Neil Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 Brilliant.......to quote Basil Fawlty,"I dont know why I bother,I should let you all just burn" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 Thanks giving will arrive early this year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 41 minutes ago, Neil said: Brilliant.......to quote Basil Fawlty,"I dont know why I bother,I should let you all just burn" Its fucking hilarious isn't it? They're fucked either way though - they're all still expected to pay for the treatment over there, and every cunt is already paying for ridiculously oversized SUV's, guns and TV's with credit cards that they can't afford to repay. That bill that claimed every American who needed it would get a grant of $1500 didn't mention that it goes through every creditor they owe money to before getting to them, and even if it didn't it would only pay for less than a month of living over there. If they catch it they'll be paying off medical bills for the rest of their lives if they survive, if they go to work they increase their chances of getting it and a larger than average number of them suffer from self-induced diabetes which increases their chances of dying. And there's a senile old man who can barely string a sentence together in charge. And everyone has a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoolstabber500 Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Its fucking hilarious isn't it? They're fucked either way though - they're all still expected to pay for the treatment over there, and every cunt is already paying for ridiculously oversized SUV's, guns and TV's with credit cards that they can't afford to repay. That bill that claimed every American who needed it would get a grant of $1500 didn't mention that it goes through every creditor they owe money to before getting to them, and even if it didn't it would only pay for less than a month of living over there. If they catch it they'll be paying off medical bills for the rest of their lives if they survive, if they go to work they increase their chances of getting it and a larger than average number of them suffer from self-induced diabetes which increases their chances of dying. And there's a senile old man who can barely string a sentence together in charge. And everyone has a gun. My thoughts on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Its fucking hilarious isn't it? They're fucked either way though - they're all still expected to pay for the treatment over there, and every cunt is already paying for ridiculously oversized SUV's, guns and TV's with credit cards that they can't afford to repay. That bill that claimed every American who needed it would get a grant of $1500 didn't mention that it goes through every creditor they owe money to before getting to them, and even if it didn't it would only pay for less than a month of living over there. If they catch it they'll be paying off medical bills for the rest of their lives if they survive, if they go to work they increase their chances of getting it and a larger than average number of them suffer from self-induced diabetes which increases their chances of dying. And there's a senile old man who can barely string a sentence together in charge. And everyone has a gun. Some poor bastards have requested paper cheques instead of electronic money, as indeed the money gets sucked out by any overdraft, fees and other shit. Paper they can take to a corner shop to cash it in and buy some beans. There are long queues of people in fancy cars to food banks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2020 Report Share Posted April 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, stoolstabber5000 said: My thoughts on that My thoughts on you: Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: Its fucking hilarious isn't it? They're fucked either way though - they're all still expected to pay for the treatment over there, and every cunt is already paying for ridiculously oversized SUV's, guns and TV's with credit cards that they can't afford to repay. That bill that claimed every American who needed it would get a grant of $1500 didn't mention that it goes through every creditor they owe money to before getting to them, and even if it didn't it would only pay for less than a month of living over there. If they catch it they'll be paying off medical bills for the rest of their lives if they survive, if they go to work they increase their chances of getting it and a larger than average number of them suffer from self-induced diabetes which increases their chances of dying. And there's a senile old man who can barely string a sentence together in charge. And everyone has a gun. I've got a gun. It's a really nice one. A Browning H-P with 61 rounds. This current shit is my dream come true. I can't wait for the government to come round and tell me what to do. Guess what's going to happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a gun. It's a really nice one. A Browning H-P with 61 rounds. This current shit is my dream come true. I can't wait for the government to come round and tell me what to do. Guess what's going to happen? Kill a single police man then die in a hail of automatic gunfire? One gun isn't going to stop the government - in fact it just gives them an excuse to kill you. Same goes for every single American John McLane divvy who thinks they'll be diving through the air dodging bullets and getting headshots like it's Call of Duty whilst hiding behind overturned tables for cover - a single little wank gun is only good for getting you killed faster unless you have a whole group of other, properly trained, people backing you up, preferably with a detailed knowledge of the local surroundings and also carrying stun grenades and riot gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a gun. It's a really nice one. A Browning H-P with 61 rounds. This current shit is my dream come true. I can't wait for the government to come round and tell me what to do. Guess what's going to happen? Shoot yourself in the foot? Blow your little brain out? Dunno. I give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've got a gun. It's a really nice one. A Browning H-P with 61 rounds. This current shit is my dream come true. I can't wait for the government to come round and tell me what to do. Guess what's going to happen? They will send a negitiator in and he will talk you down so that you are like a little mouse .. you will then come out with you hand up and lie down just like they have told you and then "BANG! BANG!" and you are dead as one of the coppers with an itchy trigger finger thinks that you made a false move. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: They will send a negtiator in and he will talk you down so that you are like a little mouse .. you will then come out with you hand up and lie down just like they have told you and then "BANG! BANG!" and you are dead as one of the coppers with an itchy trigger finger thinks that you made a false move. Obviously this would be @Mrs Roops... Edited April 20, 2020 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 10 hours ago, Roadkill said: Its fucking hilarious isn't it? They're fucked either way though - they're all still expected to pay for the treatment over there, and every cunt is already paying for ridiculously oversized SUV's, guns and TV's with credit cards that they can't afford to repay. That bill that claimed every American who needed it would get a grant of $1500 didn't mention that it goes through every creditor they owe money to before getting to them, and even if it didn't it would only pay for less than a month of living over there. If they catch it they'll be paying off medical bills for the rest of their lives if they survive, if they go to work they increase their chances of getting it and a larger than average number of them suffer from self-induced diabetes which increases their chances of dying. And there's a senile old man who can barely string a sentence together in charge. And everyone has a gun. The the last count there were around 750,000 cunts in the USof A known to have the infection. with a a known population of around 330milion that add up to 1 in 450 having the virus. Most of the USA is actually "small town" and with the towns (really villages) spread well apart so really the potential infection should be low. Trouble is that the cunts all like to go to church on Sunday and to do other activities than involve half the town .. I would not be surprised if they end up with a death toll in the tens of millions, and millions of dopey cunts with their right to bear arms rocket launchers killing a few million more as the fuckwits go on a final rampage. Of course they will all be thanking the lord that they don't have anything like our socialist NHS. Does anyone remember some of the fuckwits back in the 1990s holding demonstrations screaming "socialised medicine makes me sick!" when Clinton tried to introduce an NHS like scheme? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Also fixed your spelling. No it would be a negitiator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 21 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: The the last count there were around 750,000 cunts in the USof A known to have the infection. with a a known population of around 330milion that add up to 1 in 450 having the virus. Most of the USA is actually "small town" and with the towns (really villages) spread well apart so really the potential infection should be low. Trouble is that the cunts all like to go to church on Sunday and to do other activities than involve half the town .. I would not be surprised if they end up with a death toll in the tens of millions, and millions of dopey cunts with their right to bear arms rocket launchers killing a few million more as the fuckwits go on a final rampage. Of course they will all be thanking the lord that they don't have anything like our socialist NHS. Does anyone remember some of the fuckwits back in the 1990s holding demonstrations screaming "socialised medicine makes me sick!" when Clinton tried to introduce an NHS like scheme? They did the same with Obamacare if I remember correctly. Yanks hate knowing their taxes go towards anyone else's well being - especially the sick, whom they prefer to simply shame and segregate because a lot of them can't work. If you don't have a job over there you're automatically scum, if you're on disability you're a leach and probably faking it, if you don't own a car then you're a failure and if you're homeless then you're sub-human. Its an entire society built on spitting down and blindly judging the people below you so you can ignore the fact that you're just a tiny cog in the machine yourself and only a few missed payments away from the rung below you. Generations of social engineering and southern inbreeding has turned them into an entire country of easily manipulated little drones who think they're free because they're allowed to play with guns. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: They will send a negitiator in and he will talk you down so that you are like a little mouse .. you will then come out with you hand up and lie down just like they have told you and then "BANG! BANG!" and you are dead as one of the coppers with an itchy trigger finger thinks that you made a false move. Let's hope the negitiator's communication skills are more reliable than your device's spell-check feature, and more competent than the relationship between your keypad and tiny little brain. You fathomless reservoir of festering fucking dogshit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: Kill a single police man then die in a hail of automatic gunfire? One gun isn't going to stop the government - in fact it just gives them an excuse to kill you. Same goes for every single American John McLane divvy who thinks they'll be diving through the air dodging bullets and getting headshots like it's Call of Duty whilst hiding behind overturned tables for cover - a single little wank gun is only good for getting you killed faster unless you have a whole group of other, properly trained, people backing you up, preferably with a detailed knowledge of the local surroundings and also carrying stun grenades and riot gas. 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Shoot yourself in the foot? Blow your little brain out? Dunno. I give up. Well done. The obvious twins. I'm not fucking stupid. Do you really think it's worth hanging around the world anymore? It's not. But take 1 or 2 with you. Just for a last gasp bit of fun. Enjoy yourselves when they round you up at gun point and force you to work fields and factories to serve the elite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: They did the same with Obamacare if I remember correctly. Yanks hate knowing their taxes go towards anyone else's well being - especially the sick, whom they prefer to simply shame and segregate because a lot of them can't work. If you don't have a job over there you're automatically scum, if your on disability you're a leach and probably faking it, if you don't own a car then you're a failure and if you're homeless then you're sub-human. Its an entire society built on spitting down and blindly judging the people below you so you can ignore the fact that you're just a tiny cog in the machine yourself and only a few missed payments away from the rung below you. Generations of social engineering and southern inbreeding has turned them into an entire country of easily manipulated little drones who think they're free because they're allowed to play with guns. I remember watching a programme where they were interviewing these gun toting fuckwits .. the common thing with all of them was that they said that they needed the guns in case of the breakdown of law and order .. I remember the interviewer commenting that the irony was that the breakdown would be caused by these gun toting idiots themselves who would start firing off and shooting people because they thought that there had been a breakdown in law and order rather than there actually having been such a breakdown. It is worth reading about Timothy McVeigh the Oklahoma Bomber and what his mindset was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Well done. The obvious twins. I'm not fucking stupid. Do you really think it's worth hanging around the world anymore? It's not. But take 1 or 2 with you. Just for a last gasp bit of fun. Enjoy yourselves when they round you up at gun point and force you to work fields and factories to serve the elite. We're not twins. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 30 minutes ago, Roadkill said: We're not twins. Idiot. Sorry. My mistake. Just willing compatriots in the new world order then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: The the last count there were around 750,000 cunts in the USof A known to have the infection. with a a known population of around 330milion that add up to 1 in 450 having the virus. Most of the USA is actually "small town" and with the towns (really villages) spread well apart so really the potential infection should be low. Trouble is that the cunts all like to go to church on Sunday and to do other activities than involve half the town .. I would not be surprised if they end up with a death toll in the tens of millions, and millions of dopey cunts with their right to bear arms rocket launchers killing a few million more as the fuckwits go on a final rampage. Of course they will all be thanking the lord that they don't have anything like our socialist NHS. Does anyone remember some of the fuckwits back in the 1990s holding demonstrations screaming "socialised medicine makes me sick!" when Clinton tried to introduce an NHS like scheme? Indeed, and the larger percentage of those are black Americans and immigrants. Trump's killing his own people. What a guy! It's not PPE we need, we should be purchasing vials of No. 19 from the Chinks, and blanket-bombing Bradford. Furthermore, there's never been a better opportunity to eradicate the Mushlips in their own poxy countries, and getting off scot free, than now. Edited April 20, 2020 by 'eavensabove WASHING A PIGEON FOR 20 MINUTES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: They will send a negitiator in and he will talk you down so that you are like a little mouse .. you will then come out with you hand up and lie down just like they have told you and then "BANG! BANG!" and you are dead as one of the coppers with an itchy trigger finger thinks that you made a false move. Exactly, Lena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: They will send a negitiator in and he will talk you down so that you are like a little mouse .. you will then come out with you hand up and lie down just like they have told you and then "BANG! BANG!" and you are dead as one of the coppers with an itchy trigger finger thinks that you made a false move. This 'ere "negitiator," wouldn't happen to be a Canadian by any chance, would he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sorry. My mistake. Just willing compatriots in the new world order then. You've been smoking weed and watching V for Vendetta again, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 Really interesting hearing what America is and isn't and what American's are and aren't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2020 Report Share Posted April 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Really interesting hearing what America is and isn't and what American's are and aren't. Aint it and innit just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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