camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 hour ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Punkape told me spunk tastes like salty egg whites. Is this true? Amazing how this site seems to get on to spunk and the oral consumption of spunk . Particularly as so many on here are allegedly red blooded straight men. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Amazing how this site seems to get on to spunk and the oral consumption of spunk . Particularly as so many on here are allegedly red blooded straight men. Gypps The username is sort of a clue, don’t you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Gypps The username is sort of a clue, don’t you think? I thought it was a new vacuum cleaner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Punkape told me spunk tastes like salty egg whites. Is this true? Will you be returning to Afghanistan soon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Will you be returning to Afghanistan soon? Hopefully cable tied to a cruise missile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 On 19/03/2020 at 22:47, Earl of Punkape said: God has punished mankind before and his wrath is now upon us once again. Our slip into a Sodom and Gomorrah lifestyle with many practicing depravity and promoting debauchery to the young has tried God’s patience. Change and repent or perish. The NYC department of health and mental hygiene issued a guide for residents on sexual practices during the chink flu pandemic. You couldn’t make it up. They pulled it off (no pun intended) their website the next day after a Twitter storm of people going mental about it. These cunts who should be concentrating their efforts in the US epicentre of this plague, on trying to help the thousands of poor cunts who are on a surefire trip to the oven advised their citizens to masturbate if possible, after washing hands and sex toys thoroughly (I kid you not), not engage in orgies outside the home, don’t engage in group sex forums on grinder or other dating sites and this absolute gem....Do not engage in rim jobs and they even explain for those who don’t know what a rim job is but might be tempted to engage in one anyway. Rim Job .....The sexual practice of licking a sexual partners anus. This is, according to the department one of the practices which has caused NYC to see the biggest spread of Chinky Plague in America so far, due to the fact that saliva and excrement can both transmit the virus. So there You have it folks. Keep your tongue well clear of the arsehole vicinity, wash your hands before ramming a dildo up your ringpiece and everything’s gonna be mighty fine. Job done. I told you the yanks would crack it. (No pun intended again) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 18 hours ago, stoolstabber5000 said: Punkape told me spunk tastes like salty egg whites. Is this true? God fucking knows what punkers spunk tastes like but I'd happily take a shite in your mouth so you tell the corner how much you like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 16 hours ago, King Billy said: The NYC department of health and mental hygiene issued a guide for residents on sexual practices during the chink flu pandemic. You couldn’t make it up. They pulled it off (no pun intended) their website the next day after a Twitter storm of people going mental about it. These cunts who should be concentrating their efforts in the US epicentre of this plague, on trying to help the thousands of poor cunts who are on a surefire trip to the oven advised their citizens to masturbate if possible, after washing hands and sex toys thoroughly (I kid you not), not engage in orgies outside the home, don’t engage in group sex forums on grinder or other dating sites and this absolute gem....Do not engage in rim jobs and they even explain for those who don’t know what a rim job is but might be tempted to engage in one anyway. Rim Job .....The sexual practice of licking a sexual partners anus. This is, according to the department one of the practices which has caused NYC to see the biggest spread of Chinky Plague in America so far, due to the fact that saliva and excrement can both transmit the virus. So there You have it folks. Keep your tongue well clear of the arsehole vicinity, wash your hands before ramming a dildo up your ringpiece and everything’s gonna be mighty fine. Job done. I told you the yanks would crack it. (No pun intended again) And how did you come across the news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: And how did you come across the news? The only news I’ve ever come across is The Daily Sport on many occasions but that’s not a real newspaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 24, 2020 Report Share Posted March 24, 2020 19 hours ago, King Billy said: The NYC department of health and mental hygiene issued a guide for residents on sexual practices during the chink flu pandemic. You couldn’t make it up. They pulled it off (no pun intended) their website the next day after a Twitter storm of people going mental about it. These cunts who should be concentrating their efforts in the US epicentre of this plague, on trying to help the thousands of poor cunts who are on a surefire trip to the oven advised their citizens to masturbate if possible, after washing hands and sex toys thoroughly (I kid you not), not engage in orgies outside the home, don’t engage in group sex forums on grinder or other dating sites and this absolute gem....Do not engage in rim jobs and they even explain for those who don’t know what a rim job is but might be tempted to engage in one anyway. Rim Job .....The sexual practice of licking a sexual partners anus. This is, according to the department one of the practices which has caused NYC to see the biggest spread of Chinky Plague in America so far, due to the fact that saliva and excrement can both transmit the virus. So there You have it folks. Keep your tongue well clear of the arsehole vicinity, wash your hands before ramming a dildo up your ringpiece and everything’s gonna be mighty fine. Job done. I told you the yanks would crack it. (No pun intended again) Is that what a rim job is? Fucking hell, no wonder the car washing cunt outside Sainsbury's looked at me in a happy way when I asked him for "a good rim job". Its just my wheels were very dirty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 On 23/03/2020 at 20:41, Earl of Punkape said: Will you be returning to Afghanistan soon? No but me and 50 of my cousins are going to move in with @judgetwi in his flat above a kebab shop and are getting jobs as taxi drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: No but me and 50 of my cousins are going to move in with @judgetwi in his flat above a kebab shop and are going to get jobs as taxi drivers. Really? Hopefully low-life’s such as yourself will riot so our excellent armed forces can despatch you to Allah and your 71 vestal baby camels 🐪 Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Really? Hopefully low-life’s such as yourself will riot so our excellent armed forces can despatch you to Allah and your 71 vestal baby camels 🐪 Fuck off. ...Or we might move to Cheshire lol 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 27, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: ...Or we might move to Cheshire lol 😋 Not in my area...it’s old money and horsey. You really wouldn’t fit in. Try opening your kebab shop in Levenshulme or go back to Kabul and tread on one of your own mines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 The BBCs advice on dealing with grief after the loss of a loved one in a lockdown comes from a bumboy vicar who lost his bumboy partner three months ago. You really could not make it up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-52048088 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: The BBCs advice on dealing with grief after the loss of a loved one in a lockdown comes from a bumboy vicar who lost his bumboy partner three months ago. You really could not make it up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-52048088 The cunt's just been shot in a Ch 5 whodunnit I'm watching. It was you Pen in the Study with the revolver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 10 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: The BBCs advice on dealing with grief after the loss of a loved one in a lockdown comes from a bumboy vicar who lost his bumboy partner three months ago. You really could not make it up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-52048088 This cunt used to be in erasure or some other mincers band in the eighties. Sack of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: This cunt used to be in erasure or some other mincers band in the eighties. Sack of shit. He was the cunt who bummed Jimi Somerville after Bronski beat finished bumming him. Edited March 27, 2020 by Eric Cuntman The Communards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 27, 2020 Report Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was the cunt who bummed Jimi Somerville after Bronski beat finished bumming him. So he’s running the show now Boris is in an iron lung? That’s made me feel much safer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 28, 2020 Report Share Posted March 28, 2020 Another celebration is the death of some bumboy 81 years old Holywood director .. the BBC had to show a picture of his being kissed by his bumboy friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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