Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: I used to own a Sauna/Massage parlour. Don't rub him up the wrong away, KB. You could live to regret it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Don't rub him up the wrong away, KB. You could live to regret it. Believe it or not when I first opened that business I was considering calling it ‘Rub and Tug’ but as I was going down the fully legal licenced route I thought it better not to wind the council and the Old Bill up from the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 46 minutes ago, King Billy said: Can’t you fucking read? You illiterate bender. I used to own a Sauna/Massage parlour. I sold it more than ten years ago so there’s a much higher likelihood that you’ve been down there enquiring if they have any rent boys to satisfy your insatiable craving for cock. Fuck Off lol Ok Did any of your immediate or extended family work in your massage parlour business before you sold it? If so please explain their roles or any reasons why you preferred they did not work in the business. Was it perhaps an inherited family business? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 On 03/05/2020 at 16:24, 'eavensabove said: , but on the other hand... it's ok for a schoolboy to masturbate, as long as it's not against his principal. 🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: 🤦♂️ Another limited contributor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: when I first opened that business I was considering calling it ‘Rub and Tug’ I was considering a barbers for Covids: "Curl Up & Dye" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another limited contributor. You've got to hand it to him, the little wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can see a little romance brewing up here. @Mrs Roops, expect Billy to be sending you flowers soon... Triffids probably. Lovely. I have a jar of newt's eyes nearing its "use by" date, panic bought tins of frog's toes and the freezer's crammed full of fenny snake fillets. I'll put the cauldron on the fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 21 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Lovely. I have a jar of newt's eyes nearing its "use by" date, panic bought tins of frog's toes and the freezer's crammed full of fenny snake fillets. I'll put the cauldron on the fire. You not using the bats tongues this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 21 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Lovely. I have a jar of newt's eyes nearing its "use by" date, panic bought tins of frog's toes and the freezer's crammed full of fenny snake fillets. I'll put the cauldron on the fire. "Hail McVyvyan, thane of the outside lavvy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "Hail McVyvyan, thane of the outside lavvy" All hail McVyvyan, Thane of the Outside Toilet, and that little gravelly patch next to the garden shed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 29 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: All hail McVyvyan, Thane of the Outside Toilet, and that little gravelly patch next to the garden shed. You're absolutely correct. I've made a right cunt of myself there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 22 hours ago, King Billy said: Sad. On your Stannah and set your Teasmade Pet. Don’t forget to put your Tena on. XXX Anapirophobia. Unfortunately I don’t know the head doctors’ word for fear and hatred of the elderly but it’s right here. A massive fail. Drowning not waving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 5, 2020 Report Share Posted May 5, 2020 50 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Anapirophobia. Unfortunately I don’t know the head doctors’ word for fear and hatred of the elderly but it’s right here. A massive fail. Drowning not waving. I don't fear or hate the elderly. But I can't be around them if they smell of wee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't fear or hate the elderly. But I can't be around them if they smell of wee. I just looked it up Hardman. It’s called Gerontophobia. Personally I prefer the smell of wee to the smell of shit on my tongue. But then i’ve always been a bit of a discriminating cunt. Know what I mean Hardman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 18 minutes ago, judgetwi said: I just looked it up Hardman. It’s called Gerontophobia. Personally I prefer the smell of wee to the smell of shit on my tongue. But then i’ve always been a bit of a discriminating cunt. Know what I mean Hardman? Gosh, you're very big and tough. We're all extremely impressed. Sleep it off. 🥃🍷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gosh, you're very big and tough. We're all extremely impressed. Sleep it off. 🥃🍷 “We’re all”? Speaking for your arselicking mates again? Who elected you Hardman? Funny how when you get some stick your critics are always pissed. But when you are bragging about your encyclopaedic knowledge of guns and ammo, your consumption of illegal drugs and what a fucking hardman you are everybody is supposed to take this seriously and not piss themselves laughing at your endless pantomime? Yeah, carry on mate. I don’t need alcohol to take the piss out of you. I get my inspiration from the total bullshit you come out with on here. I believe the modern and polite term for you is “plastic”. I’ll go with that. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Gosh, you're very big and tough. We're all extremely impressed. Sleep it off. 🥃🍷 Sorry, I forgot......that’s what happens when you’re pissed...... but what kind of plastic hardman uses terms like “gosh”? Are you having a laugh mate or what? Are you seriously expecting any cunt to swallow this bollocks? B mob my fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: “We’re all”? Speaking for your arselicking mates again? Who elected you Hardman? Funny how when you get some stick your critics are always pissed. But when you are bragging about your encyclopaedic knowledge of guns and ammo, your consumption of illegal drugs and what a fucking hardman you are everybody is supposed to take this seriously and not piss themselves laughing at your endless pantomime? Yeah, carry on mate. I don’t need alcohol to take the piss out of you. I get my inspiration from the total bullshit you come out with on here. I believe the modern and polite term for you is “plastic”. I’ll go with that. . Utterly paralytic. Golly gosh! 34 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Sorry, I forgot......that’s what happens when you’re pissed...... but what kind of plastic hardman uses terms like “gosh”? Are you having a laugh mate or what? Are you seriously expecting any cunt to swallow this bollocks? B mob my fucking arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 21 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: An estimated 430,000 people have travelled from/out of China, on 'secret flights' since the outbreak of Covid 19. The Iranian airline, Mahan Air a Private Company which are linked to the IRGC (Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps) have been flying to & from China since January to March this year. Good. Lets hope its spread tertiary ching chong rag head bat flu to all and sundry. Both shithole countries need 100% culling, they're all cunts to a chink/wallah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Lovely. I have a jar of newt's eyes nearing its "use by" date, panic bought tins of frog's toes and the freezer's crammed full of fenny snake fillets. I'll put the cauldron on the fire. Let me know if you'll be sourcing any newts in the near future... 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Sorry, I forgot......that’s what happens when you’re pissed...... but what kind of plastic hardman uses terms like “gosh”? Are you having a laugh mate or what? Are you seriously expecting any cunt to swallow this bollocks? B mob my fucking arse. You really are a prize fucking idiot, please stop posting such shite And you're a Jew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Let me know if you'll be sourcing any newts in the near future... You really are a prize fucking idiot, please stop posting such shite And you're a Jew The act is wearing thin isn't it, despite the fact that he was too pissed to ascertain that anybody on here using the word 'gosh!' is using it ironically, his stock Del Boy/Danny Dyer routine makes me fucking sick... Do me a favour know what I mean? youre 'avin a laugh mate... What a fucking cardboard cutout cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Let me know if you'll be sourcing any newts in the near future... I source this from a classified ad in Witches & Wizards Weekly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: I source this from a classified ad in Witches & Wizards Weekly. Did the other kids wear shin-pads when you were playing Quidditch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 6, 2020 Report Share Posted May 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did the other kids wear shin-pads when you were playing Quidditch? They spent most of the time nervously muttering incantations of charms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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