camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2020-05-31/sunseekers-ignore-beach-closures-after-four-injured-tombstoning-at-durdle-door/ Apparently this is a hobby of cunts who obviously don't have any fucking common sense whatsoever. Tombstoning is finding the highest point possible and then jump ramrod straight into the water below. Apparently last year 139 incidents occurred with 12 deaths. One of these brainiacs at Durdle Door had to pulled out of the sea bed. Personally, I'd have left the cunt there as a warning to what could happen. Then again, this is another way mother nature cleans out the gene pool. So not so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 I fully support tombstoning. If some cunt wants to jump off a cliff then let them, but don't send any emergency services. The more of these turds dying off the better is it for the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 8 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: I fully support tombstoning. If some cunt wants to jump off a cliff then let them, but don't send any emergency services. The more of these turds dying off the better is it for the world. 'Celebrity Tombstoning'. Now I would definitely watch that. Especially if its head first. Whilst set alight. Into boiling tar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Celebrity Tombstoning'. Now I would definitely watch that. Especially if its head first. Whilst set alight. Into boiling tar. ohh I wonder what worthless unknown cunt "celebrities" we could find for that show, hopefully Katy Price and Joey Essex and the rest of the Jade Goodey level cunts that run the circuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 minute ago, Monaco Slim said: ohh I wonder what worthless unknown cunt "celebrities" we could find for that show, hopefully Katy Price and Joey Essex and the rest of the Jade Goodey level cunts that run the circuit. If Gemma Collins embedded herself in the sea bed you'd never get her out would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If Gemma Collins embedded herself in the sea bed you'd never get her out would you? I'd personally go out there and harpoon that whale and donate the meat to the locals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 17 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: I'd personally go out there and harpoon that whale and donate the meat to the locals. You should Tombstone yourself into an active volcano... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 24 minutes ago, Monaco Slim said: ohh I wonder what worthless unknown cunt "celebrities" we could find for that show, hopefully Katy Price and Joey Essex and the rest of the Jade Goodey level cunts that run the circuit. My wish list for celebrities 'Tombstoning onto jagged rock formations would be : Rylan Clark Alan Carr Ellen DeGeneres Gok Wan For a finale, Tom Daley and his husband could somersault dive into a pool full of sharks with laser beams on their fucking heads. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My wish list for celebrities 'Tombstoning onto jagged rock formations would be : Rylan Clark Alan Carr Ellen DeGeneres Gok Wan For a finale, Tom Daley and his husband could somersault dive into a pool full of sharks with laser beams on their fucking heads. Excellent choices. i would add in no particular order the following... Gary Lineker Andrew Marr David Furnish Nicola Sturgeon All BBC news management Anna Soubry My Aunt’s gay neighbour’s poodle. Any survivors writhing on rocks would of course be finished off with flame throwers and industrial lime. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: If Gemma Collins embedded herself in the sea bed you'd never get her out would you? It'd be like that meteor strike that reutedly wiped out the dinosaurs. Cunt tries that malarkey and it'll just be Ant Middleton and the cockroaches left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Excellent choices. i would add in no particular order the following... Gary Lineker Andrew Marr David Furnish Nicola Sturgeon All BBC news management Anna Soubry My Aunt’s gay neighbour’s poodle. Any survivors writhing on rocks would of course be finished off with flame throwers and industrial lime. I’m a little surprised I wasn’t on your stupid list. If I’d been compiling such a list, you’d have been on in - cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I’m a little surprised I wasn’t on your stupid list. If I’d been compiling such a list, you’d have been on in - cunt. My list was so long that I had to prioritise. You were given fleeting consideration but you’re so staggeringly unimportant that the thought rather withered away.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 20 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: My list was so long that I had to prioritise. You were given fleeting consideration but you’re so staggeringly unimportant that the thought rather withered away.... You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2020-05-31/sunseekers-ignore-beach-closures-after-four-injured-tombstoning-at-durdle-door/ Apparently this is a hobby of cunts who obviously don't have any fucking common sense whatsoever. Tombstoning is finding the highest point possible and then jump ramrod straight into the water below. Apparently last year 139 incidents occurred with 12 deaths. One of these brainiacs at Durdle Door had to pulled out of the sea bed. Personally, I'd have left the cunt there as a warning to what could happen. Then again, this is another way mother nature cleans out the gene pool. So not so bad. Lemming Motorheads. Edited May 31, 2020 by 'eavensabove POINTLESS WASHING ME HANDS. I'M DONE FOR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You should Tombstone yourself into an active volcano... You should too for having that cuck as your avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Monaco Slim Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My wish list for celebrities 'Tombstoning onto jagged rock formations would be : Rylan Clark Alan Carr Ellen DeGeneres Gok Wan For a finale, Tom Daley and his husband could somersault dive into a pool full of sharks with laser beams on their fucking heads. oh fuck I don't think you could have came up with a list of more unsufferable fucking cunts that will one day burn in hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Excellent choices. i would add in no particular order the following... Gary Lineker Andrew Marr David Furnish Nicola Sturgeon All BBC news management Anna Soubry My Aunt’s gay neighbour’s poodle. Any survivors writhing on rocks would of course be finished off with flame throwers and industrial lime. One Tombstone Fits All. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 40 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: You fucking wanker. I am far more important than you or Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 hour ago, Monaco Slim said: You should too for having that cuck as your avatar I doubt if Rees Mogg has been cuckolded by Helena de Chair. You and I would probably fuck her but she only mixes with posh blokes and they have a lot more choices than cunts like us (see a certain well known member of the Royal Family who won’t be visiting the USA in the near future) Anyway, she’s had five brats so her fanny probably looks like the entrance to the Mount Blanc tunnel. Not much good to a little winkle like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: My wish list for celebrities 'Tombstoning onto jagged rock formations would be : Rylan Clark Alan Carr Ellen DeGeneres Gok Wan For a finale, Tom Daley and his husband could somersault dive into a pool full of sharks with laser beams on their fucking heads. I sense a pattern here Eric. I sense a pattern but I'm not quite sure what it is. Sorry sir, before I leave there's just one more question........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I sense a pattern here Eric. I sense a pattern but I'm not quite sure what it is. Sorry sir, before I leave there's just one more question........ Why, lieutenant Columbo! This is absurd.. bordering on harassment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: If Gemma Collins embedded herself in the sea bed you'd never get her out would you? She would probably get stuck in the hole in the cliff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why, lieutenant Columbo! This is absurd.. bordering on harassment! Lootenant or Leftenant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.itv.com/news/meridian/2020-05-31/sunseekers-ignore-beach-closures-after-four-injured-tombstoning-at-durdle-door/ Apparently this is a hobby of cunts who obviously don't have any fucking common sense whatsoever. Tombstoning is finding the highest point possible and then jump ramrod straight into the water below. Apparently last year 139 incidents occurred with 12 deaths. One of these brainiacs at Durdle Door had to pulled out of the sea bed. Personally, I'd have left the cunt there as a warning to what could happen. Then again, this is another way mother nature cleans out the gene pool. So not so bad. Fucking lemmings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Fucking lemmings. They should have pulled him out, had him vitrified and then stuck him back in the seabed. There is a middle-aged local cunt who goes around in one of these wheelchairs where everything is controlled from one hand. I thought that he was an average as born ****ker but it turns out that back in the 1980s when he was 17 he was swimming with some of his mates in a local river when he decided to dive into the water from a nearby road bridge. Afterwards his parents tried to sue everyone from the Police, Ambulance, hospital and anyone else they could think for being too slow to get him to hospital and treat him. They also tried to sue the local landowner because he had left a gate to the field by the river unlocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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