you in lieu of a meme. Brilliant! It's funny how everyone who absolutely fucking despises you automatically does so just to please me, apparently. Have you ever thought that you're universally slated because you're so fucking humourless? As much as I'm flattered that you believe I can manipulate complete strangers into turning on an alleged comedy genius for no reason, I can assure you I'm not that persuasive. You're persona non grata because you're the worst poster this site has ever seen and everyone has come to that conclusion independently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Yeah - you’re a veritable comedy genius. Homosexuality-obsessed weirdo. You okay Ape .. I hope that you haven't stopped taking those pills again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: That'll work, just repeating and subtly modifying what's already been said about you in lieu of a meme. Brilliant! It's funny how everyone who absolutely fucking despises you automatically does so just to please me, apparently. Have you ever thought that you're universally slated because you're so fucking humourless? As much as I'm flattered that you believe I can manipulate complete strangers into turning on an alleged comedy genius for no reason, I can assure you I'm not that persuasive. You're persona non grata because you're the worst poster this site has ever seen and everyone has come to that conclusion independently. Is that finally some of your funny, class-A material???? Can I laugh now???? Gosh, I sure do hope so!!!! Funny man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Is that finally some of your funny, class-A material???? Can I laugh now???? Gosh, I sure do hope so!!!! Funny man. Why so many question marks? Are you trying to really ask a question? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Why so many question marks? Are you trying to really ask a question? Why are you asking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 44 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I will. And it will still be funnier than any of the shit he posts and at least as funny as anything you post. If you'd take your mouth off of his nob, maybe you'd be able to laugh too. Go suck him off some more and earn yourself another like, cheap whore. Top notch. I had hopes for you on here. But the above amply demonstrates that you will remain in the guppy pool. I'm off to play shark-tag with Decimus. 🦈 = Us 🐟 = You 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 On 15/12/2019 at 16:02, Erroreptile404 said: Shove a kangaroo up your arse and go fuck yourself cunt lol lol Lol lol, fucking child, finish your homework and fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 8 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Why are you asking? Why are you here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Top notch. I had hopes for you on here. But the above amply demonstrates that you will remain in the guppy pool. I'm off to play shark-tag with Decimus. 🦈 = Us 🐟 = You Is that the new UK slang term for bumfuckery? Is that what they're calling it these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Why are you here? Why do you breathe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Top notch. I had hopes for you on here. But the above amply demonstrates that you will remain in the guppy pool. I'm not one to say "I told you so", but... CLIVE: I'LL TELL YOU WHO TOOK NOTICE! DEREK: WHO? CLIVE: FUCKING NOBODY TOOK NOTICE! DEREK: Right! CLIVE: That's who. I'll tell you who took notice! DEREK: You're fucking right, mate! CLIVE: Yeah, nobody took fucking notice! DEREK: Fucking no-one! CLIVE: No-one took notice! DEREK: All those cunts! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Top notch. I had hopes for you on here. But the above amply demonstrates that you will remain in the guppy pool. I'm off to play shark-tag with Decimus. 🦈 = Us 🐟 = You Its about time you noticed. Cunts been rattling since September. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm not one to say "I told you so", but... CLIVE: I'LL TELL YOU WHO TOOK NOTICE! DEREK: WHO? CLIVE: FUCKING NOBODY TOOK NOTICE! DEREK: Right! CLIVE: That's who. I'll tell you who took notice! DEREK: You're fucking right, mate! CLIVE: Yeah, nobody took fucking notice! DEREK: Fucking no-one! CLIVE: No-one took notice! DEREK: All those cunts! Ohhhhhh, now I see how it's done!!!! What a revelation!!!! It's all so clear to me now!!!! It's like the entire universe just opened up for me!!!! Thanks, Baws!!!! You've shown me the way!!! The true path to becoming an A-list, acid wit cunt!!!! One question.... can I post bits of dialogue from just any TV show, or are only certain ones satisfactory? 😴 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Its about time you noticed. Cunts been rattling since September. Rattling YOU, you mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You've shown me the way!!! Jump, you fucker, jump! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Rattling YOU, you mean. Don't get pissy just because @Eric Cuntman is finally wise to you. He's the nicest cunt on the site - if he says your shit then its basically written in stone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 Just now, Roadkill said: Its about time you noticed. Cunts been rattling since September. I don't mind him. He's ok at the conversational stuff, his opinions and point of view on public figures, events etc' can be intelligent and interesting. And input from across the Atlantic makes the site more varied. Trouble is, he tries too hard to be an antagonist, and it just isn't him. If he stuck to commenting and giving serious on-topic opinion, he would find his niche. But constantly turning up to gunfights with a potato peeler is getting right on my fucking tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't mind him. He's ok at the conversational stuff, his opinions and point of view on public figures, events etc' can be intelligent and interesting. And input from across the Atlantic makes the site more varied. Trouble is, he tries too hard to be an antagonist, and it just isn't him. If he stuck to commenting and giving serious on-topic opinion, he would find his niche. But constantly turning up to gunfights with a potato peeler is getting right on my fucking tits. Maybe if you'd lay off the fatty food and hit the gym once in awhile, you wouldn't have a pair of fucking tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Don't get pissy just because @Eric Cuntman is finally wise to you. He's the nicest cunt on the site - if he says your shit then its basically written in stone. You've once again confused me with someone who gives a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Maybe if you'd lay off the fatty food and hit the gym once in awhile, you wouldn't have a pair of fucking tits. I'ts the way you tell 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: You've once again confused me with someone who gives a shit. Nice of you to notify me only five minutes after the comment is posted that you don't give a shit. 👍 Did you see that? Did you see how unforgivably twattish that reply was? That's your entire fucking style. Fix it. Edited December 16, 2019 by Roadkill Added a picture for accuracy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Maybe if you'd lay off the fatty food and hit the gym once in awhile, you wouldn't have a pair of fucking tits. Another comedy gem that I like to imagine being spoken in a computerised monotone. Exterminate! Exterminate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 What's funny is the way I've got you bitches jumping through hoops like a trained dog circus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Jump, you fucker, jump! 4 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What's funny is the way I've got you bitches jumping through hoops like a trained dog circus. Oh that tiny American subconsciousness is turning you into a fat, cheese stained answering machine! Nobody answer it! Let's see what else it cam mimic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: What's funny is the way I've got you bitches jumping through hoops like a trained dog circus. Not really Salty. Most of us probably would have liked to have brought you into the fold as our US correspondent. But all you want to do is pick fights you can't win. I tried to put it as simply as I could earlier. If you're too thick to comprehend it, then fuck you. I wash my hands of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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