Cerebral Palsy on Radio 4

[ratcum]

13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I always thought the Ferengi were space Jews. They behave exactly like Les Gold in that 'Hardcore Pawn' programme.

fuck! I forgot Quark (played by Armin Shimermann). Talk about ethnic over representation in a TV/film franchise. Long live Mexico

[Roadkill]

5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

fuck! I forgot Quark (played by Armin Shimermann). Talk about ethnic over representation in a TV/film franchise. Long live Mexico

He was Mexican? But how? He had employment and was almost never seen sleeping... 

[ratcum]

20 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

He was Mexican? But how? He had employment and was almost never seen sleeping... 

oh ffs, do I have to do everything round here?

🍪

[Last Cunt Standing]

On 25/01/2020 at 09:18, Eric Cuntman said:

I always thought the Ferengi were space Jews. They behave exactly like Les Gold in that 'Hardcore Pawn' programme.

“How ‘bout a hundred?” 
“You don’t have a ticket? Then get the fuck outta my store”

”You wanna talk with the owner, go ahead, that’s me”

“Ashley/Seth, what the fuck have you done now?”

There you go, saved you hours of viewing. The rest is just black paupers screaming about their money being escorted out of the store by big black mercenaries. 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

“How ‘bout a hundred?” 
“You don’t have a ticket? Then get the fuck outta my store”

”You wanna talk with the owner, go ahead, that’s me”

“Ashley/Seth, what the fuck have you done now?”

There you go, saved you hours of viewing. The rest is just black paupers screaming about their money being escorted out of the store by big black mercenaries. 

 

The KKK couldn't make a better propoganda film if they tried.

[Cuntybaws]

On 25/01/2020 at 01:18, Eric Cuntman said:

I always thought the Ferengi were space Jews. They behave exactly like Les Gold in that 'Hardcore Pawn' programme.

If it's offensive racial stereotypes you're after, Star Wars wins hands down every time.

Eat your fucking heart out, Jar Jar Binks.

[Eric Cuntman]

51 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

If it's offensive racial stereotypes you're after, Star Wars wins hands down every time.

Eat your fucking heart out, Jar Jar Binks.

It wasn't just me that was expecting Jar Jar to go full porch monkey..

"yassir master Kenobi, I done took dat wartymelon boss. I was powerful hungry, yassir indeed!"

[Guest N/A]

On 24/01/2020 at 20:09, Decimus said:

It's decent.

It’s fucking retarded.    For full blown fags.  Are you some sort of cunt who attends star trekkie conventions, wearing a cunt suit and fazer gun?   I bet you do don’t you. 

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[Last Cunt Standing]

7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

It’s fucking retarded.    For full blown fags.  Are you some sort of cunt who attends star trekkie conventions, wearing a cunt suit and fazer gun?   I bet you do don’t you.  

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7920985/Coffin-Confessor-gets-paid-gatecrash-funerals-reveals-bizarre-turn-job-taken.html
 

As a recently bereaved man, what’s your take on this MC? If this guy had turned up to tell the assembled mourners your wife thought you were a Cunt and had been knobbing about for years would it have distressed you? When’s your trip to Pattaya for some grief counselling?

[Roadkill]

7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

It’s fucking retarded.    For full blown fags.  Are you some sort of cunt who attends star trekkie conventions, wearing a cunt suit and fazer gun?   I bet you do don’t you. 

*phaser gun

[camberwell gypsy]

55 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7920985/Coffin-Confessor-gets-paid-gatecrash-funerals-reveals-bizarre-turn-job-taken.html
 

As a recently bereaved man, what’s your take on this MC? If this guy had turned up to tell the assembled mourners your wife thought you were a Cunt and had been knobbing about for years would it have distressed you? When’s your trip to Pattaya for some grief counselling?

Yeah. I would love this cunt turning up at a gypsy funeral. By the time the mourners had finished with him, whatevers left would be put in a Lidl bag and buried with the coffin. 

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Yeah. I would love this cunt turning up at a gypsy funeral. By the time the mourners had finished with him, whatevers left would be put in a Lidl bag and buried with the coffin. 

I think an adult body would need to be put in a big bag

[Guest N/A]

23 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7920985/Coffin-Confessor-gets-paid-gatecrash-funerals-reveals-bizarre-turn-job-taken.html
 

As a recently bereaved man, what’s your take on this MC? If this guy had turned up to tell the assembled mourners your wife thought you were a Cunt and had been knobbing about for years would it have distressed you? When’s your trip to Pattaya for some grief counselling?

I’ve gone all Polish recently.  Got a bit of a new thing for a slim petite Eastern European.     Fucking no chance of any fat fucking sausage fingered muffin top English girl making the specification.   No tears from me old boy.  Simply walk to the door and shout NEXT

[Guest N/A]

22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I think an adult body would need to be put in a big bag

Not if you chop it up.  First remove the arms, then the head and the legs.  Put them in one bag and the torso in another, making it easier to carry.  Then feed the parts to pigs.  Six pigs can consume up to 8 lbs of flesh and bone every minute, they cut through it like butter. Hence the saying “as greedy as a pig”.    
 

so beware any man who keeps pigs.

Now Turkish have you got me a fighter for Saturday?

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said:

I’ve gone all Polish recently.  Got a bit of a new thing for a slim petite Eastern European.     Fucking no chance of any fat fucking sausage fingered muffin top English girl making the specification.   No tears from me old boy.  Simply walk to the door and shout NEXT

Katya or Karolina rather easier on the eye than Sharon or Tracey? And now freedom of movement is going the way of the dinosaur, you can wave your passport around the mean streets of Warsaw and save yourself the Thai airfare. I understand the power dynamic is attractive to some. Cheaper than a care home. 

I had a Czech girl once before the Berlin Wall came down. She was very keen on seeing London, but I went off her when she put a crease in my Levi’s. Different worlds, MC. 

[Guest N/A]

10 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Katya or Karolina rather easier on the eye than Sharon or Tracey? And now freedom of movement is going the way of the dinosaur, you can wave your passport around the mean streets of Warsaw and save yourself the Thai airfare. I understand the power dynamic is attractive to some. Cheaper than a care home. 

I had a Czech girl once before the Berlin Wall came down. She was very keen on seeing London, but I went off her when she put a crease in my Levi’s. Different worlds, MC. 

A crease in your Levi’s is understandable as a sacking offense.  Especially those bell bottom flared variety you would have been wearing pre Berlin Wall.   Czech girls fall into the same genre, so you do understand the specification I refer to.  Far superior to the fat legging mutton bird that rolls down the streets of Coventry or Birmingham seeking out a farm foods or Iceland frozen food shop then off to McDs for an injection of Palm Oil to keep their considerable bulk up during the harsh winter months.   They winter well in these parts.

[Guest N/A]

On 24/01/2020 at 14:30, Decimus said:

In years gone by cunts like this would be locked up in Bedlam and left to shit on the padded floors. I don't want to see this sort on the telly or in the street, they make me fucking sick.

For once I agree.....Dec.

This cerebral palsy bird is about as talented and funny as the last thing I dropped off at the pool this afternoon after a rather smelly lunch.   This form of promoting spastics is actually fucking cruel, as everyone sat at home listening to her fucking spaz chat is thinking the same thing.  It’s not good, it’s not entertaining, and it makes the poor flid look like a proper fucking retarded cunt putting her on such an esteemed program.  
 

That fucking Edinburgh fringe has a lot to fucking answer for.   

[Last Cunt Standing]

23 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

A crease in your Levi’s is understandable as a sacking offense.  Especially those bell bottom flared variety you would have been wearing pre Berlin Wall.   Czech girls fall into the same genre, so you do understand the specification I refer to.  Far superior to the fat legging mutton bird that rolls down the streets of Coventry or Birmingham seeking out a farm foods or Iceland frozen food shop then off to McDs for an injection of Palm Oil to keep their considerable bulk up during the harsh winter months.   They winter well in these parts.

My neighbour has had a string of Thais, so many that most of us refer to him as “Rack”. He tells me the attraction isn’t principally aesthetic, it’s attitudinal. Reckons things went south in the 90’s ladette phase when women started acting like blokes. His theory is that this started the blurring of gender roles, drove many wavering young men gay, and is responsible now for a whole tranche of Western women in their 40’s moaning that all the good men are gone. Personally, I think he just likes a woman to boss around and treat like staff, but it’s interesting to hear him justify his choices in the pub. Mind you, he has a new 20-odd year old every 12 months so who’s to say he is stupid? He’ll import a mad one one of these days though, who’ll slit his fat neck when he tells her “visa run out, you go home”. 
 

and here’s a thinker;

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/27/tradwives-new-trend-submissive-women-dark-heart-history?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

[Guest N/A]

5 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

My neighbour has had a string of Thais, so many that most of us refer to him as “Rack”. He tells me the attraction isn’t principally aesthetic, it’s attitudinal. Reckons things went south in the 90’s ladette phase when women started acting like blokes. His theory is that this started the blurring of gender roles, drove many wavering young men gay, and is responsible now for a whole tranche of Western women in their 40’s moaning that all the good men are gone. Personally, I think he just likes a woman to boss around and treat like staff, but it’s interesting to hear him justify his choices in the pub. Mind you, he has a new 20-odd year old every 12 months so who’s to say he is stupid? He’ll import a mad one one of these days though, who’ll slit his fat neck when he tells her “visa run out, you go home”. 

You get the cultural differences completely wrong by looking at them from purely a western WOKE culture point of view.    Thai women are culturally brought up different.  They enjoy being a good wife and serving their man.   It’s not demeaning at all and it’s got nothing to do with the man being a dominant force.   The Thai women are very strong let me tell you. They are not some woke victims at all.  They give service and comfort to their man on their terms.    On Eastern European women, they think modern western men are largely all soft gay pussies.   They prefer a REAL man who is strong and tough. Not a poof.   All this woke, poofter stuff is purely a western world largely Anglo American thing, that is not seen in any large scale in other European countries and not at all elsewhere.    Your point of view is based purely on the BBC education you have had crammed down your throat.  Its time to wake up and open your eyes to what others in the world do and say.  Not the steady stream of shit you hear in Anglo UK American main stream media everyday.

Also if you had the lifestyle choice of having a new hot women every 12 months...or.... living in perpetual misery with some ugly fucking pig of a cunt.  Why choose to live in Coventry when you can live in paradise?   I look at some of my mates wives and shudder to think about them going home to fuck them.   Fucking moose hogs the lot of em.

now if it was Roops I was going home to, then that would be different.   She’s a sexual tyrannosaurus.

[Eric Cuntman]

6 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

You get the cultural differences completely wrong by looking at them from purely a western WOKE culture point of view.    Thai women are culturally brought up different.  They enjoy being a good wife and serving their man.   It’s not demeaning at all and it’s got nothing to do with the man being a dominant force.   The Thai women are very strong let me tell you. They are not some woke victims at all.  They give service and comfort to their man on their terms.    On Eastern European women, they think modern western men are largely all soft gay pussies.   They prefer a REAL man who is strong and tough. Not a poof.   All this woke, poofter stuff is purely a western world largely Anglo American thing, that is not seen in any large scale in other European countries and not at all elsewhere.    Your point of view is based purely on the BBC education you have had crammed down your throat.  Its time to wake up and open your eyes to what others in the world do and say.  Not the steady stream of shit you hear in Anglo UK American main stream media everyday.

Also if you had the lifestyle choice of having a new hot women every 12 months...or.... living in perpetual misery with some ugly fucking pig of a cunt.  Why choose to live in Coventry when you can live in paradise?   I look at some of my mates wives and shudder to think about them going home to fuck them.   Fucking moose hogs the lot of em.

now if it was Roops I was going home to, then that would be different.   She’s a sexual tyrannosaurus.

Jesse Ventura. Spoken in the helicopter at the start of predator. 

I'm good at spotting quotes. I'm the quotespotter!

[Last Cunt Standing]

28 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said:

You get the cultural differences completely wrong by looking at them from purely a western WOKE culture point of view.    Thai women are culturally brought up different.  They enjoy being a good wife and serving their man.   It’s not demeaning at all and it’s got nothing to do with the man being a dominant force.   The Thai women are very strong let me tell you. They are not some woke victims at all.  They give service and comfort to their man on their terms.    On Eastern European women, they think modern western men are largely all soft gay pussies.   They prefer a REAL man who is strong and tough. Not a poof.   All this woke, poofter stuff is purely a western world largely Anglo American thing, that is not seen in any large scale in other European countries and not at all elsewhere.    Your point of view is based purely on the BBC education you have had crammed down your throat.  Its time to wake up and open your eyes to what others in the world do and say.  Not the steady stream of shit you hear in Anglo UK American main stream media everyday.

Also if you had the lifestyle choice of having a new hot women every 12 months...or.... living in perpetual misery with some ugly fucking pig of a cunt.  Why choose to live in Coventry when you can live in paradise?   I look at some of my mates wives and shudder to think about them going home to fuck them.   Fucking moose hogs the lot of em.

now if it was Roops I was going home to, then that would be different.   She’s a sexual tyrannosaurus.

As I said in my post, happily married though I am, I’m not blind to merits of the lifestyle choice Rack has made. I just think he’ll end up lonely, or broke, or both. 

It’s obviously not very important what women think of you, other than a walking wallet who is done in five minutes of grunting and getting wheezier by the year. I imagine they pray for erectile dysfunction and hide your Cialis. But then you won’t give a shit, being a very different dinosaur. 

Oh and I love being told to “open my eyes to what others in the world do and say” by King Kipper of Stroud. You’ll be handing out 50p pieces with this sentiment on next. 

[Eric Cuntman]

49 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

As I said in my post, happily married though I am, I’m not blind to merits of the lifestyle choice Rack has made. I just think he’ll end up lonely, or broke, or both. 

It’s obviously not very important what women think of you, other than a walking wallet who is done in five minutes of grunting and getting wheezier by the year. I imagine they pray for erectile dysfunction and hide your Cialis. But then you won’t give a shit, being a very different dinosaur. 

Oh and I love being told to “open my eyes to what others in the world do and say” by King Kipper of Stroud. You’ll be handing out 50p pieces with this sentiment on next. 

D'you remember those 'jubilee coins' they gave us as kids? Dirty great silver coin in a little plastic wallet with a bank logo on the back. Worth 25p and actually legal tender. I bet no shop ever accepted them though.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said:

You get the cultural differences completely wrong by looking at them from purely a western WOKE culture point of view.    Thai women are culturally brought up different.  They enjoy being a good wife and serving their man.   It’s not demeaning at all and it’s got nothing to do with the man being a dominant force.   The Thai women are very strong let me tell you. They are not some woke victims at all.  They give service and comfort to their man on their terms.    On Eastern European women, they think modern western men are largely all soft gay pussies.   They prefer a REAL man who is strong and tough. Not a poof.   All this woke, poofter stuff is purely a western world largely Anglo American thing, that is not seen in any large scale in other European countries and not at all elsewhere.    Your point of view is based purely on the BBC education you have had crammed down your throat.  Its time to wake up and open your eyes to what others in the world do and say.  Not the steady stream of shit you hear in Anglo UK American main stream media everyday.

Also if you had the lifestyle choice of having a new hot women every 12 months...or.... living in perpetual misery with some ugly fucking pig of a cunt.  Why choose to live in Coventry when you can live in paradise?   I look at some of my mates wives and shudder to think about them going home to fuck them.   Fucking moose hogs the lot of em.

now if it was Roops I was going home to, then that would be different.   She’s a sexual tyrannosaurus.

Sexual tyrannosaurus? What, she has a big mouth and little arms? 

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Jesse Ventura. Spoken in the helicopter at the start of predator. 

I'm good at spotting quotes. I'm the quotespotter!

By all accounts he got his arse handed to him by a serving marine at a wake for this guys comrade who got killed in Afghanistan. He was shooting his mouth off that they shouldn't be over there. When he was politely asked to leave. Ventura started insulting the dead guy and this Marine gave him what for. 

Dunno if it's true or not.

[Cuntybaws]

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

D'you remember those 'jubilee coins' they gave us as kids? Dirty great silver coin in a little plastic wallet with a bank logo on the back. Worth 25p and actually legal tender. I bet no shop ever accepted them though.

I've got a mint set of the Esso 1970 World Cup coins. I thought they might be worth a bob or two, but you can't even give them away, there's fucking billions of 'em! Same goes for the Shell 3D wildlife card collection.